Soyjak Movie

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The Soyjak Movie was a work-in-progress movie started by a 'teen testing Veo 3 in a thread. It was being developed by a team of talented Chuds and people like (You), and would be a bone-chilling, spine tingling, A24 slow burning movie.

An archive of the videos prior to the /dem/ thread can be found here: https://files.catbox.moe/lbxh9v.zip

A 'chive of one of the threads on /soy/ can be found here. Due to how the page was archived, you may have to download the file and then open it in your browser for it to work.

The last progress thread can be found here. It died when a /dem/ janny deleted the thread and later the deletion of /dem/ happened.

Final Trailer

This was the final trailer before the project died. It uses a version of David Bowie - Starman for the music. Through peer reviewed studies, this trailer has been verified to be 48 seconds of pure kino.

Proposals

There were many different proposals for how the movie was going to go.

Proposal A (OP's Proposal)

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CHARACTERS PRIMARY NATE: A prophesied hero of the ‘log, unbeknownst to him. Slowly fulfills his prophecy throughout the movie. CHUD: A weapons expert who is hot-headed but fearless, targeted by the CIA, dislikes troonella TROONELLA: A happy-go-lucky “woman” who is extremely creative and imaginative, Dislikes Chud DR.SOYBERG: A cold, calculated scientist, bent on using Nate’s power to control the soyim, has connections with the CIA and a slew of soysylum patients trained to kill AGENT ‘PLIER: An unfeeling cog in the machine, ‘plier lives by his superiors' orders. sent by Dr.Soyberg along with his platoon to capture Nate FERAL: An inmate at the soysylum, Soyberg promises him a more diverse diet of bugs if he is able to gather information on Nate, he uses his numerous vaccinations to connect to 5G towers and watch from afar ‘APESON: Soybergs final solution, a beast who cannot be controlled, released by Soyberg after his defeat, setting up the sequel PLOT Nathaniel Higgers heads to /qa/ high like any other day, He sees a glowing man interrogating his friend Chud. The glowing man approaches Nate and politely asks Nate to follow him. Despite Chud’s warning, Nate follows. Nate tries to ask why he’s needed, but the glowie doesn't respond. He is led to a truck labeled “soysylum”, Nate freaks the fuck out and tries to run from the glowie, but is grabbed before he can get too far. Nate suddenly hears a loud bang, and looks up to see that someone has shot the glowie, It’s chud, he came to save him. Nate and Chud are on the run, they steal the soysylum truck without thinking and drive off, not realising they have another passenger. About an hour down the road they hear the faint noise of someone talking, when they look in the back of the truck they see a “woman” named troonella, a 6-time world champ in women's wrestling. Xhe said xhe saw the whole thing happen and decided to tag along. Troonella begs the group to stop as xhe says xhe needs to dilate, like all real women do. So they reluctantly stop at a roadside gas station, While Chud is admiring the shitty gas station knives, Nate is asking around for directions to Ohio, as he has family there and is hoping to stay with them. The owner is a sickly green, but before Nate notices anything, Troonella screams. Xhe found the body of an employee in the women's restroom, his nametag said “SNEED, OWNER”. Troonella alerts Nate that who he is speaking to is not the owner, but agent ‘Plier, who somehow survived his gunshot and has been following the group, waiting for a chance to strike. They all make a break for it, Chud grabs a few shitty knives on the way out, narrowly avoiding ‘Plier. On the road again, a pit forms in Nate's stomach as he sees 2 helicopters labelled CIA following him. They start to open fire on the truck, causing Nate to swerve off into a ditch. As the agents approach the truck, they notice that nobody is in it. Confused, they report back to ‘Plier. Unbeknownst to the CIA, Nate had escaped into the sewer systems below the city. In the sewers, Nate and Chud complain about the smell, Troonella doesn't seem to mind as xhe says “it's familiar”. Through the echoing darkness, they hear the faint sound of music, and what sounds like someone singing along to it. As they get deeper, the stench worsens, and even troonella starts to complain. They walk into a large room, split in the center by sewage, on the other side sits a brown pile of flesh, with awards stapled to his skin, and mumbling about gooning to ‘O. Chud lashes out, scaring the beast and causing it to attack. It chases the gang through the sewers, its body squeezing through the passages, before the beast comes to an abrupt stop, seemingly terrified, and runs back into the shadows. Confused, the group looks around. The room is sparse, just an old bed in the corner with a TV. That's when Troonella notices something, Scribbled in a burgundy color reads the words “RAPESON”. Chud recounts tales of a criminal so vile that his name was scrubbed from the history books. Chud realized that they are in the sewer system beneath the soysylum, but before he can say anything, a sickening voice emerges from the cell. “Come a little closer” the voice says, reluctantly, Nate approaches, and he is then grabbed by a muscular hand. Chud uses his quick thinking and slashes at the man's hand with a knife, causing his grip to loosen and Nate to escape. The Man in the cell starts to go apeshit, the darkness shrouding the visuals of the man bashing his head on the concrete floor in anger, the only clue being the sickening sounds coming from the cell. The group moves along, deeper into the underbelly of the soysylum, scarred by what they just witnessed. Walking past the cells of horrors, they come to a set of stairs that leads up to a laboratory, bur before they can ascend, they are stopped by ‘Plier and his goons who surround the group and initiate a fight. Chud, knowing what he has to do locks Nate and troonella in the lab, despite their protests, and goes on a rampage, mowing down hundreds of glowies with his weapons, before he is ultimately overwhelmed by the feds and his fate is unknown. Troonella and Nate reflect on what just happened and reluctantly decide to keep moving. Troonella and Nate notice hundreds of tubes with large brown homonculi growing inside of them, the room is labeled “Jartycuck Testing Area”. Silently, they move through the lab, when Troonella realises the lab has an entire cabinet full of HRT, without thinking, xhe runs over and grabs as much as xhe can, waking a fully grown jartycuck in his tube.The jartycuck breaks free and rushes toward troonella, xhe gets BTFO by the jartycuck, allowing for Nate to escape. Nate moves forward intending on confronting soyberg himself, the closer he gets to soybergs office, the more is revealed to him. He goes through a room labeled “The AdmiN Project” where he sees photos of various people, with the words “FAILED” written on the pictures, labeled ON1 through N9. They all looked different from each other. One looked like an orange, one was as black as soot, but what caught Nate’s eye was experiment N8, the only one that passed. The photo of N8 depicted a young blonde child, no older than 8 months, but before he could say anything, he felt an intimidating presence behind him. It was Dr.Soyberg. Soyberg looks at Nate with a smug look on his face, “it seems you now know the truth”. Nate, distraught at the loss of his friends, rushes at Dr.Soyberg, but is stopped by agent ‘Plier. Dr.Soyberg says “Its been such a long time, Experiment N-8, we have a lot of catching up to do, or should I say, Admin Thrembo” Nate goes limp as Dr.Soyberg explains that Nate was taken from the lab at a young age by a rogue scientist, to spare him from the torturous experiments that Dr.soyberg would have subjected him to. “Great work by the way, N-9, that stunt you pulled at the gas station was really something, can’t believe you two are from the same batch!” says Dr.Soyberg. “But why me?” Nate asks, “because (YOU) are my most perfect creation, with (YOU) I can create SCIENTIFICALLY PERFECT GEMS”. “You Can’t mass produce gems, Gems are art, without work, A gem is COAL” Nate snaps. “The ‘log won’t know, I’ll fill it with so much NAS, that a ‘Plier thread will look like Tanzinite compared to everything else, I can control the board, I can control what makes a Gem a Gem” Soyberg remarks. Soyberg laughs maniacally, only stopped when a bullet grazes his ear, “what was that, ‘Plier Protect meAAAAAAAACK–” Soyberg is stopped in the middle of his words, the words “Not so fast, doctor” chime from behind him, it’s Troonella, xhe tied a rope around Soyberg’s neck. “Troonella? You're alive!?” Nate exclaimed, “Not just Xer, buddy” as Chud’s voice triumphed over the choking Soyberg. “You think I couldnt handle a couple of feds? Come on” Chud says sarcastically. “And that Jartycuck thing wasnt too hard to deal with, I just injected him with some of that HRT is stole, and now Xhe is a valid trans woman” Troonella said excitedly. “W-wait, Nate don’t do thi-AAAAAAAACK” Soyberg said. “I think I know what I have to do” nate said, “Soyberg, YOU WILL NEVER BE A GEM” nate screamed, “alright gang, you ready?” Nate asked, Chud and Troonella nodded “TOGETHER WE ARE, SOY JAK PARTY” They all exclaimed together. Before Soyberg gave out, he pressed a button on the control panel, unlocking the cells of the soysylum inmates, leaving this world behind with one final “AAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCKKKKKKKK”.

Proposal B (8es85DP!’s Proposal)

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Title: Soyjak Party: The Based Awakening Genre: Animated Comedy / Satire / Party Adventure Tone: Absurd, irreverent, chaotic, meme-fueled energy Themes: Internet identity and tribalism Satire of meme culture Friendship through chaos The eternal dance of irony and sincerity Plot Summary: In the digitally-drenched suburb of Zoomerville, four Soyjaks — Classic Soyjak, Doomerjak, Gigachad-Obsessed Soyjak, and Wojak-Posting Anon — find themselves trapped in a world where memes have become reality after a cursed /b/ thread goes viral and tears open a rift between irony and sincerity. The rift unleashes an ancient force known as The Cringe Singularity, threatening to obliterate all nuance on the internet. To stop it, the Soyjaks must reunite the fractured factions of the meme world at the Ultimate Based Party, a legendary celebration said to align all posting energies and reset the balance of irony. Along their way, they encounter chaotic characters like: NPCs stuck in pre-programmed dialogue loops Chadwarriors who only speak in gym metaphors A rogue Doomer turned Bloomer who teaches them about the power of self-awareness And the final boss: The Reddit Mod King, who tries to ban them for “low-effort content” As the party spirals out of control — complete with TikTok dance-offs, ironic debates about soy consumption, and an epic showdown in the basement of an abandoned 4chan server — the Soyjaks learn that embracing cringe might be the most based move of all.

Proposal C (U2lQr0Lt’s Proposal)

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How's this for a rough plotline, tell me what you niggas think: >THE BEGINNING The sharty has fallen. Admin6, a federal agent, has taken over the adminship of Quote behind the scenes with his army of glowniggers, unbeknownst to the 'teens. The movie starts with the main characters discovering the site was taken over. Nate: he tries to post a neutral 'piler with a "is covfefe good for you" caption but gets perma'd. Troonella: She tries to post a bbc bait thread on /soy/ but discovers that Portland has been range banned. Chud: He tries to respond to someteen on /pol/ with "kys you fucking nigger nigger nigger choke on my giant white dick" but his post is deleted within seconds and he's informed that racism is not allowed outside /b/. Every one of them realizes that something is wrong. Meanwhile, Dr. Soyberg is working with the glowies. He's one of the original /qa/ancientfags but got either bribed or blackmailed into cooperating with the authorities. He notices that Nate, Chud, and Troonella ban evaded and are organizing in the same thread to topple Admin6 and save the sharty. Panicked, he decides to infiltrate them, and joins them with an ultimate goal to ensure their downfall. >THE MIDDLE The 'eens discover that Admin6's evil plan is to ban IAS and disallow posting anything but NAS brimstone on the 'log. This would seal the fate of the sharty: there would be no going back from this. Determined not to let that happen, they seek out the previous owner, doll, to tell them what to do. They travel to Amerimuttia to go to doll. Glowniggers are always on their tail, using years of datamining to pinpoint their position. Soyberg being a mole also helps them, but has second thoughts: maybe at the end of the movie he'll betray them and save the sharty. Doll tells them that the only way to save the sharty is to create a gem so glistening its mere sight will kill Admin6, who's heart knows only coal: THE GEM THAT WILL SAVE THE SHARTY. But the 'arty became so coalish that nobody knows how to make new gems anymore. So they must seek out The Swede, the one who got this party rolling, who's the only 'jak alive keyed enough to teach them how to forge the party saving gem.

Proposal D (11553333’s Proposal)

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It took me like 30 minutes to come up with this, plus multiple edits as well: about 50 minutes of introduction and information about soyjack.party as a website, and then the movie (1-5 hours idk choose your own pacing however you design the story and how much to fit into it) Feel free to remove or change any part of it in any way 10 minutes of 4chan backstory Then QA being created: The website, and all the rest. 11 minutes about the story of the website "the sharty" without the other websites till Kuz and his importiant story parts goes: The development of the sharty with the different mods and with the selling and the soy images, the style of the website and the end of the 4chan connection. 13 minutes about all other websites 7 minutes about the sharty future development 10 minutes about the sharties story 12 minutes about the change to the current situation, to the idea and the creation of the story and the movie and to the actual educational and useful context of it, to the part where it stops being explained and the actual movie starts (using soyjacks): 1-5 hours of the actual story: -soytan as the fictional project that doesnt exist yet. Trannyism in disguise, as well as something that will change them all if kept existing. Not existant yet; a droyd and purely fictional: -Cobson as the ultimate truth-knower. Schizo and pure normal: He is combatted hiddenly and swatted, and due to him living in his own community where he cannot be harmed and where he has insane billionaire-state-cia-alien-future-higher-being type of control over his surroundings with technology and with connections, trust, riches and everything else, he is safe from the rest of the decaying and demonic occupied world, but is kept away and isolated and everything outside is kept tightly under control both by evil spirits, demons and the rest, as well as by the famous people that know that he could easily control the world if it was as simple as the common 99.9999999% of all people believe, and he generally has his tribe always fighting at the borders, but is also medially never reported and his territory both a border, a forest and a black site, as well as a military town and everything else, really being isolated completely. Swedejack doesnt exist. (HE IS EVIL) (He is the evil leader of all) -Feds (not smartest), Russians, Amerimutts and americans and all the military soyjacks and the rest of the controlling people are evil -npcs are normal -20 billion people in total on the world, most are constantly in hidden places, in giant lawless regions countries so large nobody knows about them, with them constantly dying or starving as a result. Wounded JAKS and black people are there: A giant threat constantly growing: Also, birthing rates in arab countries arent nearly as high: They are just slowly pouring the people from there into the reported regions!!! -media all lying, money is fake, everything is robot-controlled and food isnt real -spirits are dead people, and thinking about god means thinking about good things, which is, due to thoughts, asking the power of the dead people to help everything, which is the true reason why the world can be helped and nothing rots away to hell. Evil spirits as well as demons are injustice repeated forever, until something stops the repetition!!! somebody tried evil, and then more, and then it is repeated forever.... BUT IT MUST STOP!!! -coomers, gooners and the special all other people only exist in the special cities where sentient and half-barely-aware "humans (genetically harmed insanely, except cobson and his surrounding people)" like chud, and some other special people like markiplier and the other special but less importiant people exist and are, but they are all (soyjacks) still barely aware, but different, and barely know anything. -Jews are extremely awful devils. Muslims too. Buddhists are still evil spirits, but less awful. hindu evil. Japanese and all non-whites are cyborgs and programmed to pretend to be normal, but in total they just are machines to simulate reality in a project to kill cobson while chud and the rest will be killed once cobson is dead: they are tools. Tools to use as force to radicalize them against cobson, to be suicidal assets since they could be studied (learning more about humans; last specimens to study from besides cobsons group) while existing to be able to easier harm cobson. It is total surveillance and learning from him. -Reddit and other soyjacks are paid to do evil. they are paid and "rewarded" (less productive, still allowed to exist, still bots) to do evil while anyways just being a machine to pretend everything to be repetitive and to simulate this reality to be seamingly consistent, and develloping into more and more observation and strenght and power against cobson while pretending seeming justice and good developments until everything repeatidly is erased how the most intelligent minds deecide -Troons are the robots and the npcs harmed to suicide. They are influenced to do this. it is one of the trillions of weapons (hundreds of types, 10 different types presented) to combine to ultimately warp the rest and the bordering people around and close to cobson, to justify the rest and to hide the truth that some people are aware - TROUBLE THE SYSTEM TO MAKE THE SYSTEM IMBECILE AND DEAD!!! MAKE THE PLANET BUSY, MAKE THE BUSINESS EVIL, AND RESULT IN A ALMOST ALWAYS AND EVERYWHERE OCCUPIED PLANET WHERE THE SENTIENT OR AWARE LAST HUMAANS COULD NOT RULE AND TURN EVERYTHING GOOD AND STOP THE REPITITION OF EVIL!!! -Cobson becomes something like the emperor of mankind, except not bound to the throne, but a messiah that can only do good when he has power over his surroundddings, as he otherwise must always fight and win first before occupying and then cleansing the world. The story goes that cobson, while chud and the rest slowly are also test subjects and copies of cobson, called rapeson, and george droyd and zuckbot do special part stories to experiment and repeat evil and fight cobson as well as to learn about chud without killing him to study his as much as possible, -THAT COBSON AND HIS PURE AREA, AWARE OF THE NON-HUMANS OF THE SEEMINGLY EXISTING CIVILIZATION, GO TO SPACE AND CREATE ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE THAT IS NOT LET TO ESCAPE (the evil powers are advanced technologically enough to prevent that), BUT WHICH ALLOWS TO TRANSPORT MORE PURE PEOPLE TO SPACE, WHERE THE GRIP OF EVIL IS NOT SO LARGE YET, SO THAT WITH THEIR PSYCHICAL POWERS, RELIGION AND GOOD WARPING DOES CONSTANT WONDERS UNTIL THEY COME TO MECCAH, WHICH THEY DESTROY KNOWING THAT THE PRICE TO DESTROY THIS EVIL IS EXTREMELY HIGH, BUT NOT AS HIGH AS THE PRICE TO NUKE FRANCE OR TO (less high than france) DESTROY THE USA OR THE REST OF THE EVIL, WITH THE OCEAN BEING THE BASE OF EVIL, AND THE CONSEQUENCES ARE THE ADVANCEMENT OF THE EVIL SINCE THEY ARE NOW DEFENDING WHILE ATTACKING ALSO, MEANING THERE IS FROM MECCAHS CENTER NO FRONT BORDER THROUGH WHICH THEY NEEDED TO GO, BUT THEY CAN STRAIGHT UP GO CONTINUE FIGHTING HIM CLOSER (AS WELL AS HIS GROUP), AS WELL AS THE BILLIONS OF MUSLIM-BOTS WHICH DO AUTOMATICALLY GO TO MECCAH TO FIGHT AGAINST COBSONS RIGHTEOUS ARMY-... IN THE END, COBSON SPLITS INTO TWO, AND THE PURE AGAIN COBSON STAYS THERE, WHILE THE NEW EXPENDABLE CANNON-FODDER COBSON TYPE RAPES RAPESON, AND NUKES AMERICA: FINANCIALLY NOW FREEING THE EVIL, IT HAS AN INDUSTRY SO EFFICIENT THAT COBSONS TERRITORY IS PUSHED BACK, AND HIS REGION IS SLOWLY ADVANCING TECHNOLOGICALLY, MEANING ALL OF IT TAKES A LOT OF TIME, MEANWHILE THE FURTHER CHUD AND OTHER GENERATIONS ARE MORE AND MORE EVIL, AND SOYTAN IS RELEASED AND GROOMS MORE AND MORE PEOPLE TO EVIL INTO SEDUCTIVE WAYS WHERE THEY ACTUALLY DO NOT LOOSE ANYWAYS; BECAUSE IN REALITY THEY ARE OBSERVED EXTREMELY FURTHERMORE, WHICH IS THE TRUE PRICE THEY WOULD NEVER BE WILLING TO PAY: AND SOYTAN IS THE FUCKDOLL AND PLEASUREOBJECT OF CHUD, AND CHUD, WHILE KILLING ONE SEEMINGLY-HUMAN SOYTAN WHILE EDUCATING HIS HALF-HUMAN-LOOKING-HALF-HUMAN-HYBRID CHILD AND MAKING HIS CHILDREN FUTURE CHUDS FROM MULTIPLE WIVES (BUT MULTIPLE TYPES OF CHUDS EXIST, AND NOT EVERYONE OF THEM IS THAT REPRODUCTIVE), IS THEN IN A DOWNWARD SPIRAL WITH GAYNESS; PLEASURE AND BODILY INOBEDIENCE REGARING THE MODIFICATIONS SECRETLY MORE AND MORE PLANTED ON HIM: HE REACHES COBSON WITH HIS CHILDREN, BUT ONLY ONE OF THEM SURVIVES, AND ULTIMATELY, IT DOESNT HAPPEN WELL ENOUGH AND TAKES MORE AND MORE GENERATIONS (20) FOR IT TO SUCCED: BY THEN, COBSON HAS NUKED FRANZE AND GENOZIDED HALF OF THE HUMAN ARAB POPULATION WHILE CLEANSING RUSSIA A LOT AND ERADDICATING AMERICA BACK INTO THE OCEAN, CAUSING THE SECOND ICE AGE AGAIN, WINS ULTIMATELY, BUT SACRIFICES HIMSELF . THEN HE IS RESSURECTED BY CHUD (THE NEXT BEST PART (of humanity that remains), CLEANSED, THE ONCE-PURELY-HUMAN AGAIN CHILDREN SAVED AND REHUMANIZED THANKS TO COBSONS SPIRITUAL POWERS TOGETHER WITH GOD), AFTER CHUD FIRST FOR 13 YEARS KEEPS GOING LIKE THIS, ONLY TO REMEMBER THAT HE CAN NOW USE EVERTHING TO RESSURECT COBSON. And then, the last revenge of the evil, rapeson comes once more. Also, george droyd had a lot in the story. And george droyd rules israel

Proposal E (Dlr!a!BF (Soynematographer)’s Proposal)

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Soynematographer script The entirety of this plot summary works off of the groundwork laid by OP. Nate, along with chud and troonella are our protagonists, Dr. Soyberg and the shadow government are our antagonists. This accounts for the beginning plot as well.* Plot: “The world is in a dire state. Government agents are around every corner, much of the populace does not know of their own pending danger.” Dr. Soyberg, with the help of the Glowies, have released their worst experiment yet on to the unsuspecting citizens of the Sharty. Soyjaks. Once men, who through experimentations with the dangerous biohazard “SOY”, are now husks of their former selves. Along with former humans, their are lab-grown creatures(fingerboys, goonhitlers, o’ chickens), cloned experiments known as “subvariants”. Some prominent variants(listed below) will cross paths with are heroes along their journey. The larger goal of our rivaling factions is to decide who becomes the next Admin of the sharty, Soyberg’s larger goal is to summon the fabled “Admin 6”, a demonic figure that will bring about the end of times, ensuring his Soyience-led New World Order. On their adventure, Are heroes will soon learn of the prophecy: “One day, in great chaos, when all seems lost, one young man will come forward and right all wrongs, he will be crowned Admin thrembo, he will bring about an eternity of greatness- for it is his destiny”. While doubtful of his own abilities, Nate will come to learn that this IS his destiny, and because of his shortcomings, he is the one who best represents the people. Our journey throughout the film will see us following Nate and his friends, having learned of the glowies prior to the soy invasion they survived. Having learned of the prophecy, they cautiously make their way to Soybergs facility, hoping to put a stop to all this madness. Through their pilgrimage, are protags will meet several other groups and friends surviving along the way. None will join them, but this will save them in dire scenarios and help them come closer to reaching their goal. In the second half of the film, as the Soyjaks are dwindling and are heroes are among allies, a Horrifying discovery is made. The Jartycuck. A disgusting perversion of a once normal teen, now a soulless hellspawn that will destroy anything pure and natural in its path. The allies are defeated, and are protags barely make an escape. This is a turning point for them, they are near the facility. If they dont learn to fight, things may never be the same again. climax of the script is purposely left blank, how does nate find his true self? How does he defeat Soyberg? (YOU) decide!* Sub-Characters/Factions: Cobson The first successful soyjak creation of Soyberg, Do to keep his conscious mind, he escapes before shit hits the fan, living in complete solitude until present time. During the middle point, are heroes will come upon him, while things get heated, eventually a resolution is met, Cobson ends up telling the protags something that will help them get to Soybergs facility. Later in the film cobson will return to help are heroes, specifically to fight his evil ‘brothers’ in an attempt to redeem himself. Rapeson, Spadeson,ect. Clones of Cobson made in his place, completely twisted as to compensate for Cobson's lack of loyalty. Currently residing underneath the facility, Cobsons yearning for free will is still present in his “brothers”, as instead of attacking the Sharty, they have stayed in their lair. Picking off anyone foolish enough to meet them. Jartycuck Once an average teen. Much like our heroes, but he and his jarty dezions have been ‘altered’ by Soyberg. Not with SOY, but disturbing Glowie-prescribed government torture techniques(EPI). Has all of the strength and potential of Nate, but none of the purpose. Good thing Nate escaped those Glowies in the beginning! Fnfpedo/Meximutt More thugs fighting alongside the Jartycucks. Not Soy/Jarty mutants by any means, just the worst elements of society using the chaos to act out their sick, twisted desires. Neutralplier A common soyjak within Soybergs ranks, has no thoughts or feelings of his own, only does as he is told. The perfect soldier Potential characters/factions The chads A group of badasses that save are heroes in the beginning, and then go about their own journey. They help inspire Nate to be more confident in who he is The old frog A hybrid animal-man from long ago, one of the first government experiments from before even soyjaks, gives are heroes their prophecy all while being vague and mocking nate, Very mysterious, gone as soon as he arrives

Proposal F (a!hw8vHL’s Proposal)

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Soyjak movie synopsis and script By a!hw8vHL Cast: Nate Higgers as Nate Higgers Patrick Crusius as Chudjak Donald Trump as Kuz and Froot Gladiator-Zed as Warrior-Z Toos as Admin 6 Jackson Stine as Dr. Soystein Jackson Ai as Glowie Feral CIA Man Quinn T. as Quote Tina as Soytan Alicia as Alicia Jamal as Black Feral Annabelle as Nate's Mom Soyak as Nate's dad Anthony Fauci as Anthony Fauci Chood as Chood The movie opens with a shot of someone scrolling through the sharty, as an opening credit sequence. Eventually stopping at an adventure thread with Nate in bed, before transitioning to that very scene in "real life". Nate Higgers wakes up, and goes through his morning routine before calling Patrick Crusius and leaving for school. The two meet up and begin discussing how Nate plans on skipping school due to a rejection by Tina and bullying from Jamal and Alicia. Patrick mentions that he can relate. Nate also mentions a recurring dream he's been having. Patrick suggests seeing a doctor from Sweden named Jackson Stine. Nate reluctantly agrees, and Patrick says that it is best if he isn't at school anyway. Nate brushes this off and the two go their separate ways. At the doctors office, Nate thinks about how differently Patrick was acting, and how he would normally say something like "nothing ever happens". And wonders if he is alright. His attention span being so short leads him to Jackson's office. And as he opens the door he is met with the doctor being kidnapped, and his office ransacked by a group of black men. Nate is initially terrified, and exclaims "DOCTOSSSSSSTINEEEEEEEEE!". However he eventually regains his composure, thinking back to the time he saved Tina from Alicia's bullying. A battle begins, and Nate's small build and speed allow him to gain the edge in the beginning, but eventually he is beaten. However, before the men can kill him, they are shot to pieces by Patrick and his AR-15. The two are relieved, until realizing that Dr. Stine is gone. They both rush outside, only to be met with CIA agents, who stuff them in the back of a truck and drive off. Eventually they arrive at Area 41, a secret government facility. They are greeted by Jack Ai, who explains their situation. The CIA honeypot known as Soyjak.Party is under threat from a man named Admin 6 who is attempting to develop Poopson. Nate and Patrick were noticed for their skill in fighting jartycucks and will be pardoned by Trump AKA Kuz/Froot, if they assist in taking down Admin 6. They are then sent over to Quinn AKA Quote for briefing about their mission. Patrick asks Quinn if this building hosts the servers for the website, to which Quinn explains that Area 41 only handles the moderation and source code, and that the servers themselves are located in the main CIA headquarters. Quinn informs the pair that they'll be going on different missions, and takes Nate away first, while Patrick turns on a nearby computer and beings typing. Quinn tells Nate that he is to go after the jartypedos who captured Dr. Stine, and recover him quickly. Patrick on the other hand will go after the jartypedos carrying the contents of Stine's office. Quinn hands Nate a rope and sunglasses, before going to talk to chud. The two teens head out, Nate on a helicopter, and Patrick on a motorcycle. On the way there Patrick reflects on how he found out about the sharty. Before high-school he was bullied by the black students, punished for fighting back, and groomed by the teachers. He swore that high-school would be different, but nothing ever happens. It became his motto, until today. Just when the flashback finishes he arrives at the building, the omori bus is parked outside and the door is kicked in. Patrick sighs and takes out his gun. In the helicopter, Nate reflects on how he found out about the sharty. He was a pretty normal kid all things considered, friends, family, hobbies. His parents always said he was just going through a rebellious phase, and maybe they were right. But now something like that had gotten him into this mess. Was he prepared to die for the bald man with glasses website? Was he prepared to kill for it. Come to think of it, he hadn't killed the jartycucks before, Patrick did. But why did Patrick have his AR-15 with him? And why was he at the doctors office at all? Before he could finish his train of thought the pilot calls out saying that the target: A jarty car, is in sight. The battles begin, with Patrick using his AR-15 to light up everything in sight, while Nate uses the helicopters' gatling gun to shoot out the car's tires. Nate uses his rope to hook onto the car to bring it to a stop, before diving out of the helicopter and landing on the roof of the car. The impact knocks the driver unconscious, and the other passengers quickly rush outside. However Nate uses the rope, still tied to the helicopter to trip them, before ending the fight. Meanwhile, Patrick has run out of ammo, and is fighting off jartycucks with the butt of his rifle. He notices one trying to escape with a stack of papers, and grabs a pistol from one of the corpses. He kills the other jartycucks, before heading outside and shooting the last one in the kneecaps. On the floor, the jartycuck takes out a scroll and beings to shout an incantation. However Patrick shoots him in the head before he can finish. Patrick takes the scroll and the research, and gets back on his motorcycle before driving off. Back on the highway, Nate is helping Dr. Stine into the helicopter. Along with the captured jartycucks. Back at Area 41, Dr. Stine reveals that he was contacted by Admin 6 AKA Toos while in the jarty car, and begins explaining Toos's evil plot. Toos plans to create poopson using randomly generated images, however the process is incredibly slow. To expedite the process, Toos sought ought information on God's chosen programmer: Terry Davis. Before Terry's suicide he was one of only two people in history to discover the true value of Thrembo. And with this revelation he created ThrembOS a successor to TempleOS programmed in base Ϫ, which hosted processing power only possible theoretically. Toos went after Dr. Stine because he had published a number of papers on him, and was once his psychiatrist. Dr Stine goes on to inform everyone that the research Patrick retrieved contains a disk with a working copy of ThrembOS, as well as a computer chip capable of understanding base Ϫ. With the mission seemingly complete, the strike on Toos's compound is given the green light, and both Nate and Patrick are officially pardoned and are to be sent home. However Patrick leaves to use the bathroom and Nate is left walking into the back of a white van by himself. On the way home, Nate once again reflects on how differently Patrick is acting. He'd never miss a chance to bring up how "nothing ever happens". And now he's being left alone again. A tear rolls down his face dramatically. However, once Nate arrives back in town he notices that the school is surrounded by cop cars and ambulances. He quickly tells the driver to let him out, and rushes over as fast as possible. Tina is being carried into an ambulance with a bullet logged in her shoulder. Nate realizes what happened, and realizes what must be done. He sprints home and steals the family car, before driving off to Toos's compound. After Nate left, Patrick walked over to the holding cells with the captured jartycucks and tossed them the scroll he stole. Laughing with glee, one jartycuck quickly opened the scroll and began to chant once more. The ritual succeeds this time, and Warrior-Z joins the battle. All hell breaks loose as both the jartycucks and glowies attempt to subdue Warrior-Z to no avail. After most of the carnage subsides, Patrick defeats Warrior-Z by tricking him into singing. Because music is a sin in islam o algo Warrior-Z commits Jihad to regain honor, and blows up himself and Area 41 along with him. Patrick is unfazed by the explosion, and begins driving to Toos's lair. Once Patrick arrives, he shoots his way inside. Nate hears the gunshots and speeds up. By the time Nate gets there, he is too late, the disk and chip have already been handed off to the head scientist Dr. Fauci. While Fauci runs off, Patrick and Nate face off in battle. While they fight, Nate questions him on why he snapped, and Patrick tells him. Their fight brings them to the main computer lab, where ThrembOS is being installed. Nate eventually prevails, although he is heavily injured. The download finishes, and while Nate is distracted Patrick takes the opportunity to run the Poopson generation script. Surprising everyone, poopson is generated as soon as the script is activated. Admin 6 then emerges from the shadows, and monologues about how poopson has been prophesied to be the coal that kills the sharty. Since Patrick killed the jannies, and disabled the wordfilter. There is nothing standing in the way of it being posted. Nate gives a heartfelt and dramatic speech pleading with Patrick to fight with him just once more, and Patrick reluctantly agrees. The two face off against Toos. Patrick opens by sending a volley of fire at Toos, but instead of ripping through him, they instead just seem to sink into him. Toos reveals that he has mouths all over his body which unleash a shriek so powerful it forces them against the wall. With both Nate and Patrick seemingly defeated, Toos's largest mouth opens and hands start coming out of it. As the wave of hands gets closer, they threaten to not just crush Nate, but also to post Poopson in every thread on /soy/. We cut to Nate in a white void with Chood, who Nate recognizes from his dreams. Chood explains that he is the spirit of /qa/ and that Nate is the only one capable of saving the sharty. Chood offers to teach Nate the value of Thrembo, and Nate agrees. Toos's hands are unable to touch Nate, however the threads are posted. But to his dismay, EVERY SINGLE THREAD ROLLS ALICIA. Instead of killing themselves, the teens simply laugh at Admin 6. Who turns his attention to Patrick, who altered the code of the sharty remotely thanks to the power of ThrembOS. Nate tears up Toos's hands which causes him to recoil back in pain. The hands retreat back into Toos's mouth, but Patrick sends a volley of fire into them, as well as his eyes. Admin 6 unleashes a shriek once more, but while Patrick is pushed back, Nate keeps walking without issue. Toos screams louder as Nate approaches, yet he keeps walking. Nate winds up and says "We're having a big party, and you're NOT invited!" before punching Admin 6's head clean off. For a moment, the silence is deafening. Patrick exclaims "I guess that's it", to which Nate corrects him by saying "No, with Quote dead Admin 6 technically was admin of the sharty. Someone has to keep Soot's final wish alive. Someone has to be Admin Thrembo." Patrick grabs his gun, and says "In that case, the servers are still located at CIA headquarters. You know what that means?" Nate asks "Billions must die?" Patrick replies "Exactly." The two of them leave the ruins of the building with the electronic equipment, and drive off into the horizon. We then zoom out back to the adventure thread, with an image saying the end. We then scroll through the remaining replies as the credits roll.

Broad Proposals, Minor Ideas & Scenes, and Miscellany

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bHqf38kj’s Proposal (G): Make the movie about the /lgbt/ raid before /qa/ got 'nished hPbhXAu8’s Proposal (H): https://wiki.soyjak.st/The_Soyble >An underground cult/society of slopjaks starts kidnapping people and turning them brown and they are led by warrior p <Movie builds up Froot as Admin 6, just to all be a red herring for the real Admin 6, Toos. <Froot ends up joining the team briefly, but has to leave halfway through the movie (this is done for sequel bait) >cobson & rapeson in post-credit teased as antagonists in sequel <nate's friend dan makes poopson & the 'ru come to life, nate has to stop it >warrior-p is an antihero that betrays nate >starts as his terrorist oc but later transforms into his meximutt form <FDL instead of the CIA >A warrior-z spinoff <soyberg dies, leading to rapeson breaking free and becoming the sequel's villain >The Government and soyasylum are working together to gain total power by releasing the soyjaks on america. 'apeson is sort of a special entity, not completely a failure, but something that acts on its own volition. When he is released, he goes off on his own to stalk and toy with the heroes <Nate helps break chud out of prison >george floyd & ronnie mcnutt as minor antagonists <soytan/samurai soytan as villain >NAS characters (pepe, giga, gigafly) side with nate <the trio meet up with the swede >Sweden is under Islamic rule, headed by Warrior-Z <Doll cameo >'plier is a hecking multifaceted complex villain where he plays both sides (hecking psychologically complex o algo) all for the pursuit of attention. sometimes assisting nate but other times betraying him because he cant stop blogposting