Suicide
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Suicide, also known as ACK!'ing or An hero according to oldfags[1], is when somebody ends their own sad miserable worthless life, usually a troon, of which 41% attempt it within their lifetime. You’re not supposed to talk about killing yourself, or why you SHOULD kill yourself because you could trigger some poor neurodivergent folx into KILLING THEMSELVES and it would be FUCKING GEMMY. Why don’t you be a decent human being and like, kill more trannies?
If (You) feel like doing it to yourself, then you WILL NOT. Suicide is LE BAD and that's not something you'd want to do to yourself. YOU WILL reconsider and YOU WILL tell someone you trust because suicide is reserved for the valid kweens that struggle every day due to the heckin chuddy bullies. However, if you still insist on it, then make sure not to livestream it so that people cannot mine gegs from it! We at Soyjak Wiki do not condone suicide, violence, and other scary things such as hackering and doxing innocent Black people or trans queens. Words hurt, you stupid fucking chud!
An hero
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FUCK WOJACKSPAMMERS BTW I <3 LESBIAN HENTAI OF TWO DUDES
DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU SUDE
The term an hero is an old 4cuck Encyclopedia Dramatica term meaning to commit suicide, regardless of how stupid the reason is or is not. It originated as a meme on /b/, inspired by a grammatical error in a poem written and posted by a classmate fucking RETARD who can't spell for shit to the Myspace memorial page of a teenager who committed suicide on 20 April 2006, Mitchell Henderson. Upon examining the contents of the memorial page, a troll came across a mention of a lost iPod and fabricated the story that the boy committed suicide because of the lost iPod; however, the real reason for Mitchell's death is unknown. Some speculate that (((Mitchell may))) have committed suicide because he was being sexually abused by his father, and that the loss of his iPod may have convinced him to do it. The usage of the phrase refers to the idea that committing suicide is implied to be heroic by the comment left on the memorial page for Mitchell, which then began to be used as a phrase by trolls for 'shock value' to mock Mitchell and shock mourners.
Anyway we say -ACK! now instead.
Suicide Bait
[edit | edit source]Suicide bait is when a RETARDED individual fakes their own suicide with the aim of attentionwhoring. Usually these fucking bastard trannies announce their own suicide online and wait for all the replies that come from it. None of them care whether they’re encouraging more sensitive individuals to take their own lives or not, as long as they get all the validation and fake support messages they want. Suicide baiters usually do this when they've been exposed as pedos or something similar, to distract their followers from the allegations or to make them accept their fake apology. This of course, never works. Not only are they tying up public resources such as crisis hotlines and mental health support, but the general public may also experience compassion fatigue, which can have devastating consequences for people who truly need suicide intervention. Furthermore, one of the main reasons the transgender community is unwelcome is that they like to fake their own suicides.
For this and other reasons, announcing your own suicide VVILL get you banned on Soyjak Party and all its xister sites.
Suicide blackmail
[edit | edit source]Suicide blackmail is a similar tactic in which an individual threatens to kill themselves if you don't do what they want. The goal here is to make it out to seem like you're responsible for their suicide for not obeying their demands. This is commonly how trannies force people to go along with their delusions.
People Who Commit Suicide
[edit | edit source]Below is a list consisting of people and groups that ofte- AAAAAACCCCCCKKKKKK
- Trannies because they WNBAW
- Pooners after getting called a tomboy because of muh heccin tomboy genocide and because they WNBAM
- Femboys after they hit 25 (and stop looking feminine even though they never did in the first place geg)
- Canadians with their heckin’ free healthcare and their le heckin' trans lgbtq fatty she her queer rights
- Groypers when they realize that 'p and torturing animals isn't tradcath [like they actually care for religion outside of aesthetics and LARPing geg]
- Chuds after killing a bunch of innocent heckin' niggers to own da joos
- Schizos when niggerman can no longer keep them from going insane
- Obsessed faggots
- Chinks by not paying attention to worker's safety PSAs
- Japs when they dishonored themselves, or after spending 6 months on 25 hours shifts without a pause.
- Niggers by partaking in gang culture
- Jeets by standing in front of trains
- Gooks, either after dishonoring their whole bloodline by looking at a tree in a disrespectful manner, or after spending 6 months on 25 hours shifts without a pause
- Koreans (both North and South)[it just is, ok?]
- Latinxs after mocking the local drug cartel (xhey """killed xhemselves""" with 30 bullets on xheir back and getting decapitated)
- Jannies when they can't ban your entire bloodline from r*ddit for not being a wholesome chungus pogchamp :troonsheart: or something
- People I like, unfortunately
- People I don't like, thankfully
- Obsessed burundian ESL FPE pedo niggers
- Obsessed venezuelan ESL FNF pedo niggers
- (You) if it weren't for the association with the troonjak image and that voice in the back of your head telling you to keep going (listen to it)
- Furfags when you say that they will always be a "human" (We both know that furfags are subhuman kek)
- Olgol when his bull is deported
- Me, when you make me angry. Just to prove a point.
- Doomers when the pain becomes too much..
- Meklav when a janny removes their NAS porn posts
See also
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- ↑ "An Hero" is based off some British kid who committed suicide over losing his Nintendo DS in the 2000s. It was written "An hero" instead of "A hero" because in some British dialects the letter H is basically silent.
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