Suicide

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Every nigga who ever did this ACK'ed!

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If you are a soyteen who is feeling suicidal, please tell your parents or call a hotline. Suicide is never the answer. There is much more to live for! Do not let ANYONE demoralize you into taking your own life!

What it looks like to commit suicide

Suicide, also known as An hero according to oldfags, is when somebody ends their own sad miserable worthless life, and you’re not supposed to talk about killing yourself, or why you SHOULD kill yourself because you could trigger some poor neurodivergent folx into KILLING THEMSELVES and it would be FUCKING GEMMY. Why don’t you be a decent human being and like, kill more trans people? We at Soyjak Wiki do not condone suicide, violence, and other scary things such as hackering and doxing innocent trans queens!

If (You) feel like doing it to yourself, then you WILL NOT. Suicide is LE BAD and that's not something you'd want to do to yourself. Suicide is reserved for the valid kweens that struggle every day due to the heckin chuddy bullies. Words hurt, you fucking chud.

An hero

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The term an hero is an old 4cuck Encyclopedia Dramatica term meaning to commit suicide, regardless of how stupid the reason is or is not. It originated as a meme on /b/, inspired by a grammatical error in a poem written and posted by a classmate to the MySpace memorial page of a teenager who committed suicide on 20 April 2006, Mitchell Henderson. Upon examining the contents of the memorial page, a troll came across a mention of a lost iPod and fabricated the story that the boy committed suicide because of the lost iPod; however, the real reason for Mitchell's death is unknown. Some speculate that Mitchell may have committed suicide because he was being sexually abused by his father, and that the loss of his iPod may have convinced him to do it. The usage of the phrase refers to the idea that committing suicide is implied to be heroic by the comment left on the memorial page for Mitchell, which then began to be used as a phrase by trolls for 'shock value' to mock Mitchell and shock mourners.

People Who Commit Suicide

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  What happens when you make fun of a wholesome reddit valid heccin troonsQWEEN

  Trannies because they WNBAW
• Pooners after getting called a tomboy because of le heccin tomboy genocide
• Canadians with their heckin’ free healthcare
• Groypers when they realise that 'p isn't tradcath ^{[like they actually care for religion outside of aesthetics and LARPing geg]}
• Chuds after killing a bunch of innocents to own da joos
• Schizos when niggerman can no longer keep them from going insane
• Obsessed faggots
• Chinks by not paying attention to worker's safety PSAs
• Japs when they dishonored themselves.
• Niggers by partaking in gang culture
• Gooks, either after dishonoring their whole bloodline by looking at a tree in a disrespectful manner, or after spending 6 months on 25 hours shifts without a pause
• Koreans (both North and South)^{[it just is, ok?]}
• Latinxs after mocking the local drug cartel (xhey """killed xhemselves""" with 30 bullets on xheir back and getting decapitated)
• Muslims in their holy jihad against innocent bystanders and so that they get like 88 virgins
• Jannies when they can't ban your entire bloodline from r*ddit for not being a wholesome chungus pogchamp :troonsheart: or something
• (Insert group author dosent like because funny)
• The unfunny faggot above me who thought writing that was the pinnacle of comedy after realizing no one laughed at his shitty joke.
• Obsessed burundian ESL FPE pedo niggers
• (You) if it weren't for the association with the troonjak image
• Furfags when you say that they will always be a human