Splinter Freestyle

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> My name is MoonMetropolis, and I'm pushing 30. Mess with me and my gang and we'll do you dirty.

Splinter Freestyles are a variety of SMV in which prominent namefags of the splinter in question spit straight fax on god fr. They are typically structured after the first and most well-known instance of the trend, the Schlog freestyle (in which MoonMetropolis admits to pushing 30): four of the site's most well-known users, usually voiced by AI (although the lyrics themselves are written by humans), rap over a generic beat. These freestyles are typically beloved by soyteens, and can even be surprisingly catchy.

Gallery of Splinter Freestyles

• The original, Grammy-winning, spine-tingling, and bone-chilling Schlog Freestyle.
• Booru Freestyle, featuring Warrior-Z, Jimbo, and others.
• Boorum Freestyle, with a guest appearance from the ki's very own Cobblestone. (forced by dap)
• Booru pooner freestyle, with clear Reggaeton influence.

See also

• Jartycuck songs