Coca-Cola

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Coca-Cola, more commonly called Coke, is a carbonated soft drink. It's best known for being one of the two ingredients found in Sproke. Coke is commonly associated with America, although it's sold in over 200 countries (ev&oe there are less than 200 countries in the world). Coke is owned and manufactured by the Coca-Cola Company.

Satoko is the top consumer of Coca-Cola in the world. This is probably because, in Mexico, it is cheaper than water. Janny is also another primary consumer of Coke. It's estimated that Satoko and Janny consume 20% of Coke in North America. Soyteens prefer to drink Sproke.

Ingredients[edit | edit source]

The modern recipe for Coca-Cola remains a mystery to experts, but the old recipe is known and replicable. The original recipe famously included Cola leaves, which contain cocaine. This ingredient has since been excluded. Nowadays, Coke mainly consists of carbonated water and high-fructose corn syrup. It's also flavored with vanilla, cinnamon, and other flavors. Caffeine is another primary ingredient of coke. The secret recipe includes sweat from nigger testicles. It is collected after basketball games, and thus legally eligible to be considered a natural flavor. Coke includes natural flavors.

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