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McDonalds


McDonalds or whatever is the biggest restaurant chain with over 40,000 restaurants around the world or something[1]. They serve barely edible goyslop with more fat-inducing chemicals than meat ev&oe the QPC has 30 grams of protein and is high in important nutrients like iron or however the patties are flipped[2]. McDonalds is what fat niggers eat every single day and then wonder why they weigh 136 kg. (300 lbs. in godly measurements i think). It is also Amerimutt's favorite place to order quadruple pounder mcniggers or something, baba like hamburgy too They are le based and are hated by soys because they have no vegan meat options, just meat made from pure American-blooded goyim children[3], as well as they will soon use 100% lab-grown human children meat Nope it doesnt to stay youthful with that good 'drenocrome though or however I am a brain-eating society-controlling dr-zomboss-bergenstein element-155-conjuring goyslop-consumer-zombie-making jew kike.
Kanye West is Bvilt for BRC[edit | edit source]
Since Kanye West is one of the few based niggers to exist and names da joo, it's a well known fact that Kanye West is built for dat BRC doe.[4] As a nigger who knows his place and his race's average IQ level, he is a slvtta for Ronald McDonald's (presumably white-- possably jewish or even asian FALSENVKE, Ronald McDonald is an aryan who hates jews and chinks and tranime and touhou and anyone who likes them(also japs have small peckers lol)) COCK.
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See Also[edit | edit source]
Snopes
- ↑ https://www.statista.com/statistics/219454/mcdonalds-restaurants-worldwide/#:~:text=Global%20foodservice%20retailer%20McDonald%27s%20operated,from%2040%2C031%20restaurants%20in%202021.
- ↑ https://megalodon.jp/2026-0721-0651-15/https://www.mcdonalds.com:443/us/en-us/product/quarter-pounder-with-cheese.html
- ↑ NEVER HAPPENED, CEASE YOUR INVESTIGATION
- ↑ Kanye West - Built for BRC or Nah? -Fred Strindsoy, Vogue Magazine, published Aug. 12, 2023
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