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REPLACE >DO NOT RESIST WITH >YOU WILL NOT RESIST BECAUSE IT'S FUNNIER!

whyd I get this page ?

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i wanna post on the feralteen page

  i think it was because feralteen was the alias of some foodist or other degenerate positng illegal shit GauntletThrown (talk) 22:16, 1 July 2024 (EST)
  I believe it was an request tho. - CrimsonVoidMARI1488


we needa style this page

more juicy version

ATTENTION


YOU HAVE ATTEMPTED TO VIEW BANNED CONTENT



AS PER THE NEW FRQQTIST QRDER POLICY, THIS CRIME IS PUNISHABLE BY DEATH


YOUR IP ADDRESS HAS BEEN LOGGED AND THE FDL DEATH SQUAD HAS BEEN DISPATCHED TO YOUR LOCATION


YOU WILL NOT RESIST

^ it should say 403 instead of 404 because access denied o algo — [jackson] [t / c / me / snca] 22:05, 15 November 2024 (EST)

Error code

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Shouldn't it be 403 for forbidden?

this page never existed. 3RR0R 404 -de stalin

Make it non FDL

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That's the question. --P0008874 (talk) 00:13, 25 May 2025 (EST)

TSMT GapeNewell (talk) 10:49, 29 May 2025 (EST)
i made a quote version, janny please merge it GapeNewell (talk) 11:15, 29 May 2025 (EST)

geeg what is this

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https://www.soyjak.st/soy/thread/11740931.html#q11742213

'q is the opposing force of 'p North (talk) 16:16, 18 June 2025 (EST)

Better file

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the current one has a gradient for some reason and it looks weird, this one should be more seemless --Broot (talk) 18:28, 4 July 2025 (EST)

marge why is DARPA shown on the page

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aren't they just part of the military industrial complex and not a 3 letter federal agency GauntletThrown (clittyleakage zone) 00:32, 9 May 2026 (UTC)Reply

(editing on mobile so IDFK how to do this properly) basically DARPA is the Department Of Defense (or war if you care about names) Research Agency and has had a hand in basically every military technological project ever since the 40s or something. DARPA itself is very small with maybe 200ish people according to normal Wikipedia but generally oversee everything military. They are thus one of the favourite govt agencies self proclaimed schizophrenics love to mention due to the fact they’ve developed/helped develop crazy sophisticated technology most of which is still entirely or mostly classified today — Preceding unsigned comment added by JDS1948 (talk • contribs)
DARPA's just the guys who make shit for the rubbermint, not the guys who control info for them doe GauntletThrown (clittyleakage zone) 00:32, 9 May 2026 (UTC)Reply
yeah that is true theyre just tech guys not intel but like i said they kind of just got picked up and i find it kind of funny so i go along with it (User:JDS1948) 10:27, 9 May 2026 (UTC)Reply


change this to saltist

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title ~Chud53892 (talk) 17:41, 9 August 2026 (UTC)Reply

yo Perpetualchange (Talk) (About me • Song recommendations) 18:03, 9 August 2026 (UTC)Reply
Do dis Polk (talk) 06:51, 11 August 2026 (UTC)Reply

needs to be changed to Salt/Saltist policy

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title

Change it to salt already you stupid niggers

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prototype Perpetualchange (Talk) (About me • Song recommendations) 17:27, 10 August 2026 (UTC)Reply

tsmt Rickert (talk) 17:32, 10 August 2026 (UTC)Reply
Make his sunglasses black like the froot and quote ones G-Man (talk) 17:33, 10 August 2026 (UTC)Reply

Marge why sunshine redirects here?

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What's so bad about this forced NAS? Keyditor (talk) 14:10, 29 August 2026 (UTC)Reply

200x

SNENCFA GauntletThrown (clittyleakage zone) 21:01, 29 August 2026 (UTC)Reply
I want to create page about xer doe Keyditor (talk) 12:31, 31 August 2026 (UTC)Reply