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>Nigger.
Brown Guernsey Cow also known as the Nigger Cow is (as its name suggests) a cow that says "Nigger".[1] To be more exact, it is the second third fourth result for "cow" on Google Images[2]: the Guernsey cow featured on the Encylopedia Britannica page for "cow."[3] It is posted to troll people on soyjak.party.
Nigger.

Cracker Cow[edit | edit source]

cracker

A variant of the aforementioned cow. It says 'cracker' instead. Like the file name suggests, the posted image is the album cover of Pink Floyd's Atom Heart Mother. Was used in a GET steal. Cracker cow is commonly posted as a form of oppositefagging. For extra lulz points one may also use the shitting cow seen on Cattle Decapitation's Humanure album - which bears extreme resemblance to the Atom Heart Mother cover.

Nigger Calf[edit | edit source]

Nigger calf is the son of Nigger cow

nigga

Origin[edit | edit source]

The earliest recording of the term “nigger cow” was probably coined by a Flickr user named Jamesbrowningo,[4] while the earliest known instance of nigger cow posting dates back to the 8th of January 2021 during the height of /qa/[5]. While what inspired the original nigger cow poster to start posting is a mystery, soytorians have proposed that the joke originated from a now forgotten /mu/ meme where users would post various photos of cows, including the brown-guernsey-cow image, a reference to the fact that /mu/ can be pronounced as "moo"[6]. This often included references to the album cover of Atomic Heart Mother,[7] giving a possible origin to Cracker cow as well. It is possibly also a reference of how the cow was often randomly posted on /b/[8]

Trivia[edit | edit source]

  • According to Britannica, the guernsey cow pictured is in fact pregnant[9].

See also[edit | edit source]

Snopes

  1. ↑ https://desuarchive.org/qa/search/filename/brown-Guernsey-cow.jpg/
  2. ↑ https://www.google.com/search?q=cow&tbm=isch
  3. ↑ https://www.britannica.com/animal/cow
  4. ↑ https://www.flickr.com/photos/61335299@N05/5755305373
  5. ↑ https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/3785782/#q3785782
  6. ↑ https://desuarchive.org/mu/search/filename/brown-guernsey-cow/
  7. ↑ https://desuarchive.org/mu/thread/95235202/
  8. ↑ https://archived.moe/b/search/image/qniXPJ%2B8Ce1EBteOd0OBWQ%3D%3D/page/2/
  9. ↑ https://www.britannica.com/animal/cow#/media/1/141194/215021
  10. ↑ https://x.com/nigggacow

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Instant user page rape tool[edit source]

I like the instant user page rape tool you created. Its geggy Fenriris 🐺 11:56, 14 May 2026 (UTC)

glad you like it. have fun GauntletThrown (clittyleakage zone) 20:56, 14 May 2026 (UTC)

Do You like Nuggets[edit source]

Do You?

yeah, though it's a bit odd to start a new discussion topic heading all the way up here GauntletThrown (clittyleakage zone) 04:08, 3 June 2026 (UTC)

On your Template:UserMeditator[edit source]

Since you made Template:UserMediator purple to reflect the colors on the 'ki, you should also do the one for Template:UserMod making it green Fenriris 🐺 03:06, 18 May 2026 (UTC)

Done GauntletThrown (clittyleakage zone) 03:13, 18 May 2026 (UTC)
gem Fenriris 🐺 03:25, 18 May 2026 (UTC)

hi[edit source]

hello Gzard (talk) 08:50, 19 May 2026 (UTC)

supGauntletThrown (clittyleakage zone) 12:38, 19 May 2026 (UTC)

wtf is wrong with you?[edit source]

Can you please not brap up the wiki by spamming over 1000+ embedded instances of the same article? It messes up pages. Thanks Fenriris 🐺 04:24, 23 May 2026 (UTC)

how does it even affect anything besides adding an entry to the "what links here" page. and it's not just that article, cloudflare has been acting up for weeks on this site without any gimmick pages being made GauntletThrown (clittyleakage zone) 04:25, 23 May 2026 (UTC)
I think I get what you mean. Yeah, I noticed cloudflare does that too. But not just here, but on all the soysphere sites. Its been that way for as long as I remember ever since I joined the soysphere, but I personally dont mind it as it only 502s for only a few seconds. Being from an web development background, I think it has something to do with how they configured apache/nginx.
Anyways, all I am saying is to be careful with the spam and not overdo it. I get that it might not feel impactful at first glance but it does add unnecessary load to the wiki and make pages harder to maintain or navigate Fenriris 🐺 04:45, 23 May 2026 (UTC)
got it GauntletThrown (clittyleakage zone) 04:51, 23 May 2026 (UTC)

rejection[edit source]

Sorry if this is a bad place to talk about it! Anyways I guess I did advertise pretty hard with the donate line geg. Do you think it meets notability guidelines and can I also rewrite it to do less advertising for the channel and be more documentative, or since my edit was already rejected would it have to either be written by someone else or someone verified. Anyways sorry for being coaly. Retard out R3t4rd (talk) 05:08, 24 May 2026 (UTC)

>is a nophono notable
no GauntletThrown (clittyleakage zone) 05:31, 24 May 2026 (UTC)
okay thank you now I will know better onward, sorry once again also goodbye im gonna go eat now or something like that yeahR3t4rd (talk) 05:39, 24 May 2026 (UTC)

rejected template[edit source]

do not use it North (talk) 07:15, 25 May 2026 (UTC)

>using the rejected template
Reminder: do not use it. North (talk) 07:34, 29 May 2026 (UTC)
>Reminder: do not use it.

About haram template[edit source]

Drawing faces is fine in islam, as LONG you're not drawing or depicting faces of prophets, angels or allah himself. Albeit some sheikhs wouldn't recommend but it's okay — Labanis4ayran ( | ) 14:27, 25 May 2026 (UTC)

what a goofy ahh religion GauntletThrown (clittyleakage zone) 14:40, 25 May 2026 (UTC)

Nigger[edit source]

why did you remove the >do it for the caca's do you like gay people grooming cacas fuck you nigger— Preceding unsigned comment added by Mailman16 (talk • contribs)

unnecessary template usage + that's not how the caca template is meant to be used anyways GauntletThrown (clittyleakage zone) 04:37, 29 May 2026 (UTC)
literally does nothing to hurt the article its a soyjak ki its not a fucking research paper — Preceding unsigned comment added by Mailman16 (talk • contribs) who is too lazy to type out 4 tildes to sign xis own posts
it adds nothing to the article except extra time scrolling to the actual contents. you're choosing to be butthurt over filler getting removed GauntletThrown (clittyleakage zone) 07:26, 29 May 2026 (UTC)

Hey Gauntlent[edit source]

huge question.. can I join the mandatory soyjak wiki janny furry erp 'cord? and when I erp with you, can you be a bottom bitch like North? Thanks so much! Midwhiteguy (talk)

no but i can offer you an invite to the mediator 'cord, it's the next best thing since i don't have access to the jannycord because i'm not actually a janny GauntletThrown (clittyleakage zone) 01:34, 2 June 2026 (UTC)

Don't delete christianity[edit source]

If you do you gotta prove you aren't a christpedo that supports total nigger death while worshipping god, a fictional character that would hate tnd because according to him "all are equal"

so if you gonna delete christianity, delete the POSIVITE VIEW CRISTIANITY PAGE TOO. — Preceding unsigned comment added by ~Chud86012 (talk • contribs)

The perspective doesn't matter, the subject as a whole has nowhere near enough soysphere relevance to warrant being a mainspace topic, let alone something worth the hassle to keep on the site in the first place. Also nobody's fooled by your anonymous talk page edit trying to hide the fact that you've been trying to edit war in that page while making sure to ignore every possible rule in the manual of style at the same time. GauntletThrown (clittyleakage zone) 04:08, 3 June 2026 (UTC)
If you want to contest the deletion request, you should explain why on Talk:Christianity. That way everyone can discuss it. Wiki meditaors cannot delete pages anyways. Though I do recall it being undeleted Fenriris 🐺 22:57, 2 June 2026 (UTC)

Peanut[edit source]

Let me know if xe does it again. If I am not on the 'ki, you can also email me. Sorry for taking too long for an response, all of the jannies are pretty much asleep during non american hours. Thanks for watching out Fenriris 🐺 12:35, 5 June 2026 (UTC)

no janny during euro hours JSID
also >an response AwardedAccountAward (talk) 12:56, 5 June 2026 (UTC)
sorry but this is a soysphere site and thus a 4chan-descended community, competent administration is not allowed. the only people getting janny promotions are literal whos with sub-2 edits per day counts and almost no recent activity GauntletThrown (clittyleakage zone) 13:17, 5 June 2026 (UTC)
Geg. Ill do my best around here guys, always. Just let me know if you need anything, the IRC works too :) Fenriris 🐺 13:26, 5 June 2026 (UTC)
Maybe I can convince Cobble to hire an couple of more jannies. After all, we do have an couple that are DNB Fenriris 🐺 13:30, 5 June 2026 (UTC)
please hire me, I will be active and not uphold the completely inironically serious promise I made to disappear a day into becoming a janny GauntletThrown (clittyleakage zone) 14:51, 5 June 2026 (UTC)
Geg Fenriris 🐺 14:53, 5 June 2026 (UTC)
average wiki janny is a dnb kek AwardedAccountAward (talk) 15:02, 5 June 2026 (UTC)

dbd page[edit source]

how was the formatting bad doe? there are much worse pages and i exaplained why it was ias it only needs imgs — Preceding unsigned comment added by ~Chud17128 (talk • contribs)

it was an enormous wall of text. also just because something was touched by a soyboy ever doesn't mean it goes in the main namespace GauntletThrown (clittyleakage zone) 07:06, 8 June 2026 (UTC)

Fuck you nigger[edit source]

What fucking bloody losers everyone in here is youre fking disrespecting india like little kids get a job and don't make more indians mad bcs we have dangerous mafia and people that will fking beat you up if you say anything — Preceding unsigned comment added by Chud49590 (talk • contribs)

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo. GauntletThrown (clittyleakage zone) 10:47, 14 June 2026 (UTC)

Marge[edit source]

what is 'q and why did you accuse some video of having it G-Man (talk) 00:49, 18 June 2026 (UTC)

MOOOODS THIS PERSON HAS 'M Perpetualchange (Talk) (About me • Song recommendations) 20:22, 26 June 2026 (UTC)

hey[edit source]

Why are you not checking what people upload when you click reject all? 〜 MarketPliers (talk) 18:44, 24 June 2026 (UTC)

i have been doing so doe GauntletThrown (clittyleakage zone) 19:06, 24 June 2026 (UTC)
So you looked at this image and did not think it broke rule 2? https://soyjakwiki.org/index.php?title=Special:Moderation&modaction=show&modid=53564 〜 MarketPliers (talk) 19:10, 24 June 2026 (UTC)
That's why I rejected it doe, because it was suspicious GauntletThrown (clittyleakage zone) 19:23, 24 June 2026 (UTC)
Why did you choose to not alert any of the jannies, mods, or admins to this? 〜 MarketPliers (talk) 19:25, 24 June 2026 (UTC)
forgot to, next time i'll remember to doctos on the jannyboard if anyone attempts to upload anything rulebreaking GauntletThrown (clittyleakage zone) 19:30, 24 June 2026 (UTC)
Forgot to? What a horrible excuse, you should feel bad. Don't doctoddler publically you nigger just email one of us or message us on the IRC. 〜 MarketPliers (talk) 20:26, 24 June 2026 (UTC)
I am always available by email too if you need anything Fenriris 🐺 22:28, 24 June 2026 (UTC)
your getting demoted with this one[citation needed] AwardedAccountAward (talk) 22:31, 24 June 2026 (UTC)
Thats up for Cobblestone to decide, but he always been an pretty good approver like you so I think he can be let off with an warning. I once knew an couple of other used to be approvers who made the same mistake once Fenriris 🐺 22:40, 24 June 2026 (UTC)
^this 〜 MarketPliers (talk) 22:55, 24 June 2026 (UTC)
*yro'ue GauntletThrown (clittyleakage zone) 22:37, 24 June 2026 (UTC)

hello[edit source]

— Preceding unsigned comment added by ~Chud11263 (talk • contribs)

lmao wtf GauntletThrown (clittyleakage zone) 17:45, 27 June 2026 (UTC)

hello[edit source]

pro tip[edit source]

when marking a redirect for deletion, make sure to put the delete template under the redirect, like this:

#REDIRECT [[Niggers]]

{{Delete|wordswordswordswords}} AwardedAccountAward (talk) 22:00, 5 July 2026 (UTC)

k GauntletThrown (clittyleakage zone) 22:16, 5 July 2026 (UTC)

Everyphono has heard of House of Leaves[citation needed][edit source]

https://soyjakwiki.org/index.php?title=Soyjak_Wiki:Threadfagging&diff=next&oldid=425023 wikipedia:House of Leaves ~Chud88320 (talk) 04:21, 6 July 2026 (UTC)

kill yourself[edit source]

This person is a minor!
The following subject has been confirmed to be below the age of 18.
You WILL remind them that they have school tomorrow and that they should eat their veggies!
This seething kike got banned for being underage award

Yeah seriously, this is grinshrek/patrickfromdatsea talking here, yeah you, bitch ass nigger, you fucking faggot troon, just shut the fuck up you bitch, don't call me a fucking tranny— Preceding unsigned comment added by Patrickfromdatsea (talk • contribs)

>Yeah seriously, this is grinshrek/patrickfromdatsea talking here, yeah you, bitch ass nigger, you fucking faggot troon, just shut the fuck up you bitch, don't call me a fucking tranny

email[edit source]

sent you an email Cobblestone (talk) 00:16, 14 July 2026 (UTC)

Angry moment[edit source]

You and Marketpliers are basically the "antagonists" of my personal life. If you had a booru account I would add it to my enemy list. AlfietheShittyEditor (talk) 07:37, 14 July 2026 (UTC)

KEEP TAKING LZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ! GauntletThrown (clittyleakage zone) 07:40, 14 July 2026 (UTC)
>You and Marketpliers are basically the "antagonists" of my personal life. If you had a booru account I would add it to my enemy list. Glisterald (talk) 12:44, 17 July 2026 (UTC)
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