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THE FOLLOWING FEATURES  SLOW-BURN, CHEAP JUMPSCARE FREE KINO!
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>>ZOMG THIS IS LITERALLY LIKE LE REDDIT ANALOG HORROR ON JEWTYBE!!!!
The.html is a secret page that was accessible at {{Deadlink|https://soyjak.party/the.html}}, but has since been removed. The archive is available at: https://archive.ph/pHwt9.
It was considered the pure pulverized vantablack carbon redditstone, straight from the depths of kikehell that used to render the 'ki unusable, serving no purpose other than being a nuisance that appears for no fucking reason whatsoever.
This fossilized niggerstone is so coaly and dusty, that not even carbon 14 could date it, and it's simply a vestigial remnant of Kuz's "legacy", as he was the creator of this page.
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The page is blank for the 2 first seconds upon clicking the link, however, after those 2 seconds, an A24, slowburn, surrealist, spine-tingling, horrific image of a half-man half-pig appears, sometimes accompanying by a loud scream, but not always as the autoplay is badly integrated and thus does not work for all browsers.
Source of the image[edit | edit source]
As for the source of the image, no one really knows where it originates from but it's not that deep, it's a regular "scary" image used to frighten little children or something.
Someone asked about it on Reddit, though: https://www.reddit.com/r/ScaryPictures/comments/14b4w7t/source_for_this_image
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Related Figures and Entities [+]
kuz (pre-dekuzification) ♦ fish's perspective ♦ kuzist perspective ♦ Nigga kuz's perspective ♦ shittily machine translated into Russian like what Carter did whenever someone asked him to speak Russian's perspective ♦ Soot's perspective ♦ Sootist perspective ♦ tree's perspective) ♦ Kuz's possible alter egos ((((Max))) ♦ Dr. E/Chood) ♦ Object 775 ♦ Sobot ♦ Red ♦ Doll (formerly) ♦ Goth ♦ Kolyma Network ♦ Kolyma Dating ♦ Kolyma Gangstalking Division ♦ Nigga Kuz ♦ Yuriy-Kuznetsov Trust ♦ Discord ♦ Eduardo Foltz ♦ Heyuri ♦ Kaguya |
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Impact on the Sharty [+]
Kuzjak ♦ Female Kuz ♦ Hitman Kuz ♦ Kuzism ♦ Five Board Plan ♦ Kuz's Last Q&A ♦ This Is It ♦ Datamining ♦ The.html ♦ hohol.html ♦ Soyjak.ru ♦ Dekuzification | ||
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