Ukraine
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>росіяни одержимі мною, чи щось
>I heard the world famous Nickocado Cadocado was born here or something like that yeah. I also heard that they traveled to the lumberjack land and back or however the borscht is eaten
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| Founded | 1917 |
| Creator | Mikhail Grushevsky |
| Owner | Vladimir Zelensky |
| Key People | Nikocado Avocado, Semen Hitler |
Ukraine, also known as (((Khazaria))) is a country in Eastern Europe and the home of former 'booru namefag YaroslavTV. Redditors are obsessed with it because Russia invaded it which is an attack our our heckin democracy or something. They are led by a Jew named (((Vladimir Alexandrovich Zelensky))). But it might be a gem country because Nikocado Avocado is from there. Also Semen Hitler was from Ukraine. Their national catchphrase is «Слава Украине! Героям слава!» and they constantly spam it on the sharty. Russians seethe about Ukraine because obsessed Amerimutts won’t let them invade a country almost 30 times smaller than them.
As far as Ukraine's relations to the Soysphere go: Nikocado Avocado is of Ukrainian heritage (but he is not culturally related due to moving to the United States as a child do adoption, due to xis parents dying in Chernobyl), Ukropson is the Ukrainian cousin of Cobson, and the Fooey was created by a Ukrainian. One of the greatest snitches and enemies of the sharty, Mariofeds, is likely of Ukrainian heritage.
History[edit | edit source]
Ukraine was first an independent country in 1917 after declaring independence from Russia as the Ukrainian People's Republic led by Mikhail Sergeyevich Grushevsky. In 1922 the Ukrainian Soviet Socialist Republic was founded and a part of the Soviet Union. During World War II, most of them were Communist due to being part of the Soviet Union, but some of them were nationalists who supported the Nazis, to gain independencd. The Ukrainian nationalists were led by someone named Stepan Andreyevich Bandera, but after the war xhe was murdered by the KGB in Germany. It became independent from the Soviet Union in 1991, under president Leonid Makarovich Kravchuk. The second president, Leonid Danilovich Kuchma, pursued closer relations with Russia, however his successor Viktor Andreyevich Yushchenko would undo this by pursuing closer ties to NATO. In 2013, Viktor Fyodorovich Yanukovich who was pro-Russia, refused to sign the Association Agreement between the EU and Ukraine, leading to mass protests against his rule, ending with his overthrow in 2014. Another leader Pyotr Alekseyevich Poroshenko, who was extremely obsessed and seething at Russia, emerged as the president (after acting president Alexander Valentinovich Turchinov). In 2019, their current president Vladimir Alexandrovich Zelensky, who is Jewish, was elected, who ran on a platform of peace with Russia. He was previously a Russian-language comedian. However, Ukraine was invaded by Russia in 2022 again. Russians initially had success fighting the Ukrainians but faced fierce resistance from the Ghost of Kiev, Samyuil Hydenko and the strongest Ukrainian soldier, Nicholas Perry.
In 2024, in the capital city of Kiev, Soycon Ukraine was held.
In 2025, a Ukrainian woman, Irina Stanislavovna Zarutskaya, was murdered by a victim of socioeconomic disadvantages on a train in North Carolina.
What can you do in Ukraine?[edit | edit source]
- Travel to Chernobyl and get 20 types of AIDS
- Interview a random ukrainian soldier
- Praise the Reddit god known as Zelensky
- ACK a russian soldier with a drone чи щось
- be ACKed by a russian soldier with a drone чи щось
- get posted by a NAFO tranny in a debate with a zigger
- Cry about MUH FUGGEN RUSNYA
- Make ziggers seethe
- Die in Constantinople and Porkroast
- Deploy missiles and destroy the Russian oil reserves, causing huge gas station queues that extend into traffic jams
Gallery[edit | edit source]
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Xheir president, Vladimir Zelenskyi. -
The average ukrARYAN. -
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