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Vantablack

No one can use the color in paintings except Anish Kapoor, this is due to copyright.
Vantablack is the color of a type of coating made from carbon that absorbs visible light to such a great extent that it makes objects coated with it look like a pitch-black silhouette[2] It was forced in 2021 by a Cobson spammer spamming cobson covered in paint.[it just is, ok?]
On the sharty, the term is commonly used to refer to extremely coal shit. Posts that qualify as such are commonly referred to as "vantablack coal". It is commonly described as "darker than coal." Vantablack is just the tier between Coal and Brimstone[3] (ev&doe most 'teens agree that vantablack is worse than brimstone[4][5]) and is used to describe things that are even worse than your typical coal, such as banned variants and forced memes. It is also often always used as an adjective.
If your page or soyjak has been tagged as Vantablack, you may want to consider the following.
List of vantablack objects[edit | edit source]
- Most NAS posted to the sharty creates a portal to niggerhell (derails the thread). A well known fact.
- Porn
- Fetish art
- Discord[ev&doe it’s worse than vantablack in many contexts]
- Includes most of what Discord can produce.
- This includes pedophiles.
- Anything I don’t like
- Friday Night Funkin'
- (You)
Gallery[edit | edit source]
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The portal to Niggerhell
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A feraljak covered in vantablack tape.
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Cobson draped in vantablack tape (NOT THE ORIGINAL)
Snopes
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