Kolyma Restoration

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Kolyma Restoration was LONG-FORGOTTEN BRIMSTONE FOUND IN A SECRET ABANDONED HOSPITAL WHERE KUZ DIED FROM AIDS!!!!!!!!!!!

ib.kolyma.org
April Fools Imageboard
Founded	1 April 2025
Terminated	2 April 2025 (April Fools event)
Major Boards	/q/, /soy/, /bant/, /fap/ (formerly /siberia/) and /qa2/
Creator	Froot LARPing as Kuz and Max, though Kuz might actually have participated
Total Posts	>29,000
Homepage	ib.kolyma.org (redirect)

The Kolyma Restoration was the 2025 April Fools' event for soyjak.st, where the website began redirecting to ib.kolyma.org, where the old Kuz-era site design and ruleset were restored. Shortly afterwards, the discord brimstone tranny horde would descend upon the sharty as if they were Gog and Magog.

Soylita, pornography, TND gore, DNB gore, and mountains of 'cado porn would become a common sight on the 'log. The content was a mix between that of the jassy, 2023 /nate/, and niggerhell. This might have been a psyop by froot to paint a negative image of kuz in the minds of 'teens-- a truly evil attempt at dekuzification. According to Kuzists, the site ended up being gemmier than its ever been in years. Overall, the event was a self-own of biblical proportions, and after this humiliation, Froot should reclaim his honor through livestreamed suicide.

Notable Events

The event itself if you take your meds.

• Gay porn, Soylita, and DNB was spammed on the catty; it is still debated whether it was /soy/ natives having a ball now that they were able to post whatever foodist bait they wanted, if it were the Jassy or some other 'cord boogeyman spamming it as a form of raid, or if Froot got his Frootcord buddies to spam in order to paint the Kuz era in a poor light and fill xheir goonstashes while at it.
• A war between gooners and never-gooners breaks out on the site, including on /fap/
• "Kuz" hosts a Q&A
• A notable raid thread on ytdraws.win
• Good Boy Quest comes back, as if a glittering gem in a sea of coal
• "Kuz" begins posting on Kiwi Farms about the event. As "Kuz" admits himself later, this is because Froot claimed Kuz's kolyma.org email account after the domain expired, and used it to hack into a dead man's Kiwi Farms account. Desecrating a dead man's account for an April fools' joke, no less.
• Nearing the end of the event, the 'catty was cleared by the janny. Also, by this point, the pornspammers have since gotten bored or banned, so the catalog felt closer to late-kuz era's or froot's catty.

Ramifications

Since the event took place, the sharty has been divided into two groups of people. One side enjoyed the event for it's freedom to post essentially whatever they want as long as it isn't illegal and the other hated the event for turning the sharty into niggerhell full of porn, gore, and occasionally drawn 'p, known as nukuzists and frootists respectively. Both sides started fighting each other since the event took place, and this discord intensified after the event ended. The nukuzists were called pedo foodist niggers who goon to 'p, furry and MLP porn as well as cado's coinslot, and the other were called crying pissbaby rulecucks who want black bvlls to fuck their wives. Basically, Froot started a new soyvil war with an April Fool's joke, further confirming that he is indeed Admin 6. It can also be said that since Froot now owns kolyma.org, and that Froot now owns kuz's Kiwi Farms account, that Froot has effectively acquired Kolyma Network.

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  About a third of the threads looked something like this
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  The man, the myth, the faggot

Citations

Kolyma Restoration is part of a series on kuz	"Faggots of the world, unite!"	Related Figures and Entities [-+] kuz (pre-dekuzification) ♦ fish's perspective ♦ kuzist perspective ♦ Nigga kuz's perspective ♦ shittily machine translated into Russian like what Carter did whenever someone asked him to speak Russian's perspective ♦ Soot's perspective ♦ Sootist perspective ♦ tree's perspective) ♦ Carter's alter egos ((((Max))) ♦ Dr. E/Chood) ♦ Object 775 ♦ Sobot ♦ Red ♦ Doll (formerly) ♦ Goth ♦ Kolyma Network ♦ Kolyma Dating ♦ Kolyma Gangstalking Division ♦ Nigga Kuz ♦ Yuriy-Kuznetsov Trust ♦ Discord ♦ Eduardo Foltz ♦ Heyuri
		Impact on the Sharty [-+] Kuzjak ♦ Hitman Kuz ♦ Kuzism ♦ Five Board Plan ♦ Kuz's Last Q&A ♦ This Is It ♦ Datamining ♦ The.html ♦ hohol.html ♦ Dekuzification
		Anti-Kuz Figures and Evidence [-+] Soot ♦ Froot ♦ Doll ♦ Jakparty.soy/Lute ♦ Kuz's identity ♦ List of kuz-era PMs ♦ Kuz is Trump theory ♦ Operation Lukhanofka
		Major events [-+] Soyvil War 2 ♦ February 16 Debate ♦ The Great Purchase ♦ Death of kuz ♦ The Second Great Purchase ♦ Kuz/DOLL Interview Transcript ♦ Kolyma Restoration

Kolyma Restoration is part of a series on Froot	"Don't cry because it happened, smile because it's over."	Related Figures and Entities [-+] Froot (detractor perspective) ♦ Root ♦ Quote ♦ Mustard ♦ Soysneed ♦ Doll ♦ 9a0c ♦ Angeleno ♦ Mist ♦ Smith ♦ Ronald ♦ Froot Domme League/Frootcord ♦ Soyumvirate
		Major events and Impact on The Website [-+] 50 Board Plan ♦ Board Clash ♦ Dekuzification ♦ Five Nights at Cobson's ♦ Froot Cabal ♦ Froot Derangement Syndrome ♦ Froot is dead ♦ Froot is Kuz theory ♦ Frootcord ♦ Frootism ♦ Frootniversary ♦ Gigachad-Lennonjak War ♦ Great Handover ♦ Great Purge ♦ Kolyma Restoration ♦ Media Pending Approval ♦ First Soyanniversary ♦ Soyfest 1 ♦ Soygem Pass ♦ Soyoween ♦ Soyvil War 4
		Enemies of Froot [-+] Shemmy ♦ Jarty ♦ Kuzists ♦ Lute ♦ Shiwi ♦ Swinny