The Doors

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OH MY JAPANESE CULTURE!!!! THIS IS JUST LIKE MY TRANIME GREENTEXT VIDEOS!!!!!!
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>*shitty CIA-funded circus music starts playing*
>I EAT MORE CHICKEN THAN ANY MAN EVER SEEN
>*shitty guitar solo*
>SHE GET HIIIIGH
>SHE GET HIIIIIIIIIIGH
>SHE GET HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGH
>*shitty ten minute keyboard solo*
>FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
>*song ends*

wow, truly the GOAT band. Thank you Jim Morrison for your truly groundbreaking """music"""

The Doors were an American rock band starring vocalist Jim Morrison. Online, it is targeted by schizos for its supposed ties to MKUltra and the CIA [1], and the fact that Jim Morrison's dad was involved in the gulf of Tonkin incident [2]. All of this ties into a larger c̶o̶n̶s̶p̶i̶r̶a̶c̶y̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶o̶r̶y̶ TRVTHBOMB [3]. The band's lyrics was also the subject of a reoccurring /qa/ thread.[4] Its name comes from the concept of the door.

In popular culture[edit | edit source]

The band's lead vocalist was mentioned at the end of the Soy Tropes II copypasta.

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