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For April 1st of 2025, and ending sometime on the 4th, Froot and the Sharty staff team held an April fools event that turned the site into a Kuz-era Kolyma LARP. There were people who enjoyed this, and this was the springboard from which The Kuzzy was born.
Kuzzy, is an imageboard dedicated to the creation, posting, and sharing of soyjaks. Detacate to recreating that magical 2023 experience or your money back
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- Site's home page
The first thread
Founded on 4th April 2025 as the Kuzzy, this was several months after a shooter, specifically a foodist who got Soyjak.party to take the fall, posed with a picture of Kuz, and about two years after Kuz left the Soysphere as a whole. The user who made the site claimed to be Kuz himself but people knew this was fake but humored him anyway, although Kuzzyboils had to call him NuKuz to make a distinction between him and the actual Yuri Kuznetsov. Because the servers of the site were the same as those of a site owned by Scar, a soysphere namefag most known for trying to buy the Sharty in 2023, people also started calling the admin Scarter (Scar + Carter Kuznetsov). From day one, NuKuz always claimed to have two developers on hand (either his cord buddies or larps). NuKuz would lock the entire site when he slept, implying there were no other staff, which means his "two developers" were likely a larp. NuKuz acted in conscious, painstaking emulation of Yuri Kuznetsov.
The earliest snapshot on the Wayback Machine, from April 6, shows 6729 posts and 142 active users; in other words, the site was off to a massive start by imageboard standards. It had 6 boards:[1]
/incel/ - Internet Celebrities
/nate/ - coals
/pol/ - politics
/q/ - meta
/soy/ - Soyjak (main board)
/wemb/[sic] - Videos and GIF
On the first day of the site's history, NuKuz set "Kolyma expansion and regrowth goals", "Copy the old Kolyma themes for the site - done", "Add the link redirect page", "Kolyma news recreation", "add the KAPTCHA"[sic], "Get Yuri Kuznetsov himself to take this domain and run it himself". Someone made a long reply to this post: "I had always felt like it would be cool as hell if someone actually made a splinter that was a revival of The Kuz era in all of its aspects. Iβm glad this is being realized at last. This especially comes in clutch since the main splinter, The Shemmy, shut down recently but the userbase didnβt migrate anywhere so the leading splinter right now is The Swinny. I feel this could overtake it in activity with how many Kuzists turned out during the event and fill the vacuum The Shemmy left, that is being a splinter that actually has a semblance of activity".[2]
In the same thread, NuKuz states he started making soyjaks around November 2022 and freely described the site as a "larp". He also banned soylita and underaged posters.[3]
Something interesting about the early site is how it seemed so sloppy. Most board names were uncapitalized and so was the default poster name, "chud". It didn't take itself seriously.
On April 5th, he made a Telegram account under the real Kuz's handle, @kuztalk, but it was revealed to be made at March 13th. He would put his description as "I'm not real Kuz". But sometime between then and the day he made The Kuzzy, he deleted the account and remade it for a fresh start.[4]
On April 6th, NuKuz launched a site logo contest.
On April 8th, via Telegram, he announced "we do NOT phish or plan to (unlike other admins)".
w h a t
On April 10th, the infamous Dead Mexican Adult thread was made.[5] Some fucking guy got shot off his bike, presumably for cartel-related reasons. A Kuzzycuck happened to be there, filmed a video, and uploaded it to The Kuzzy. Some users reacted in shock, but others found the absurd situation hilarious. The thread has become a thing you'd say you were there to prove how oldfag you are. It was immortalized in a gemmy video. During this time, the PPH slowly dwindled at it's lowest (3).[6]
On the same day NuKuz announced the "Kolyma Net[sic] Resurrection Project", and that the domain kolyma.network would go up on Friday (April 11).[7]
This generated some hype for The Kuzzy and people thought they were part of something big: "Very optimistic about this. Let's revive the 'twork.", "Its so fucking kuzzed we are so BACK". Shining some light on the plans for NuKolyma, NuKuz stated: "There will be various potions[sic] spiting[sic] The Kolyma employs[sic] into various 'teams' based on the site they are working on". He also said that the Network will acquire physical servers and that it already has two devs (the aforementioned cord buddies or larps).[8]
NuKuz would promise Kuzzycucks a wiki made for them, but said he couldn't share details because the person making it wouldn't let him, basically shit talking.
On April 11th, the site administration wanted the userbase to make The Kuzzy some banner and ban images.[9]
On April 13th, a thread to store Kuzzy-related images was made and "until we get our own actual and proper booru" was said.
TheKuzzyVideoArchive was created on the 14th[10], but only ever uploaded two videos.
On April 23th, there were a total of 27070 posts on /soy/, a crazy number that can not be understated for a 19-day-old imageboard of the outer soysphere.[11]
At this point in time The Kuzzy had a PPH into the hundreds.
On April 24th, NuKuz announced "Physical servers have been bought. Hosting will soon be available through kolyma.network"[12] (NuKolyma was gonna offer webhosting).
On April 25th, he changed his email from kuzzywuzzy123@proton.me to yurikuznetsov@kolyma.network.
On April 26th, the TF2 server, tf2.kuzzy.win, was announced.[13]
On April 30th, an incoming revival of The Kolyma News Network was announced, with people being offered $1 per article and their own business email.
On the 4th of May, NuKuz announced "for those new to the site, we are the revival of the kolyma.network".[14]
'toss used to mock kuzzycucks
The least enjoyable part of the NuKuz era was, undoubtedly, the DDoS spam that Quote (developer of, and then admin of, Soyjak.Party) would regularly attack the site with. The spam was so fast (over 100 posts per minute) that the jannies just decided to give up. Sometimes NuKuz would ignore it, but other times he would completely shut down the site for weeks on end, promising a new imageboard software called Schan, which would never come, but people initially believed that it would save the day. Beyond this point is where things went downhill for NuKuz and the site that depended on him.
On the 5th of May, the entire site was locked for a day, with NuKuz announcing via Telegram "WE ARE AWARE OF THE CURRENT DOWNTIME. We are going to increase the pow strength and look into argon2". He also stated that Quote "has the main servers IP though a expected exploit".[15]
On the 6th of May... well let's just let NuKuz speak for himself:
the email text in full
I'm going to leave this message here for now. The current goal internally is to let Quote waste money while we work on Schan. What I'm going to say in my next message is very important long and heartfelt and I would like any people who agree with my cause to spread and talk about it as far as possible even if Quote starts botting those sites because it truly shows where priorities with staff and admins lie
[BADASS PICTURE OF YURI KUZNETSOV IN MILITARY ATTIRE]
The matter is, Quote and any admins do not care about the state of the site or the quality of it's raiders until it is used against them. Quote could easily DDOS sites like the 'ssy (any one can really, their server strength is not that good). But, they chose to target sites with a real threat (ie US) with the hope that enough spam and DDOSing will take down the site and make users leave. We got past the hurdle of the site going down due to DDOS attacks easily with the pow. But, the botnet IPs only need a few to truly take down the site. I've emailed Kuz for advice on what to do about this, as me and my developer are dumbfounded by how quicky he bypassed our stalling tactics and he has yet to get back to us (I will shortly share a old email Kuz gave me)
This however, isn't the only issue we are having. The other is public image as Quote and the janny cabal take cherry-picked posts and presents them as if they represent the whole site and act like we are a group of zoophiles who spam CSAM on the sharty. It would not surprise me if they raid themselves when we go back up and fix the botting issue for good with BMT to blame on us and smear us more. The campaign to discredit us is so bad they pretended that they ran the site then swapped to a namefag that isn't well liked to get more people to leave the site. In a normal space, this would be fine as their words are not worth any weight however because the average user of the current sharty is underage, they are likely to believe what ever the admins are saying.
As for my last message: We will be stable again at some point. I'm happy that the servers are stable and I'm happy I'm burning Quote's money and bandwidth on something truly meaningless. I truly wholeheartedly believe in the KolymaNET modal of business and know one day I will be able to do as much for small imageboards as Kuz did. I want small imageboards to always have a mod team and a free hosting server under KolymaNET[16]
He then released the full email that he claims was sent from the real Kuz to him, where Kuz himself says "I never considered myself to be just one Kuz, I wanted others to take that name". This email, if true, basically turns kuzzes into Popes or Dalai Lamas or Dread Pirate Robert. It was the cornerstone of NuKuz's effort to legitimize himself, because even though he at multiple times admitted he wasn't the real Kuz, he wanted to simultaneously wield the clout that comes with Kuz's name and celebrity. NuKuz then uttered the spine-tingling, utterly awe-inspiring badass words of "If you think thekuzzy.win will be our only project, you're dead wrong Quote.πΊ The storm will fade and we will see the sun once againπͺπ―".
Twisted steel and sex appeal then linked to the song Crucified by Army of Lovers, and PROUDLY pinned it.[17]
A pic of the cytube. Note telnet in the members list on the left.
Between the 7th and 13th of May, a period of a week, The Kuzzy was completely shut down due to spam from Quote that wasn't even that bad, and all of its users were instead redirected to a Cytube channel.
This began the First Cytube Age.
This period of Kuzzy history is one of the least documented, but I recall watching Nikocado Avocado and Shezow (a shitty troon cartoon).
The time between the two Cytube Ages was something of a silver age for Kuzzy culture. The day it returned, it saw a thread with Agugu as its OP (you don't need to know what Agugu is. It's just ABDL pedocoal) get spoilered by a janny, moved to /nate/, and had users being accused of samefagging.[18]
As Kuzzycucks would come to know later this was the first known appearance of W.T. Neutraleyes, who will become important later. You can see a thread complaining about the spoiler on this[19] screenshot of the catty, and also an Agugu thread here[20] if you're wanting to see it.
Later that day a thread was made with a macro of the Operation Avenge Layas thread as its OP.[21]
After another Quote DDoS (and some shady email correspondence between NuKuz and Quote imo), the Kuzzy shut down and the Second Cytube Age started on the 18th of May[22], when thekuzzy.win began redirecting to cytu.be/r/thekoozywin.[23]
On its first day, a Chinnycuck named Kakso and two other guys (shemmyNIGGER and 2527) spammed the queue with videos of BMT and cats being cooked and eaten.[24]
W.T. Neutraleyes was there and, disliking the content personally and/or wanting to protect the reputation of the site he moderated, he began internet tough guy'ing them to stop, which, when met with Chinnycuck mockery, he aryanly spammed the chatroom.
[08:40:21] shemmyNIGGER: neutral nigger are you good chief
[08:40:43] kakso: hes doing hackerman on us right now, wait for him to deanonymize tor
[08:40:46] shemmyNIGGER: dont spam and i will suck your bbc[25]
Oh yeah and Feralteen was there, his brappings only enticed the Chinnycucks to queue more BMT for a certified feralcuck reaction. This incident resulted in "Sean Shemmy" posting about it on the Sharty Kiwi Farms thread and blaming it on The Kuz community as a whole. KUZ β COM, NIGGA!!π₯
Kuzzycucks no longer trusted the Cytube and so it became a dnb.
The most important feature of this incident was that NuKuz never logged into Cytube to mod the channel. Beyond this point, Nukuz is gone. Nigga just fucking vanished like he's Harold Holt or something. He never responds to anyone's emails, never updates his Telegram channel, doesn't work on the Kolyma Network Revival Project, bluds's just gone and gave nobody closure.π₯I honestly respect his ability to leave everything behind. Most people can't do that.
As of June 14, 2025 thekuzzy.win redirected to the Endchan's Kuzzy[26] meaning that Nukuz is still alive, although hasn't said anything about it publicly yet.
To accomodate the homeless Kuzzycuck population, the Shemmy made the /kgs/ - Kuz Gay Sex board.
On the 20th of May, it was shut down without any explanation on the 24th, but maybe because of it's PPH, which was higher than /qa/ and was embarrassing for The Shemmy leading to The Shemmy Administration shutting down, which after, they moved to /qa/ and got along with Shemmycucks, which, a clear animosity between the two developed, with the Latas shit being emblematic of this and Layas's suicide caused by the removal of /kgs/, It begun the "Operatsiya REVENGE Layas" where people spammed pictures of Layas.exe and Layas "IT'S ME" edits to haunt the board and Feralteen o algo. Someone would also edit Wikipedia's Current Events portal to mourn her suicide. n this window of time, it reached around 8,000 posts and saw the creation of a new OC such as Mamekhan (purportedly made by Neutraleyes).
Mamekhan was made on the 21st as a Kuzzy equivalent to Mameson, and
Thekuzzy.win/History is related to Der 'cordToday at 22:59Don't trustgroomnick changemutekickbanDMcrushspeechbubble any kittenwaifufemboyminorfurrysatanistgoonerbelugacuck(You) see. Verify for the self harm server's 18+ channel to get free nitro and gore 'p.
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You might find when I post him gimmicky, but I just think he as a very unmistakable, captivating face, like he was born for it, like he's something above humans.
I don't know how to describe it. He looked like a living caricature. The same thing goes for Geert Wilder's, or Donald Trump. Powerful and individualistic faces.
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-W.T. Neutraleyes on Leonid Brezhnev, someone he self-inserts as
>I HAVE A LIASON!!! P-PICK YOUR FUCKING POISON, CHINNYFOODISTSHITS!!
Just like NuKuz before him, it was time for another unintentionally hilarious internet tough guy to rule The Kuzzy. Let that sink in.
On June 4th (exactly 2 months after NuKuz founded The Kuzzy), W.T. Neutraleyes created the /kuzzy/ board on Endchan, explaining his reason for doing so: "As in the past weeks, it has become clear that both the thekuzzy.win and /kgs/ will not be returning, I have taken it upon myself to create a new home for us and our culture".[27] The attached image which was a Mamekhan cemented him as the mascot of The Kuzzy, alongside Kyle Kuzzy as the demographic self-insert. Immediately, he opened janitor applications. A couple hours after making the board, he linked it in a post on The Shemmy, and there was a flood of users. PPH reached 100, dwarfing the rest of Endchan's boards. A Mamekhan booru thread was made, someone recreated the "i wish i was white" thread from the classic Kuzzy, and Feralteen came on the site to seethe and attentionwhore. After a day, the board had upwards of 500 posts: "I really gotta hand it to WT Neutraleyes. He's the only person keeping the flame of Kuzzy culture alive. Glup is on the Endchan Kuzzy's mod team too, so you know it's kek, it's kino! as fuck.π―π₯", the 500 GET said.[28] When someone pointed out the board had a higher PPH than The Shemmy, he wrote "this is market forces at work, and the total victory of Kuzteen kulture".[29]
The banners from thekuzzy.win were quickly re-added, and so was the option to post with a KolymaNET flag. I will also assume that on this day the board's rules[30] were made:
Rules of /kuzzy/
1 : Neutraleyes neutralize neutrallies.
2 : If you want me to really see something, post it in ββββββββββββββββββββ
On June 4th, when someone made a thread frustrated at Kuz not replying to his email, WT Neutraleyes assumed he was talking about him and embarrassed himself.[31] >Looks like you got a bit cocky there. Lmfao!
/kuzzymeta/, the "meta board for Kuzzycucks", was made on the same day as /kuzzy/.[32]
>THEYRE WATCHING US
A slowburn spine-tingling A24 moment on The Kuzzy occured on June 5 (source: the filesystem timestamps of the screencaps I took) when people running Endchan with javascript enabled checked the box that says "Enable realtime", used for showing you how many users are currently connected to the site and the board you're currently on. Instead of something reasonable, Endchan listed the number 107 as how many users were concurrently on /kuzzy/, which freaked people the fuck out because it made no sense. Paranoia set in fast, with suspicions that there was a massive internet threat agency team monitoring the board, and that they were so co-ordinated that not one of them had posted anything. Another theory was that this was Quote's botnet trying to DDoS The Kuzzy, but Endchan was on a completely different software than what his script was written for, causing the botnet to fail but still be counted. Ultimately it was probably just a glitch, but that didn't stop some OC being made of "The Enable Realtime 107".
The thread in which it happened is lost to time, but there are mentions of them in this June 8 cytu.be/r/kuzzyboils archive.[33]
On June 6th, saw the creation of Kuzzypublicpublish[34], a YouTube channel that serves as the Kuzzy equivalent of Shemmy's Video Archive, Swedish Win Video Archive, Jakparty Soy Video Archive, Soyjak Blog Video Archive, Booru Soy Video Archive Soyjak Wiki Video Archive, or Thatsnuts Online Video Archive thereby completing one channel for each and every soysphere site no matter how minor.
An archive from June 7 shows that two more flags were added: Octavstan and Niggerhell.[35] On en.everybodywiki.com, "an inclusionist online encyclopedia", user Plus Greatness made the article for The Kuzzy that you're reading now.[36] Plus Greatness would continue to work on a rough (and now out-of-date) version of this article until June 12.
On June 8, Neutraleyes announced "At today 7AM new york time, there will be several a major announcements. I strongly urge Kuzzycucks to set timers, because you VILL want to be there". In an effort to make the thread badass or something he also felt the need to link to the song "Big Dawgs" by Indian rapper and singer-songwriter Hanumankind, something similar to the corny way NuKuz linked "Crucified" by Army of Lovers. The thread gained traction, and soon a hype party formed in it, who were quite excited as evidenced by the speed at which they posted. They began speculating. "waow saar are wi getting our heckin schan??"[37], "like 3 more hours are left. this BETTER be a new site"[38],
Immediately after it was announced, people joined the Cytube.[39]
>6 people in the cytube
In the Cytube chat, Neutraleyes would have to fend off people queuing BMT content. Let that sink in. His threats against the Chinnycucks queuing this stuff rang on empty ears because they only served to entertain them more. Among Chinnycucks it became "safe to say obsessedeyes has reached gegbvll tier", with them mocking his claims of having a "liason" [sic] with Cytube staff.[40] Nevertheless, some Neutraleyesists[Marge...]they're called neutralEYEBALLS bigot find such mannerisms to be likable and coming from a good place.
It was also on the 8th that the boards announcement would be changed from "==schan in TWO MORE WEEKS!== -kuz"[41] to "https://cytu.be/kuzzyboils", which remains to this day.
I love how you can see some poor nigga begging for company in the cytube on June 9.[42] It appears the cytube quickly became a dnb soon after it was made.
[02:32:09] nigga
[02:33:08] talk with me mayne....
[02:36:40] ...
[02:37:46] im lonley..
HASHTAG PACKWATCH
Coming as a genuine shock to all, thekuzzy.win began redirecting to ββββββββ/kuzzy on June 14[43], leading to speculation about NuKuz's return. Let that sink in. Even though there was no content on the domain before it started redirecting, it never expired, which rules out the possibility of someone other than NuKuz owning it. The traitor is back. Hooray! Let that sink in.
The victor of the Khanclave was promised to be announced on June 16; this never happened, even though the thread is still stickied (nevermind, it isn't because Neutraleyes is dead and gone now) and Neutraleyes hasn't said he cancelled it anywhere. He isn't inactive either, he posted with his trip the next day to something unrelated.
On 17 June the entire board got wiped by pictures of babushkas, and the Endchan admin had to clean it up himself.[44] After this, Neutraleyes said "There will now be a captcha whenever 10 threads are made in an hour. This was the doing of KickTURKEYfromNATO, and he will be fucking sorry", blaming the spam on KickTURKEYfromNATO, a janny he fired.[45] AFAIK the fired janny hasn't made any comment about the situation and probably doesn't even browse The Kuzzy anymore.
ΠΠ΅ ΠΎΠ΄ΠΈΠ½ ΡΠ°Π³ Π½Π°Π·Π°Π΄!
On 19 June, /qa/ schizo, a.k.a "eric g" promised to print out ads for The Kuzzy. After someone in a thread of his where he kept on posting his face asked "OP since you're public can you use that to make Kuzzy OC?"[46][47], he replied asking what Kuzzycucks would want him to do. "Print out Kuzzyjaks and post them IRL o algo. pics with Kuzzy OC"[48][49], someone suggested, and so the idea was born. When he asked for a poster that he could print and someone posted it (it was this picture), he replied "Alrighty then, I'm a man of my word. Iβll try to print a few copies of these and place them in random spots. It may take some time though, Iβll make a thread when the job is done".[50]
/qa/ schizo here, I regret to inform you guys that I will be doing a Kuzzy promo. i will record myself putting up advertisements around my town, and then post it on /kuzzy/. This is my petty way at getting back at The Shemmy staff for not giving me a new BidenFlare account and also hitting me with a 3 day ban (i posted a catbox.moe link albeit.)
Also the only reason Iβve been posting on The Kuzzy is because I canβt post here with the flip phone, that is all.
You guys are still my niggas, THOUGH.
but decided against it after some Shemmycuck coaxed him away from doing it because the poster he was planning to print out would contain a link to a site that might contain 'p if someone loads it at the wrong time. Instead, he decided to kickstart "Operatsiya Kuzzywin", where he promises to print out Kuzzy culture (but nothing that includes links) and place it around his hometown, which will produce lots of gems if he follows through with it.
On this same day, the board reached upwards of 100 PPH like twice.[53] We reached 5k posts but the GET was wasted. The cytube was also full of BMT apparently, which wasn't shocking considering Chinnycucks had been doing it since forever.
The next day, June 20, The Kuzzy reached 135 PPH[54] and was pretty active the whole day. Someone comes up with saying "bvlly" when something is like a BVLL, but this probably won't catch on.
2 more people plan to join Operatsiya Kuzzywin: One has no printer, so will have to trace his jaks from his computer screen lol, his neighbors were being SLFs by drilling too loud so he's getting revenge by sticking some jaks on their door. The other Kuzzycuck has a printer and says he will start printing today and jakking up real life tomorrow.[55] The first 'jak of the Operatsiya was printed, as can be seen in this archived thread, causing much hype.
The Khanclave thread was unstickied. Mona (the ASCII cat) was added to the bottom right corner of the board, just like in Kuz-era times and on thekuzzy.win. The board-wide announcement was changed from "https://cytu.be/r/kuzzyboils/" to "β OPERATSIYA KUZZYWIN: ΠΠΠ Π‘Π’Π ΠΠ₯Π Π Π£ΠΠ ΠΠΠ! ==Π‘ΠΠΠΠ ΠΠΠ ΠΠ―Π!== ΠΠΠΠ’Π ΠΠ ΠΠΠΠ«Π’, ΠΠΠ§Π’Π ΠΠ ΠΠΠΠ«Π’Π!β " (which translates to "OPERATION KUZZYWIN: WITHOUT FEAR AND REREACH! ==GLORY TO THE HEROES!== NO ONE IS FORGOTTEN, NOTHING IS FORGOTTEN!"). The board description was changed from "a new home for Kuzzycucks" to "the schan that was promised". The board name was changed from "thekuzzy.win restored" to "The Kuzzy". While changing the CSS, it's briefly fucked up causing some butthurt.[56] There's also now a counter that shows a number beside all posts in a thread, but I don't know what that'd be useful for.
Some guy started saying "brewery brewery brewery brewery" after every post which at first was pretty funny. Kuzzycucks also came up with an edit of pepe with his skin turned white and looking a bit creepy, it has no name yet but people decided it'd be used as a bait image for when you make a thread complaining about how much of a DNB The Kuzzy is, if it catches on that is. As of right now The Kuzzy is 10x faster than The Shemmy and makes 1000x more culture.
On June 29th, while fighting a Kyle Cumslut spammer, the Endchan admin Shiban accidentally deleted the pinned thread and the first thread on the board[57], before apologizing.[58] W.T. Neutraleyes then made the new pinned thread, which says "A long time ago there was was a promise to made schan, and I can confidently say that you're browsing it right now". It also plugs his accounts on Pitch and Dread, two darknet forums.[59]
On June 22th, the drawGOD who makes most of the Kuz Gay Sex (KGS) gemmies did a short Q&A where he said his fetishes are "piss large breasts machines nipple stimulation pregnancy large areolas lactation and that's it I think". [60] In the same thread you can also see an example of the "because my content is better" foodist spambot phrase that Kuzzycucks around this point started saying ad nauseam because it's funny.[61] Some schizo blames the recent Crosspointe Community Church shooting on the low PPH,[62] even doe it regularly spikes to >120.
The next day, a short-lived copypasta made its rounds on The Kuzzy:
the chinny is unc
the kuzzy is brainrot
the shemmy is cooked
like if you agree
It was in response to this that some absolutely motherfuckingretardedGOD had the bright idea to link it to his fucking grandma on Telegram[63], to the horror of everyone else: "NOOOOOO WHAT THE FUCK NIGGER", "KUZZYCUCKS... YOU JUST DON'T DO THAT", and "just. shut. it. down", we just some of the responses to this. Let that sink in. You can see the screenshot he posted here.
For the ongoing Operatsiya Kuzzywin someone posted more pictures of a lemon with Mamekhan drawn on it. [64] In an overwhelmingly shit tier thread with Aurahog (kuzzy VERY dnb.png) as its OP, someone spammed "i have phimosis" 40 times.[65] >Hilarious! Kuzzyborea man admits thrice to having a serious penis condition[66]
Someone also trekked with a piece of bread, a couple tomatoes, and cheese slices into some dark fucking forest, drew Kuz's face on the bread with a shitty green marker, and slapped it on the ground before taking a picture with his phone's flash on. He then posted it on The Kuzzy: "only one (1) other Kuzzycuck is needed to turn the world into a kuz sandwich".[67]
On June 24th, Kuzzycucks raided ytdraws.onrender.com, a site like Pixel Planet but it changes a YouTube video's thumbnail.[68] The whole canvas was ruled by sharty soyteens, so it was decided that SOYJAK.ST would be replaced with THEKUZZY.WIN. It quickly became noticed by the sharty, and for many shartycacas this was their first time on The Kuzzy. You can see them panicking and freaking out at The Kuzzy, as well as discovering that the 'cado spammer who got coinslot banned and a shit ton of cado pictures hashbanned was a Kuzzycuck.[69] Anyway, their numbers got the best of us.
After somebody advertized /soybr/, a new Portuguese-language Endchan soysphere board owned by some guy named Soyjado, on The Kuzzy,[70] Neutraleyes or someone typing like him was seen in the thread saying "Have more aryan on Brazil than Europe, look for the South of Brazil have literally Germany farm on all locations."[71]
What else happened on this day? Well an aryan beast decided to post his fucking dick pic on The Kuzzy as part of Operatsiya Kuzzywin.[76] Just 2 hours after someone posted this:[77]
It seems this pepe demoralization thread really got under this retards skin, prompting him to expose his cock to the rest of the internet. Maybe he had some sense of honor or duty in protecting Kuzzycucks from accusations that they all have TWPs with pretty little pink ribbons wrapped around them, or that every Kuzzycuck has phimosis. But, he posted two pictures, one in his compression shorts and the other with his erect BWC. On a sheet of paper he drew "thekuzzy.win" and Kuz crying, even doe it was a le hecking awesomesauce moment in the history of the site.
Someone quickly made an edit of the dick pic being surrounded by Kuzzy culture, with froot striping wrapping around the cock, Neutraleyes kneeling, Glup looking out from behind the dick, Kyle Kuzzy blushing and aura hog. It got turned into a banner that was added to the site.
On the 26th of June, Bobody would join The Kuzzy and post an AI video of a pregnant giraffe being rescued by humans because wild animals can't give birth in the big 25[78][79]
The video is confusing and gross, and littered with problematic dogwhistles much like gigafly. Satan himself ended up connecting this shit to the beloved Kuzzycuck phrase "let that sink in", which can be variously translated as "womp womp", "tsmt", "desu", or "though".[80] After Kuzzycucks reacted with righteous disgust, kuzzypublicpublish nonetheless ended up uploading the video, to which YouTube itself responded by auto-deleting the fucking video like it was CSAM, further promoting the alt-right conspiracy theory. Let that sink in.
There was also a fairly interesting Kuz research/archive thread made on this day, which if you're interested in him I recommend you check out here or here. It basically centers on chat logs and drama between Kuz and Lolicon, the founder of Heyuri. Kuz is seen to have a bipolar, turbulent personality. Kuzzypublicpublish made a video about it.
Neutraleyes simply said "I laughed" on some ESL brazillian /soybr/ thread and got some seethe.[81][82]
The Kuz sandwich was finally complete on the 27th of June in the big '25, someone took a fucking polaroid picture of a Kolyma employee Neutralplier from his monitor and attached it to a sandwich with (is that electrical tape?) before going to a nearby beach or something and taking a picture.[83][84] It was about time also, because Operatsiya Kuzzywin was concluded the next day.
There was more soybr drama on the 27th: someone was able to convince Soyjado to draw Huehuehuekhan, which lead to the fucking meltdown "por que vocΓͺ desenhou isso? por que diabos vocΓͺ estΓ‘ colaborando com o inimigo?!!!?" (translation: "Why did you draw this? Why are you collaborating with the enemy? !!!?").[85][86] There was also a thread made on /soybr/ advertizing Kuzzy culture, whose OP got called a "bastard gringo" and was described as "tormenting us".[87][88] Neutraleyes posted a slopjak mocking /soybr/ users to /kuzzy/'s sticky with the text "Obsessed with us on an unbelievable level" [89] (view picture here). Eventually, Soyjado began posting on various Endchan boards, notably Jorgechan, trying to build a coalition to destroy the "gringos".[90] He likes to self-insert as an SS officer or the psycho wojak.[91]
On June 28, Operatsiya Kuzzywin was complete! Eric made a thread[92][93] with the finished video, a montage of the Operatsiya's photographs set to the theme song of GoldenEye 007. It received immediate praise, and was uploaded to Kuzzypublicpublish. Multiple Kuzzycucks contributed to the project, and were proud of the fruits of their labor. In the video, they are portrayed as secret agents 'jakking up IRL with their Kuzzy culture gemeralds. There are many parts I found entertaining: the guy fucking a glory hole into printed-out Kuz's mouth, froot striping beneath the text "Garbage only", and the Kuzzy sandwich.
Importantly one of the pictures printed out for the Operatsiya and included in the video was The Slopjak mocking /soybr/ users, sticky-taped to a wooden pole near an intersection. Obviously such a dramatic move was bound to provoke a brapzillian counterattack....
All of /soybr/ was deleted[94] with no reason given just 3 hours after the video was released. At the most climactic moment, Soyjado just decided to fucking off himself and his community. This was naturally met with mockery from BOTH Kuzzycucks and Jorgechanners, with users describing it as Soyjado committing seppuku out of sheer shame and humiliation that a "bastard gringo" Kuzzycuck printed out that slopjak and taped it to a wooden pole IRL.[95][96]
The Endchan board reached 10,000 posts on June 30[97][98], which was also Kuz's 37th birthday.[99][100]
We now have an official Cytube, https://cytu.be/r/kuzzyboils. Cytubes are a massive part of kuzzy culture. That grim time of kakso is so long behind us; let's ΠΠΏΠ΅ΡΡΠ΄ ΠΊ ΠΏΠΎΠ±Π΅Π΄Π΅. I encourage anyone and everyone to join the cytube and participate, however in order to prevent a repeat of what happen last time there are rules: no shock content, no animal abuse content, nor pedophilic content, shall be allowed on the cytube. As for freaks who break the rules, I do have a liason with Cytube staff. Pick your poison
Firstly, he began posting the announcements at 6:17AM New York time, not 7AM. This was probably to capitalize on the momentum before it died down. "That grim time of kakso" is a weird way to phrase it, especially in an important announcement. As you will read more of later, his English is shit and he's most definitely an ESL. He doesn't grasp the deeper nuances of the English language, and so will often use corny phrases such as "Pick your poison", not understanding the complex and illogical connotations people have for their languages, which is very common and excusable among learners. His grammar is also poor, possibly suggesting sleep deprivation and implying it was nighttime for him as he wrote the announcements.
For those wondering, "ΠΠΏΠ΅ΡΡΠ΄ ΠΊ ΠΏΠΎΠ±Π΅Π΄Π΅" means "Forward to victory" and was a Red Army slogan in WW2 and beyond.
This announcement also features his first mention of a "liason" with Cytube, something that he sometimes mentions in the kuzzycucks cytube to scare off rule-breakers.[101]That's aryan shemmycuck
Negotiations are well under way for the purchase of squirral party (https://thatsnuts.online). It's a very slow, chill board, which we will colonize, and turn into a rapid, a-list part of the soysphere. The payment will not necessarily have to be financial: or so Squoot has told me. There is a "carrot and a stick" system in place for Squoot; for us kuzzycucks to own this site will be massive, but for us not to, well let's just say the nss will be re-established to defend us from the bad blood that Squoot might chose to start between our community and his small, dead site. I will do anything and everything to make sure a deal falls through, because IT'S WHAT IS BEST FOR US, THE KUZZY. I admire thatsnuts.online; a place of hospitality and comfiness. In fact, just looking at its "Recent Images" section, I count two kuzzes, and one furry in the outfit of kuz. Kuzzy culture? I think so.
There are lots of things we kuzzycucks should do to secure our own site; first and foremost legitimacy. People just don't find something that has a subdomain or is part of another site to be authentic or capable. I'll end off by reiterating what I said to Squoot: "it's a matter of life or death. you want an influx of users? we have just that, but it will require some MAJOR CHANGES to your site in order to make it more welcoming to us - WE have the bargaining postion, not you."
He can't spell "squirrel" right, especially considering it's in an important highlighted part of his announcement. His threat to revive the NSS is a thinly-veiled way of saying "If you don't do this I will DDoS and spam your site with CP" He isn't a pedophile doe. Saying "I will do anything and everything" seems to reinforce this. Notice how Neutraleyes simultaneously praised ("I admire thatsnuts.online; a place of hospitality and comfiness") and threatened Squirrel Party; the "carrot" and the "stick". In this announcement particularly he gives off China's Final Warning vibes, but it remains to be seem if it's actually gonna be a bluff. In the second paragraph he says a trvthnvke and leaks an excerpt of his correspondence with Squoot.
Nukuz is gone and will never come back. The Kolyma Revival Project's website will rot until its 1- or 2-year plan with the domain registrar expires. I have tried to contact him again and again and again, even for a farewell q&a, but it appears he has made up his mind. Nukuz was a legend; he founded an imageboard that in like 5 days skyrocketed to many times the current posts we have on this board. He might have lost access to his password manager, and so his entire online life was destroyed, but that is my guess. Nukuz, if you are reading this, could you send me an email, and we will figure out something for the community? thekuzzy.win domain name, etc
Neutraleyes was reiterating community consensus here. Nobody expected or expects NuKuz to return. But with an authority figure's assertion of him NEVER returning and his complete inactivity even when contacted by his successor, I can't help but think he was subtly urging Kuzzycucks to see him as a traitor. This makes sense because the less praise NuKuz gets, the easier it would be for Neutraleyes to become more popular than him. And I don't really have much of a problem with this, because NuKuz really is a traitor who never bothered to put in the least amount of effort to transfer the site to someone. He probably powertripped about both starting and killing The Kuzzy, and assuming he's still around but just ghosting everyone, he probably refuses to even privately email Neutraleyes out of the resentment that a guy who was supposed to be a low-ranking nobody decided to revive "his" community and "usurp" him.
We don't know about the relationship between NuKuz and Neutraleyes while the former was still active, but, despite what I said in the previous paragraph, the latter seems to feel reminiscent and to want him back (implying his opinion is complex with both negative and positive feelings).
Neutraleyes's comment on losing access to a password manager feels like Copium or something because he might not believe his predecessor was capable of just fucking off abruptly like that.
When he mentions "misspelling" the picrel, he's referring to the image he attached to it, which was NuKuz smiling and his thumbs up, a love heart behind him, and the text "WE MISS YOU".
The whole staff team has been let go. That includes KickTURKEYfromNATO. He was a troublemaker and degen, whom I never got along with. He sent me fetish art of giantesses and asked me to trade. As I said in the email, i only didn't let him go earlier because I was afraid it would affect the PPH. Well we don't have to worry about that anymore. In the meantime, I'm looking into hiring someone. I had a nice email exchange with a certain guy from >>>/tech/.
This was a very retarded and brash decision in my opinion, and I let my opinion known at the time. I was proven right based on how often there's nasty shit on The Kuzzy for hours now. (circa June 12).
The giantess thing sounds like an excuse to me, because nobody, absolutely NOBODY, sends stuff like that to their boss out of the blue. It implies they privately discussed giantess and macrophilia together (OH NO NO!!!).
KickTURKEYfromNATO was a known pedo who queued videos of little girls on the Cytube during the first or second Cytube Age (I don't remember which), so I speculate what actually happened was some days prior Neutraleyes read a post talking about what KickTURKEYfromNATO queued, and decided to let go of him because of that, NOT because of giantess gemmies.
When he describes KickTURKEYfromNATO as a troublemaker, this is a trvthnvke because he once tried to be The Kuzzy's heckin Captain Coal and have Kemono Friends troonslop brim take over the site, to which nobody gave a fuck. He then tried to delete all his posts before Neutraleyes woke up but failed.
There is someone in the kuzzy community I would like to shout out; kuzzypublicpublish, who runs a great YouTube channel for our culture. I'm shouting him out as a clarion call: those industrious kuzzycucks that want to create institutions for the community, please do so
It will be incredibly appreciated. I have an anxiety our culture will die; this is why I created this endchan board - because when we post with shemmy users, we mold together, we become as one, and lose our unique identity. LOOK AT HOW FAST THIS THREAD GOT, PLEASE HELP THE KUZZY LIVE ON, AND WE ARE FAR FROM OVER
I hope people forgive me for what they might think of me. That I'm a rulecuck or something. I am far more complex than that, and have FUNDAMENTALLY our best interest at heart
We all remember the email from kuz to nukuz. If you don't, I have attached it picrel. This email was truly momentous; it established "kuz" as a title, something that will be passed on through the years. Kuz is a legend, will certainly always be a legend, and will be remembered for years to come. He just achieved what people never did. He is the most famous person in the soysphere by far. Yuri Mikhailovich Kuznetsov, whether you like it or not, dwarfs people like Quote. And we, the kuzzycucks, are the stewards of his legacy. I will always remember yuri kuznetsov till the day I die, and im sure you will too.
Let's cut to the point
The position of "kuz", as defined in the email, is currently vacant. There is as i have mentioned before no reason to expect nukuz will return; and consequently the chair is vacant. I will not selfishly, greedily seize the position for myself, but it must be democratically elected. I feel like we, kuzzycucks, should hold a KHANclave to decide who shall take the position of kuz. And so plans are under way for just that; stay tuned
As for the removal of a kuz, it can be decided in two ways: one, the kuz announces resignment. The other way is if he disappears, doesn't do any activity for a significant period of time. this is the online world's equivalent of death, so therefore it removes you as kuz, so another person can assume it
And on July 22th, he would bring back The Kuzzy with a new captcha system that same day, Quote would try to bot it but failed, with this, the smuta era of The Kuzzy would end bringing back order
The site has been offline since September 2, it turns out in the Telegram that NuKuz had gotten tired of running the site and recommending users to move the Chinny [102] which can also help because the site redirects to Chinny.
TheKuzzy's sister site, Seinechan, was up as of September 4th, 2025, but then shut down all together. All other Kuzzy sites such as the Booru was unplugged.
With the site being down, a user who was running a personal project noticed it being down and opened a bunker for Kuzzycucks here https://board.10001mb.com/kuz/βDead Link. Though it appears many of them have started moving to the 'cuck. [103][104]
A couple of things would be made in the 10001chan era for the community such as a Steam group [105]
On October 30th, 10001Chan would go down, along with the bunker,[106] leading to most likely The Kuzzy's the Kuzzy's death. That is, until..
Seemingly in early 2026, they would grief the sharty's Pixel Planet mural once again[107]. The board seems to be slightly more active as well, however they have the same exact unfunny humor as Chinnycucks, the reason why however it's because initially no one wanted to use Coswork's Shemmy Endchan bunker so, many Shemmycucks moved in there as well.
On January of 2026, the board would get a new owner named Rosirbae or Yagubibi, he seems to be a very /calm/ admin that doesn't plan to change that much about the current state of The Kuzzy.
On February of 2026, The Kuzzy begun creating a Kuzist clandestine group similar to the ANF (Anti-Nusoicacaist Front) the motivations is that they needed to expand their influence elsewhere with the objective to always remain somewhere. However, many Kuzzyboils are not motivated since they think they don't have the manpower for this to be successful or just simply seeing it as some schizo LARP.
On April of 2026, a massive schizo thread is created, based on a 'toss of the Polish lithuanian commonwealth.
They began creating a image collage explaining the current state of the NuSharty, how it's a devastated imageboard filled with slaves to janitors that don't revolve against their jannies and allow forced tranny memes to be put into them and that they don't allow to ban evade or raid peacefully.
On the 21st of June 2026, the original domain was brought back with a blank page displaying the text "SQQN". Later it turned into a page where you click on the screen and it plays music with a chibi Kuz dancing and text saying "TheKuzzy.win isn't online yet, but you can listen to some music while you're here!"[if I remember correctly]. thekuz.win was also bought and had a video of Kuz dancing with Doll entering, then changed to the same page.
On the 24th of June 2026, the site officially went up on a new imageboard software, Kchan, The site's new owner plans to move it to Vichan again. thekuz.win would become a Kuzzy booru.
It was moved to vichan by June 30, 2026, but catalog mode did not work and images didn't appear on the front page. Both thekuzzy.win and thekuz.win would go offline. It has been down ever since, This is because there is a server transfer and the owner is busy. It is highly likely that the site will return on another imageboard software than vichan, due to the hackings. And as it turns out, The Kuzzy had a new software, the name is unknown but NuNuKuz coded it himself after the Vichan hack.
As of August 1st, NuNuKuz plans on releasing The Kuzzy once again after he takes a nap, but on August 2nd says it was a lie, but a janny leaked the date at August 4th, but this hasn't been confirmed by any janitors, moderators or administrators yet. The site returned on the 2nd of August alongside a wiki. With the owner giving a statement;
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So, more than a month has passed since I shut down thekuzzy.win for what turned out to be a very long maintenance period. I'd like to apologize for that and explain why it took so long for the site to be up again.
Before I start my explanation, I'd like to address something to the SNCA/SECApedia editors: why are you guys purposely mistaking me for another person? Even when I explained it in /kgs/. I'm Kuri, not Koot. From what I've heard, Koot once stated that he's the current owner of Kuzzy, which is a lie. Though, I don't know if he really said that. Can you perhaps finally hear me out and stop spreading misinformation about me, please?
I'd also like to mention that I'm not a foodist, and I don't participate in any other failtroll groups.
About the shutdown
Basically, the reason it was down for so long is because I had some problems in my real life. After those problems were resolved, I took a little vacation in southern Siberia. It was pretty nice there. I can even share some timestamps if someone wants to see them.
The site was already ready to be launched again while I was there, but I wouldn't have been able to moderate it due to the internet problems there. But now I'm back home, and I can run the site again.
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- Kuri
August 17th, the Kuzzy decided to spam images on Soyposter.party of Kuz, DNB, and Solomon Henderson as a form of raiding. Eventually the catty was cleaned up and wordfilters were added that automatically banned Kuzzykikes from raiding the site.
The site under Kuri uses the imageboard software, Escapechan, designed to replicate Makaba. The Kolyma Wiki was also established by Coswork16 after talking with Kuri, it is set up on the soyjak.win domain and mirrored to on wiki.thekuz.win.
On the 5th of August, 2026, soyjak.st and all affiliated sites would go down, causing many splinterGODs to rejoice, a thread on the Kuzzy is created for the situation, where it is discovered that a bunker was set up, A24 Party, It was raided and ultimately destroyed for a time by the Kuzzy[108], but other splinters such as the Chaddy had minor efforts to raid it. Unfortunately, it would return as more of a DNB than ever, with a broken MPA system. The sharty would later return under a 'new owner'.
βΆβ## Admin ## Fri 07 Aug 2026 /14:10:55/ No.1894[Quote]
I'm tired, I give up. You can post anything you want, except 'p. It's just not what I wanted the kuzzy to be. I wanted a Kolyma-themed imageboard. Instead, I got people who are trying to convince me pedophilia is funny and that there's nothing wrong with posting it.
I don't like moralfagging, but are you out of your fucking minds? You give these fucking degenerate soyfags an inch of freedom, and they immediately go back to their favorite thing - pedophilia. Out of your goddamn minds, I swear.
And don't tell me you're not a soyfag. You're ALL the same. EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU is a soyfag if you use /soy/. Every. Last. One
The site would go into maintenance yet again for days on end, Finally returning on the Vichan engine like the first kuzzy, the difference being that it was the leaked soyjak.party source with the datamining features removed. Barely a few days into Vichan returning, Kuri already said he wants to move software again.
Around this time, sentiment for the revival of KolymaNET itself began to grow rather than the Kuzzy itself, kolyma.cc was registered, with the wiki being moved to info.kolyma.cc, A Vidlii clone was created at watch.kolyma.cc, and a 9ch revival on bbs.kolyma.cc. Nedelya also came forward and started work on a KolymaSTAT revival as well as an Ayashii World instance.
On September 4, 2026, a Kuzzyboil posted a thread on The Kuzzy's /soy/ board, showing Ukraine's AfU being unchecked with rampant nazism and other atrocities. Shocked by this, The Kuzzy would begin advocating for Russia's total victory.
The main goals are:
Total Hohol Death (THD)
Do these banderite hohols a favor by sending them to meet their idol.
Achieving multipolarity
For too long has the world been forced into unipolartiy by Western-Backed NGOs pushing decadent ideals and making our brothers slaves to consumerism.
Denazifying the soysphere
The soysphere has been overrun by worshippers of Bandera's master. Only by making them follow their leader can we cleanse it.
Bringing back the Kuzzy after announcing his come back on Telegram and the kuzzy endchan bunker.
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July 22 of 2025 - September 2 of 2025
42 Days
In total: 2 months, 3 weeks and 5 days.
NuKuz
Erik
The first and only admin of the 10001Chan Kuzzy bunker. Was anonymous during his time as the bunker admin. Would later become a Manager under the Kuri era. According to his own words, he joined the Kuzzy on day one, even being the creator of the original Kyle Kuzzy 'jak.
None
September 4 of 2025 - October 30 of 2025
56 Days
In total: 2 months.
Erik (de-facto)
Rosirbae
The second admin of the kuzzy's Endchan bunker. Considered relatively /calm/ and neutral.
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January 25 of 2026 - Incumbent
Present
Rosirbae (de-facto)
Kuri Yuznetsov
aka. NuNuKuz and Yuz. The first admin since NuKuz who can be considered "de-jure" due to operating on the kuzzy's original domain, albeit he wasn't part of the original administration.
Met Kuri in a Telegram group chat called "The Kuzzy Retirement Home" in early summer 2026, and joined the staff not long after as a janny and later as an administrator. Creator and former admin of the Kuzzy's wiki.[109] Was considered controversial due to his (mostly past) affiliation with certain people and his history.
He would get fired after deleting misogynistic threads on thekuzzy.win.
Same as Kuri.
June 21 of 2026 - September 12th, 2026
83 days
In total: 2 month, 3 weeks and 1 day.
Nedelya
Larp of Kuz's fake wife, Nedelya Kuznetsova. Nedelya is a part of the Nukolyma team and is responsible for developing many of the sites in the network, such as Ayashii and Kolyma News Navigator. Xhe is generally well liked within the Kuzzy community and has contributed a lot to the team.
Same as Kuri.
August 19 of 2026 - Incumbent
Present
timotekino
just started does polls and democracy or something and is assadist patriot
October 9 of 2026 - Incumbent
present
timotekino
Notes
βSite first went up on the 24th of June, and had a long down-time afterwards until the 4th of August, 2026.
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