Lie

This article is literally about lies. Do not take anything written here as a fact. It is very likely this entire article is a complete work of fiction.

THIS ARTICLE IS A HOAX The subject of this article is about as real as the Shoally is alive. Take everything below with a grain of sproke.

Lies are (((Jewish))).

The universal symbol of a Lie

A Lie, is the complete opposite of a Fact, where instead of spreading wholesome 100 Snopes-verified facts you are spewing out awful radioactive CNN backed lies created to change the way people think.

Where do I find "Liars"

You can find them on Reddit, A place where millions of people lie to themselves for fake internet points. This is a cancer and something which everyone hates. Our next section is on...

How to Fight Lies or Liars.

1. Check Snopes or Politifact for a verified, truthful answer.
2. Ask the liar for a source
3. Downvote the liar and report
4. Call the liar a nigger
5. Report your lie to your local police station where they will find the culprit, and spoonfeed them estrogen until they die

List of Lies

This section, ironically, is a Tanzanite Truthnuke

• HWNBAG
• HWABASFBBC
• Sproke for breakfast is an unhealthy and disgusting meal that will give you all the diseases you need to start off right.
• YWABAW
• Zero equals infinity
• /qa/ lost
• /lgbt/ won
• You are retarded
• You will eat the bugs
• You will live in a pod
• You will own nothing
• You will never be happy
• The life has to be meaningless
• You are aryan
• Your nuvariant will catch on ^{(evandoe it will)meds NOW}
• the jews or something
• Everybody likes you all the time
• george floyd didn’t deserve to die
• soyjakwiki and soybooru wabag^[Marge...]
• Vlodson isn't a gem
• Furgods won
• Zillyjaks are gems and not satanic antimatter

See also

• Fact
• Hypocrisy