Woodchipper

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Woodchipper is the gem that saved the Party!

An example of a woodchipper

The Woodchipper (also known as Wood Chipper) is an aryan machine invented by the white men of Hyperborea for the purpose of punishing and killing pedophiles.

Usage

The woodchipper is used by inserting a body part of the subject pedophile inside the big hole and blood and guts will come out of the smaller part or something like that. It is recommended to put the pedo feet first if you want to maximize the pain. Contrary to popular belief, woodchippers are rarely used to to chip wood, this is due to the fact that most men are strong enough to do this with their bare hands, as result the woodchipper more commonly by soyboys that lack the testosterone and strength needed for manual labor and compensate by using a machine instead. << op wrote this after failing to lift some stacked chairs in his school and got embarrassed Woodchippers also aren't commonly used by jeets and muslims because they are too stupid to know how to operate one.

Trannies and redditors have spread hate speech against woodchippers because they argue chuds use it to demonize valid trans womexns instead of pedophiles. However that argument can easily be debunked by pointing out that every tranny is a pedophile.

A soy version of a wood chipper

Relations to the Sharty

Every time one gets banned by pedophilia, a woodchipper gets brought to their location to punish them.^{[it just is, ok?]} Alternatively, Froot has admitted to putting his dick inside a woodchipper once, which coincidentally is the reason he lost his foreskin. This IS true, was fact checked by Snopes and you WILL NOT investigate further.

Trivia

• Epstein, who didn't kill himself, was murdered via a woodchipper.
• Woodchippers were regularly used in Nazi Germany to kill the joos.
• If you post the word "wood chipper" on the Jassy, you automatically get banned.
• Most woodchippers are actually white, doe they have slowly been replaced by black woodchippers.
• Wood chippers started being equipped with solar pannels to avoid climate change.