Woodchipper
The Woodchipper (also known as Wood Chipper) is an aryan machine invented by the white men of Hyperborea for the purpose of punishing and killing pedophiles.
Usage[edit | edit source]
The woodchipper is used by inserting a body part of the subject pedophile inside the big hole and blood and guts will come out of the smaller part or something like that. It is recommended to put the pedo feet first if you want to maximize the pain. They were originally designed to chip wood, but eventually someone found out a more important and noble use for them. Woodchippers aren't commonly used by jeets and muslims because they are too stupid to know how to operate them.
Trannies and redditors have spread hate speech against woodchippers because they argue chuds use it to demonize valid trans womexns instead of pedophiles. However that argument can easily be debunked by pointing out that every tranny is a pedophile.
Relations to the Sharty[edit | edit source]
Every time one gets banned for pedophilia, a woodchipper gets brought to their location to punish them.[it just is, ok?] Alternatively, Froot has admitted to putting his dick inside a woodchipper once, which coincidentally is the reason he lost his foreskin. This IS true, was fact checked by Snopes and you WILL NOT investigate further.
Trivia[edit | edit source]
- Epstein, who didn't kill himself, was murdered via a woodchipper.
- Woodchippers were regularly used in Nazi Germany to kill the joos.
- Most woodchippers are actually white, doe they have slowly been replaced by black woodchippers.
- Wood chippers started being equipped with solar pannels to avoid climate change.
