Islam

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>Though maybe you were looking for The most notable muslim in the soysphere?

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Islam is (((Jewish))).

ALLAHU AKBAAAR!!!

Pisslam, also known as "The nigger of religions", is a 7th century christian heresy that spawned from the sandiest shitholes of Early Middle-age Arabia as a combination of earlier ebionite and gnostic teachings. The followers of it call themselves Muslims; Muslim means "subhuman" , they're called that because it's all about submitting to Allah (an Arabian lunar deity closely linked with the Mesopotamian Baal, even though arab christians use that name too). Their holy book is the Quran which is claimed to be the word of God revealed upon the (false) prophet Muhammad, PISS be upon him. An important aspect of Islam is its falsehood, as Christ iz da REEL kang. Remember; Muhammad is currently ripped in half in hell, boiling in piss.

After inventing pisslam, MAPhammed then married a 6 year old, kissed a man, raped his dead aunt's corpse and ack'd. Most "people" who follow islam are all horny, violent browns who live in Europe because most (if not all) Islamic countries are shit.

On the 'arty

Soot deleting mudslime threads

Muslims comprise approximately 8% of the sharty's population.

Early History

Early sharty islamic history was seemingly full of extremist/terrorist larp. Under Soot, muslims were tolerated albeit soot did delete the islamic culture thread on /webm/, citing glownigger concerns (full of terrorist shit). Muslims were also a major belligerent of Soyvil War 1, through Dawah. Kuz was kind to muslims and even displayed some signs of converting to islam, even though he would get stoned under sharia for being a shota faggot or something. Doll continued kuz's policies and even temporarily created the /dawla/ board. Froot however attacked muslims the most by means of the Great Purge, where he falsely created the /dawla/ board and banned everyone who posted in it, even banning many non-muslim 'teens in the crossfire.

Later history

Modern sharty islamic history is marked by events such as the Portuguese-Islamic War, several Countrywars and religion wars on the booru, and the rise of Warrior-'P.

What can you do in Islam?

Nothing. There is no fun under Islam. In Islam you can't:

• Listen to Nigger Music (das aryan shemmycuck). Albeit certain types of music are allowed.
• Play Minecraft, Fortnite, or any video game because 99% of them contain music and with games like minecraft the idea of creating your own world is blasphemous (who said that) and Fortnite depicts islamic churches as blasphemous ^{[is there a numiddleeast map or something?]} as well as having women without a hijab and it has gambling elements (only games like CSGO does but you can just simply avoid those and continute playing). Fallout is also banned because the idea of gambling is wrong^{[that's not one of fallout's main themes though]}. Anything you like is banned
• Have pictures of family members, animals, friends, or memories in your house
• Consume Alcoholic beverages (smoking is completely fine and not banned though)
• Gamble in any way, even if its fake money and there is no real consequence. Doing it recreationally is also a huge no-no.
• You can't draw anything with faces (yes that includes your funny woahjaks)^{OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO WARRIOR-Z WHAT IS THIS}
• Having a pet dog

(You) can be Trans though 🥀🥀🥀

Mohammed

>Pedohammad was BLACKED (JEETED) (this isn't actually authentic thoughever) < meds, this is a cope (it just is, okay??)

Mohamed was a brain dead schizophrenic who was suicidal, slept with 8 gorillion underage children, and was history's first incel trans chud.^{[it just is, ok?]} He also felt his aorta being cut on his death, just as he predicted for if he had disobeyed the voices in his head (even doe those aortas are originally different arabic words meant to refer to different parts of the aorta which would've sounded weird if written in the english translation of the surah so it was simplified to just "aorta" or something)

Xe also got sodomized by bibisea. One hecking inauthentic hadith describes a trip with maphammad and xis friend and how he got 'ridden' by multiple tall dark skinned unclothed figures who looked like men from India that had big genitals, (albeitdoe their genitals were not visible)

be muslim

>be sandnigger
>dreaming about your 72 whores all night
>wake up
>beat disobedient bitch wife
>start thinking about yeah yeah sinware throwing a fucking stick at a idf drone before dying. So brave....
>get dressed
>Scream "ALLAH ACKBAR" 99 times
>good deed counter goes up by one
>go to mosque
>speak in shitskin
>get bored
>arrive at the isis base
>bomb 120 people (100 children, 3 women, and 17 men)
>alhamdillah, we're allah's vinedressers
>get paid 10 good deeds for my heroic deeds
>run 4 mayor
>win because everybody who lives in my city is retarded
>idea.png
>go preach at speakers corner about how jew worship bad and why sandnigger worship good
>Aryan christcuck debating me
>heh, I got this.png
>tell him that trinity makes no sense
>christcuck says Man is all three. There is never a time that man has existed (or could exist) without all three.
>try to checkmate that xtain by saying dis maek nu sense
>xtian says mohammed(JAKPARTY) came 500 years after yeshua so he's not reliable
>This puzzles me because mohammed(jakparty) was a (((profit))) from allah
>before I panic, I bring up muh paul bad or something
>xtian tells me that the apostles approved paul's teachings
>die from heart attack
>Appear before the Allah(SWT)
>Imagine seeing mohammed (JAKPARTY) fucking 20 little girls and French-kissing little boys
>God I wish this were me
>ask to enter heaven instantly because of good deeds and shahada
>get dragged to hell to get punished for my sins accordingly
>ACKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

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