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Islam
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Islam, also known as "The nigger of religions" or "pisslam", is a 7th century christian heresy. The followers of it call themselves Muslims; Muslim means "subhuman," they're called that because it's all about submitting to Allah (An arabian lunar diety closely linked with the mesopotamian Baal, evendoe arab christians use that name too). Their holy book is the Quran which is claimed to be the word of God revealed upon the (false) prophet Muhammad, PISS be upon him. An important aspect of Islam is its falsehood, as Christ is the way, the truth and the life, and nobody comes to the father if not through him. Remember; muhammad is currently ripped in half in hell, boiling in piss.
He then married 6 year old, kissed a man, raped his dead aunt's corpse and died. Most "people" who follow islam are all horny, violent browns who live in europe because most(if not all) islamic countries are shit.
What can you do in Islam?
Nothing. There is no fun under Islam. In Islam you can't:
- Listen to Nigger Music (das aryan shemmycuck). Albeit certain types of music are allowed.
- Play Minecraft, Fortnite, Or any video game because it contains music and with games like minecraft the idea of creating your own world is blasphemous (who said that) and Fortnite depicts islamic churches as blasphemous (marge, is there a numiddleeast map or something?)[1] as well as having women without a hijab and has gambling elements (only games like csgo does but you can just simply avoid those and continute playing)[2]. Fallout is also banned because the idea of gambling is wrong (not unless it actually wastes money like how im wasting braincells by correcting this poorly written page) . Anything you like is banned
- Have pictures of family members, animals, friends, or memories in your house[3]
- Consume Alcoholic beverages (smoking is completely fine and not banned though?[4]it's destructive to ones health so i suppose it's considered haram.)
- Gamble in any way, Even if its fake money and there is no real consquence (no one says this). Doing it recreationally is also a huge no no
- You can't draw anything with faces (yes that includes your funny woahjaks)[5]
(You) can be Trans though --------> you just said that attempting to replicate or manipulate god's creation (like drawings) is prohibited in islam, stop contradicting yourself you chrike ts goofy ahh nigger really think he know more abt islam than ayatollah khomeini[6] 🥀🥀🥀
Mohammed
Mohamed was a brain dead schizophrenic who was suicidal[7], slept with 8 gorillion underage children, and was history's first incel trans chud.[it just is, ok?] He also felt his aorta being cut on his death[8], just as he predicted for if he had disobeyed the voices in his head[9] (even doe those aortas are originally different arabic words meant to refer to different parts of the aorta which wouldve sounded weird if written in the english translation of the surah so it was simplified to just "aorta" or something)
Xe also got sodomized by bibisea. One hecking inauthentic[10] hadith describes a trip with maphammad and xis friend and how he got 'ridden' by multiple tall dark skinned unclothed figures who looked like men from India that had big genitals, (albeitdoe their genitals were not visible)
There was recently a hadith that was discovered about the "al-zutt" (essentially a tribe of pajeets). The hadith basically stated that Muhammad (jeets be upon him) went to meet a group of five zutts and they anally raped him all night long.[11] When this hadith was discovered, it was memed heavily on 4chan causing extreme seethe from mudslimes, with various copes from "it's an israeli psyop" to "this hadith is weak o algo".
be muslim
>be sandnigger
>dreaming about your 72 whores all night
>wake up
>beat disobedient bitch wife
>start thinking about yeah yeah sinware throwing a fucking stick at a idf drone before dying. So brave....
>get dressed
>Scream "ALLAH ACKBAR" 99 times
>good deed counter goes up by one
>go to mosque
>speak in shitskin
>get bored
>arrive at the isis base
>bomb 120 people (100 children, 3 women, and 17 men)
>alhamdillah, we're allah's vinedressers
>get paid 10 good deeds for my heroic deeds
>run 4 mayor
>win because everybody who lives in my city is retarded
>idea.png
>go preach at speakers corner about how jew worship bad and why sandnigger worship good
>Aryan christcuck debating me
>heh, I got this.png
>tell him that trinity makes no sense
>christcuck says Man is all three. There is never a time that man has existed (or could exist) without all three.
>try to checkmate that xtain by saying dis maek nu sense
>xtian says mohammed(JAKPARTY) came 500 years after yeshua so he's not reliable
>This puzzles me because mohammed(jakparty) was a (((profit))) from allah
>before I panic, I bring up muh paul bad or something
>xtian tells me that the apostles approved paul's teachings
>die from heart attack
>Appear before the Allah(SWT)
>Imagine seeing mohammed (JAKPARTY) fucking 20 little girls and French-kissing little boys
>God I wish this were me
>ask to enter heaven instantly because of good deeds and shahada
>get dragged to hell to get punished for my sins accordingly
>ACKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
aw hell naww brvh wtfffff
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Gallery of Islam gems
Citations
- ↑ https://www.scmp.com/week-asia/politics/article/3140205/fortnite-faces-ban-indonesia-after-minister-brands-it
- ↑ https://www.linkedin.com/posts/halal-rule_is-fortnite-halal-in-islam-no-fortnite-activity-7161952997982355456-Y2yl
- ↑ https://islamqa.info/en/answers/20325/is-keeping-pictures-prohibited-in-islam
- ↑ https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_smoking_bans
- ↑ https://islamqa.info/en/answers/72915/is-drawing-faces-prohibited
- ↑ https://doi.org/10.1080%2F15532739.2016.1250239
- ↑ https://www.answering-islam.org/Silas/suicide.htm
- ↑ https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Muhammad#Death
- ↑ https://quran.com/al-haqqah/44-46
- ↑ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sj_QQsghkqs&t=272s
- ↑ https://fawaaids.com/2023/12/10/the-night-of-the-jinn-with-abdullah-ibn-masud/ Ibn Mas’ūd narrated : The Messenger of Allāh (ﷺ) performed ‘Ishā, then he turned and asked for me. He took my hand and we set out until I came to the wide valley of Makkah. He drew a line for me and said to me: ‘Stay within this line, and do not cross it, for indeed there shall come some men to you, but do not speak to them for they shall not speak to you, and if you cross (the line), you will perish. ‘ So I stayed within it. So the Messenger of Allāh (ﷺ) went on a little, as far as one could throw a stone or a little further. While I was sitting within the line, some men/shapes of figures [i.e. jinn] came to me that appeared as if they were black people (i.e. dark people, like from North Africa or India), both their hair and bodies. They were not wearing any clothes but I could not see their private parts, and they were tall and they had little flesh (i.e. slim). Then they returned towards Allāh’s Messenger (ﷺ) and began towering on top of the Messenger of Allāh (ﷺ). The Prophet of Allāh (ﷺ) began to recite the Qur’ān to them. And they started coming to me and surrounding me, and getting in my way. I was extremely scared of them, so I sat down – or words to that effect. When dawn entered, they started to leave. Then the Messenger of Allāh came and entered into the line with me, looking heavy and in pain, or almost like he was in pain from their towering over him. He (ﷺ) said:’I find myself tired’ – or words to that effect. So the Messenger of Allāh (ﷺ) placed his head on my lap to sleep. And the Messenger of Allāh (ﷺ) would snore when he slept. While I was sitting there, after a while, these men came, wearing long white garments, and Allāh knows best how handsome they were. The Messenger of Allāh (ﷺ) had gone to sleep. They came towards me – I was more afraid than I was the first time – a group of them sat at the head of the Messenger of Allāh (ﷺ) and a group at his feet. So some of them said to each other: This servant has been given good, his eyes are asleep, but his heart is awake. Some of them said to one another: Come, let us give him a parable. Some of them said to one another: You coin for him a parable, and we will interpret it, or we will coin for him a parable and you will interpret it. So some of them said to each other: His parable is that of a leader who built a fortified fort, then he placed a table-spread in it and he invites people to eat and drink. So whoever answers his invitation, he eats from his food and drinks from his drink. And whoever does not come and eat his food, or who does not answer his invitation, he will punish him with a severe punishment. The others said: As for the leader, he is the Lord of the worlds, and as for the fort, it is Islām, and the food is Paradise, and he (the prophet) is the one who invites, so whoever follows him will be in Paradise. And whoever does not follow him will be punished. Then the Messenger of Allāh (ﷺ) woke up and said: ‘What did you see, Oh Ibn Umm ‘Abd?’ ‘Abdullāh said: I saw such-and-such. The Prophet (ﷺ) said: ‘Nothing of what they said was hidden from me.’ The Prophet of Allāh (ﷺ) said:’ They are a group of the angels.’ Or he said:’ They are the angels.’ (Musnad Imām Ahmad 3788 – declared Sahīh by Ahmad Shākir. Al-Tirmidhī 2861 – declared Hasan Sahīh by Al-Albānī)
- ↑ 12.0 12.1 https://ghostarchive.org/archive/EsiGL
