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Squirrel
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Nigga I'm Nuts, tagged on the Booru as trend:squirreljakking or subvariant:feralsquirrel, is a gemmy trend in which Soyjak variants are depicted as squirrels, though the most common variant used is of Feraljak.
Twitter users and other immigrants coalify this variant by changing his iconic catchphrase from "nigga i'm nuts" to "this guy's nuts" to avoid being banned, de-platformed, fired from xeir job, evicted from xeir home and raped because THEY SAID THE NONO WORD!!!, they also used him for the "Say the line, (Insert_Soyjak)" trend, which again is tourist coal (they use giga when saying this doe so xitter immigrants are white lol)
Beaver[edit | edit source]
Beaver was a short-lived variant used in soyduels[2], beavers lost btw.
History[edit | edit source]
The presence of Squirreljaks can be traced to August 22, 2021 when User No.4920999 on the ’kway uploaded a low-quality image of the very first Squirreljak with the caption “don’t touch my nuts”. This quickly got it popular as many ’eens referred to the squirrel as a gemerald because of their amusing appearance and nutty aura.
Nutwave[edit | edit source]
Nutwave is an A24, slow-burn, cheap jumpscare free, bone-chilling genre of music inspired by chipmunk song parodies. It is defined by its squeaky voice and sped up tempo.
You can listen to some of these nut-wrenching songs here on the 'iki:
- Alabama Nigger
- Banned young
- Cobbo
- David Thoughie Cobman
- I used to rule the world
- King of Coaljak posters
- Sharty boi
- That's nuts
California FM[edit | edit source]
California FM is a famous radio station stationed somewhere in San Joaquin County, California. It broadcasts California Squirrel News, Phone line with Tommy and various nutwave music. The host of the radio is Tommy Nutterson. Tommy Nutterson is known for his racist position towars british grey squirrels, he often receives mad calls from them about it. Some grey squirrels spread rumour he raped grey squirrel women, but that's just a try of grey squirrels' jealousy. Tommy Nutterson is 3 years old (normal for a squirrel), he is married to unknown red squirrel woman and has 6 children.
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Tommy Nutterson -
Tommy Nutterson (left) and Ronnie McNutt (right) -
Tommy Nutterson and Ronnie McNutt talking about almond and walnut prices and British isles grey problem
Gallery[edit | edit source]
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>The first of many nuts. -
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NIGGA, UR B&! -
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