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'''Salt''', also known as '''NIGGERADMIN''', '''[[Satan|Saltan]]''', '''[[Admin 6]]''', or literally '''[[Quote]]''', is the current administrator of [[soyjak.party]], and the undisputed king of posting radioactive brimstone. Widely considered to be the most catastrophic force to ever hit soyjak.party, Salt is notorious for unbanning every [[gore]] spamming failtroll, promoting gore and other brimstone as "[[newfag repellant]]," gooning to [[DNB]], | '''Salt''', also known as '''NIGGERADMIN''', '''[[Satan|Saltan]]''', '''[[Admin 6]]''', or literally '''[[Quote]]''', is the current administrator of [[soyjak.party]], and the undisputed king of posting radioactive brimstone. Widely considered to be the most catastrophic force to ever hit soyjak.party, Salt is notorious for unbanning every [[gore]] spamming failtroll, promoting gore and other brimstone as "[[newfag repellant]]," gooning to [[DNB]], treating Rule 3 less seriously (as [[Chinny|chinnycucks]] are just straight up on /soy/ posting shit bait), starting [[useless nigger wars]] between the main site and the booru, and perhaps most egregiously locking [[Craft/|/craft/]] simply because he's a miserable nigger that hates videogames. | ||
If there is a bad decision to be made on the sharty, Salt has already made it, doubled down on it, IP banned anyone who pointed out how much he was leaking, and then [[Larp|declared war]] on them. | If there is a bad decision to be made on the sharty, Salt has already made it, doubled down on it, IP banned anyone who pointed out how much he was leaking, and then [[Larp|declared war]] on them. | ||
== History == | == History == | ||
Nobody actually knows where Salt came from. Historians of the sharty theorize he was spawned from a vat of pure, unadulterated coal left behind after a particularly bad catalog wipe during [[Soyvil War 5]]. He first appeared on the radar in August 2026, when he unleashed a tidal wave of niggers and 'cord trannies that continue to spam the site with aggressively unfunny coal to this very day. | Nobody actually knows where Salt came from. Historians of the sharty theorize he was spawned from a vat of pure, unadulterated coal left behind after a particularly bad catalog wipe during [[Soyvil War 5]], while others believe that he is a [[Quote|former admin.]] He first appeared on the radar in August 2026, when he unleashed a tidal wave of niggers and 'cord trannies that continue to spam the site with aggressively unfunny coal to this very day. | ||
=== Reign of Terror === | === Reign of Terror === | ||
Salt’s tenure as an admin is often referred to as the '''Dark Age of Coal'''. His moderation style is characterized by banning random shit he doesn't like while allowing gore spammers to run rampant. | Salt’s tenure as an admin is often referred to as the '''Dark Age of Coal'''<sup>[nobody says this]</sup>. His moderation style is characterized by banning random shit he doesn't like while allowing gore spammers to run rampant. | ||
=== Why Gore is Awful === | === Why Gore is Awful === | ||
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[[File:Warning_1_transparent.png|link=Neo-Nazism|28x28px]]{{greentext|>BUT ITS BASED BECAUSE THEY'RE BLACK}} | [[File:Warning_1_transparent.png|link=Neo-Nazism|28x28px]]{{greentext|>BUT ITS BASED BECAUSE THEY'RE BLACK}} | ||
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No normal functioning adult human wants to see gore, regardless if you're an immigrant or an oldGOD. It's disgusting and makes the sharty look like it's a [[4chan|site for violent pedophiles, gore lovers, and chuds]]. Most immigrants are already repelled by shit like "tranny" and "nigger" anyways since those are cardinal sins to [[Normie|normgroids]]. Gore is disruptive to our [[Calm|inner peace]] and quickly loses it's impact anyway while always remaining just as annoying, partially because you know some [[Kuz|16 year old 'cord tranny from Russia]] was the one who posted it, and partially because some people actually have empathy and don't like seeing mutilated bodies on their bald men with glasses website, [[Autism|but i'm sure that's hard for nuswas to understand.]] | No normal functioning adult human wants to see [[gore]], regardless if you're an immigrant or an oldGOD. It's disgusting and makes the sharty look like it's a [[4chan|site for violent pedophiles, gore lovers, and chuds]]. Most immigrants are already repelled by shit like "tranny" and "nigger" anyways since those are cardinal sins to [[Normie|normgroids]]. Gore is disruptive to our [[Calm|inner peace]] and quickly loses it's impact anyway while always remaining just as annoying, partially because you know some [[Kuz|16 year old 'cord tranny from Russia]] was the one who posted it, and partially because some people actually have empathy and don't like seeing mutilated bodies on their bald men with glasses website, [[Autism|but i'm sure that's hard for nuswas to understand.]] | ||
== Trivia == | == Trivia == | ||
*[[ | *[[They do it for free|He does it for FREE]] | ||
* The userbase officially stripped him of the title "Admin" and exclusively refers to him as the "Head Coalminer". | * The userbase officially stripped him of the title "Admin" and exclusively refers to him as the "Head Coalminer". | ||
* If you mention the phrase "unpaid internet janitor" in his presence, his clitty is known to physically vibrate with rage. | * If you mention the phrase "unpaid internet janitor" in his presence, his clitty is known to physically vibrate with rage. | ||
* He's gay{{cn|He just is, okay?}} | |||
*He laced my [[Aryan warrior|beer]] with 250mg of prozac and bath salts | * He laced my [[Aryan warrior|beer]] with 250mg of prozac and bath salts | ||
* He stole my car, sold it to a chop shop, and then bought a new Lamborghini with the money | * He stole my car, sold it to a chop shop, and then bought a new Lamborghini with the money | ||
* He put itching powder on my toilet seat | * He put itching powder on my toilet seat | ||
*[[ | * [[Truthnuke|He's an alter ego of Quote]] | ||
*He fucking LOOOOOOOOVES [[Doctos|gore]] | * He fucking LOOOOOOOOVES [[Doctos|gore]] | ||
*He HATES [[Minecraft|fun]] | * He HATES [[Minecraft|fun]] | ||
* He allow some bait on /soy/ | |||
* He coal up the log by allowing some bait and gore on /soy/ | |||
* He made me stub my toe | * He made me stub my toe | ||
* He made me shit my pants | * He made me shit my pants | ||
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* He is the reason i cannot have sex | * He is the reason i cannot have sex | ||
* He likely has a guro fetish as he unbanned gore | * He likely has a guro fetish as he unbanned gore | ||
*He artificially forced the "salt" nickname himself so that he could namefag without namefagging (The King's Pact binds him) | * He artificially forced the "salt" nickname himself so that he could namefag without namefagging (The King's Pact binds him) | ||
[[Category:Administrators]] | [[Category:Administrators]] | ||
[[Category:Owners]] | [[Category:Owners]] | ||
[[Category:Detractor perspectives]] | [[Category:Detractor perspectives]] | ||
Latest revision as of 15:46, 21 August 2026
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Salt, also known as NIGGERADMIN, Saltan, Admin 6, or literally Quote, is the current administrator of soyjak.party, and the undisputed king of posting radioactive brimstone. Widely considered to be the most catastrophic force to ever hit soyjak.party, Salt is notorious for unbanning every gore spamming failtroll, promoting gore and other brimstone as "newfag repellant," gooning to DNB, treating Rule 3 less seriously (as chinnycucks are just straight up on /soy/ posting shit bait), starting useless nigger wars between the main site and the booru, and perhaps most egregiously locking /craft/ simply because he's a miserable nigger that hates videogames. If there is a bad decision to be made on the sharty, Salt has already made it, doubled down on it, IP banned anyone who pointed out how much he was leaking, and then declared war on them.
History[edit | edit source]
Nobody actually knows where Salt came from. Historians of the sharty theorize he was spawned from a vat of pure, unadulterated coal left behind after a particularly bad catalog wipe during Soyvil War 5, while others believe that he is a former admin. He first appeared on the radar in August 2026, when he unleashed a tidal wave of niggers and 'cord trannies that continue to spam the site with aggressively unfunny coal to this very day.
Reign of Terror[edit | edit source]
Salt’s tenure as an admin is often referred to as the Dark Age of Coal[nobody says this]. His moderation style is characterized by banning random shit he doesn't like while allowing gore spammers to run rampant.
Why Gore is Awful[edit | edit source]
No normal functioning adult human wants to see gore, regardless if you're an immigrant or an oldGOD. It's disgusting and makes the sharty look like it's a site for violent pedophiles, gore lovers, and chuds. Most immigrants are already repelled by shit like "tranny" and "nigger" anyways since those are cardinal sins to normgroids. Gore is disruptive to our inner peace and quickly loses it's impact anyway while always remaining just as annoying, partially because you know some 16 year old 'cord tranny from Russia was the one who posted it, and partially because some people actually have empathy and don't like seeing mutilated bodies on their bald men with glasses website, but i'm sure that's hard for nuswas to understand.
Trivia[edit | edit source]
- He does it for FREE
- The userbase officially stripped him of the title "Admin" and exclusively refers to him as the "Head Coalminer".
- If you mention the phrase "unpaid internet janitor" in his presence, his clitty is known to physically vibrate with rage.
- He's gay[He just is, okay?]
- He laced my beer with 250mg of prozac and bath salts
- He stole my car, sold it to a chop shop, and then bought a new Lamborghini with the money
- He put itching powder on my toilet seat
- He's an alter ego of Quote
- He fucking LOOOOOOOOVES gore
- He HATES fun
- He allow some bait on /soy/
- He coal up the log by allowing some bait and gore on /soy/
- He made me stub my toe
- He made me shit my pants
- He made me piss the bed
- He is the reason i cannot get a girlfriend
- He is the reason i cannot have sex
- He likely has a guro fetish as he unbanned gore
- He artificially forced the "salt" nickname himself so that he could namefag without namefagging (The King's Pact binds him)
