Salt (THE TRVTH)
as it is FREE SPEECH.Feel free to contribute, however.
Consider bringing a glass of water!
Salt, also known as NIGGERADMIN, Saltan, Admin 6, or Ronald AKA Don Karma AKA Jacob Massey, is the current administrator of soyjak.party, and the undisputed king of posting radioactive brimstone. Widely considered to be the most catastrophic force to ever hit soyjak.party, Salt is notorious for unbanning every gore spamming failtroll, promoting gore and other brimstone as "newfag repellant", gooning to DNB, treating Rule 3 less seriously (as chinnycucks are just straight up on /soy/ posting shit bait), egoing every nigger on the website, starting useless nigger wars between the main site and the booru, unbanning pedophilic gigaquoting,
If there is a bad decision to be made on the Sharty, Salt has already made it, doubled down on it, IP banned anyone who pointed out how much he was leaking, and then declared war on them. Through a large portion of Soysphere history, it was widely believed that Jimbo was the blackest shitskin to ever exist, however recent Peer-reviewed studies have shown that Salt is in fact the true blackest shitskin to ever exist.
History
[edit | edit source]Nobody actually knows where Salt came from. Historians theorize he was spawned from a vat of pure, unadulterated coal left behind after a particularly bad catalog wipe during Soyvil War 5, while others believe that he is a former admin. He first appeared on the radar in August 2026, when he unleashed a tidal wave of niggers and 'cord trannies that continue to spam the site with aggressively unfunny coal to this very day.
In all seriousness, however, Quote claims he is an acquaintance, which sounds strange on its own, since we've never heard of this guy before or had any mention of him unlike richfag or mint. There has been a great amount of detractors that point out much of his bad decisions emanate due to a lack of extensive history with the Sharty and being a nusoi.
Main criticisms
[edit | edit source]
Reign of Terror
[edit | edit source]Salt’s tenure as an admin is often referred to as the Niggerscare of 2026[it just is, ok?]. His moderation style is characterized by banning random shit he doesn't like while allowing gore spammers to run rampant.
He demoted all of the current moderators and admins, even the more experienced staff who dealt with lots of bad influence. Instead, now moderation is anonymous, which is not only detrimental to all forms of communication between users and the administration, but he also banished the IRC from the main page, removing any forms of bunkers in case the 'sphere goes down or any form of direct messaging. This is arguably one of the most dogshit changes anyone could ever make, as every staff member currently cannot contact each other fast enough if misunderstandings occur or an urgent event happens. This was done in the name of reducing """"drama""""" which is obviously an unpreventable task turned somehow into the worst decision ever taken. Even 4cuck or other major imageboards have a communications platform.
SoyBooru
[edit | edit source]He had went after Soybooru, seemingly for absolutely no fucking reason, only for him to acquire the site a week later. Which caused a mass A24 bonechilling scenario to play in everyone's mind when every booru user thought they were going to get perma'd and 'aped. Then he demoted all staff there and brapped it up. He has probably performed the most redundant amount of decisions ever taken in an owner's history on the website, instead of demoting all faggot joons and keeping the more experienced and notable ones, he demotes everyone, no matter who, showing how narrow-minded he is and how short-sighted his changes are. This might come across as an act of dequotification, but Quote's rule sucked because of his incapacity to be a leader which lead to him refusing to him ignore problems or criticism, not because of additions to the site like the the new 'ru client or the IRC, those things are objectively positive. He has also, in a characteristically brimstone decision, allowed Mustard to continue being essentially the pseudo-admin of the 'booru. This is because he was too lazy to manage 3 sites at once, a problem he dug himself into by taking over all of them. However, he makes it out as if he's just heckin' giving Mustard the old one two by letting xim destroy the booru. And so, as of now, an astonishing portion of the approvers on the booru are failtrolls. Saltists are yet to comment on this.
Saltist retards like to claim that his demotions served as a good way to start off his reign, but in reality his demotions were the exact opposite of what anyone would've ever wanted. He demoted Warrior-Z from Administrator to verified, despite his massive role in soyteens achieving victory in soyvil war 5, then demoted absolutely gemmy moderators like Turrican and H3K who curbstomped pedophiles and foodists. Then for some bumfuck reason, he makes Dove, a popular baitfaggot and retarded gegbull brim poster, and paranoid, a brony cuck tranny, into both moderators for soyjak party. His plan for anonymous moderation had completely failed, when someone revealed that Dove was a moderator himself.
The gore problem
[edit | edit source]
No normal functioning adult human wants to see gore, regardless if you're an immigrant or an oldGOD. It's disgusting and makes the Sharty look like it's a site for violent pedophiles, gore lovers, necrophiles,and chuds. Most immigrants are already repelled by shit like "tranny" and the "n-word" anyway since those are the cardinal sins to normgroids. Gore is disruptive to our inner peace and quickly loses it's impact anyway while always remaining just as annoying, partially because you know some 16 year old 'cord tranny from Russia was the one who posted that shit, and partially because some people actually have basic human empathy and don't like seeing mutilated bodies on their bald men with glasses website, but I'm sure that's hard for nuswas to understand. Some also say that before the gore spam, teens were spamming porn instead and "nobaldi was complaining", but now porn continues to be spammed anyway alongside gore which only intensifies the degeneracy of the situation by a factor of Ϫ. It's important to note that using gore as "repellent" doesn't really work since the types of people who are addicted to degenerate activities such as gooning are also the same types to simply ignore the gore after viewing it and continue whatever they were doing after Ϫ microseconds and most moralfags will continue to use the site regardless even if their feelings are hurt. No amount of Leakage worship is going to fundamentally alter the demographics of the Sharty.
Salt's poor communication
[edit | edit source]Salt's mismanagement of the site has lead to mass panic among users and a decline in usability. Salt takes a long time to respond to emails, or completely ignores them.[1][2][3] He also refuses to answer important inquiries or questions and would rather keep his decisions completely secret.
After the deletion of the IRC, current discussion between staff and the administrator has completely vanished and only reduced to messages on the wiki or emails, which are very slow compared to other mediums. Unexpectedly, staff on the 'ru can still reveal whether or not they are staff, which makes the anonymous janny project a complete and utter cuckfail and promotes non-compliance among moderators. There's no jannycord server or any alternative either, which sounds like total batshit insanity and is basically asking for massive mod abuse to happen. It would be so incredibly easy to get the site taken down if a group of malicious people decided to turn rogue. All it would take is for Salt to take a nap for 5 hours and the site would be ceased by a certain federal agency.
Mass unbanning
[edit | edit source]
Salt has proclaimed to have unbanned a ton of falsely banned people. While this sounds good on paper, people raised questions about whether or not he unbanned 'P spammers or actual pedophiles, though by assuming that he did it unintentionally. Which of course, he did not respond to. While we can assume the best of intentions from this act, there's always a chance someone peculiar might have slipped under the rug.
Rule 3 raping, allowance of failtrolls
[edit | edit source]Shortly after his purchase of the Soysphere from Quote for 6 million shekels[a], like a retard, he decided to rewrite the rules instead of reducing Quote's rulescuckery. Unfortunately, his brain was as small as a salt grain so he decided to remove Rule 3 and replace it with a retarded one that doesn't let you troll people on a potato PC🔒.
"My content is better" incident
[edit | edit source]On the 11th of September, in a thread criticizing Salt's detractors who joked about his dead uncle or something[4], he said the infamous UTTP phrase “my content is better,” leading some 'teens to believe that [he himself] is a failtroll. (which is, anyway, not far from the truth).
General Moderation Errors
[edit | edit source]The log has been catty wiped at least once per day. P is spammed one a day with some being sent using the Shartys own links due to its lack of LPA.
Summary
[edit | edit source]Most non-retarded freethinking individuals consider Salt to be worse than Quote, which is an achievement in and of itself, since Quote completely gave up any input on site before giving anything to Salt. Not only has Salt done redundant shit no one asked for, but also reduced the versatility of the site and degraded its hierarchy and structure. If you get falsely permabanned, you probably cannot directly communicate with moderators at all and have to wait for emails, which you might send a messenger pigeon to Salt's house at that point because he definitely won't read it.
Due to this, Salt comes off as a bipolar faggot who does shit because he feels like it. His changes to get rid of the IRC seem like laziness at best, because he'd rather let shit fill up the site than to fix it or deal with drama accordingly. So far, he has only done a few positive changes that SHOULD have happened before, but got rid of literally all important tools that were crucial to the operation of the website. He is arguably the exact same as Quote, if not worse because at least Quote didn't have a problem with messaging people.
There is LITERALLY nothing postive about anything he's done, everything from demotions to allowing gay faggot failtroll irony objectively proves he is worse than Quote by a thrembfolds. How could any nigger in their right mind support this lazy sack of dograisin who changed NOTHING and made everything worse. Now the site gets around 500 PPH after his massive thunderbraps ended. He's without a shadow of a doubt the reason why this site is dying faster than it ever has.
Trivia
[edit | edit source]
- He does it for FREE
- The userbase officially stripped him of the title "Admin" and exclusively refers to him as the "Head Coalminer"[Meds no one calls him this].
- If you mention the phrase "unpaid internet janitor" in his presence, his clitty is known to physically vibrate with rage.
- He foams salt out of his mouth when he is mad
- He's gay[He just is, okay?]
- He's Jewish[No, really, he IS]
- He laced my beer with 250mg of prozac and bath salts
- He's a nigger[He just is, okay?]
- He stole my car, sold it to a chop shop, and then bought a new Lamborghini with the money
- He put itching powder on my toilet seat
- He's an alter ego of Quote
- He fucking LOOOOOOOOVES gore, and is probably into it
- He HATES fun
- He allow some bait on /soy/
- He coal up the log by allowing some bait and gore on /soy/
- He made me stub my toe
- He made me shit my pants
- He made me piss the bed
- He is the reason I cannot get a girlfriend
- He is the reason I cannot have sex
- His mother get fuc.k.ed by many
- He has to GO BACK
- He is worse than Quote
- He artificially forced the "Salt" nickname upon himself so that he could namefag without namefagging (The King's Pact binds him)
Notes
- ↑ I think you mean 271k
