Administrator
Administrators are an amalgamation of gem and brimstone from the depths of der 'cord cabal.
An administrator (short: admin), is a head of soyjak.party and its staff, KANG of the jannies, a ruler of the 'ru (or at least one who has some level of influence there), and an object of admiration for most soyteens due to le hecking abandonment issues (I havent taken my meds in 10 years).
It should be important to note that owner and administrator are completely separate roles due to the fact that there exist admins who don't actually own the site but serve under the actual owner.
There are currently five official administrators, the owner Quote, and the admins Soysneed, Limeade, Mustard, and BBQ Sauce.
Overview[edit | edit source]
Captains[edit | edit source]
Main article: Captainism
Captain is an unofficial rank, given to those who have gained power over the website through illegal means. While almost any other admin is picked legitimately using democracy and the peaceful transition of power, Captain Coal and Captain Cob, usurped the position by exploiting a a weakness in the site. It can be argued that they held the position of admin during their short reigns, but they are generally considered illegitimate, yet interesting, footnotes in the Sharty's history.
This status is also held by namefag S0I1337, better known in Soysphere as Captain Gem, who became famous for hacking 4cuck, becoming its administrator for a short time.
Admins in Soylore[edit | edit source]
Main article: The Soyble
In soylore, some admins, such as Admin 6 and Admin Ϫ, hold special significance, for the legacy of their 'ministrations has already been foretold by the Soyacles and Soy Prophets, including in The Soyble (some carl sagan book). The 6th chronological admin, Froot, is considered by some to be Admin 6, or in some way related to the prophecy of Admin 6 as either a false 6th or in some way a progenitor to admin 6. Admin 6 is unlikely to have been Froot (unless he returns).
Last Admin?[edit | edit source]
Despite all the hardships the Sharty has faced, the Party has still gone on. Maybe one day xhisters albeit we'll FINALLY be able to take down the heckin evil bald man glasses bigot site and become real women or real haxx0rz or whatever the fuck. In all seriousness doebeit DO NOT research this topic. You WILL NOT find out what a negative or decimal admin is. You WILL NOT find admins beyond infinity (even doe those dont actually exist). You WILL cease your investigations
CHADMIN OR FAGMIN?[edit | edit source]
FACT: The current Admin is a brimstone fagmin, the previous was an A10 aryan chadmin. This has been confirmed by snopes and bbc time and time again, chud.
soor was a chadmin doe because his soysona was gemmy and he set le precedents for the rest (do NOT question it okay? trvst)
Admins on other sites[edit | edit source]
4chan has a history with admins, although more stable as they haven't gone through nearly as much as the Sharty. Moot is known to be the first 4cuck admin, with Rapeape following under Hiro, with Hiro only owning the site.
Administrators also exist on many imageboards and non-imageboard sites.
