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[[File:Cobson_finger.png|24px]] ''If your trying to 'ox a pedophile and they have a Facebook account, that means you've hit the jackpot! people there are dumb enough to put their full info so the glowies can datamine them!''
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>Though maybe you were looking for the people who are on this app?
Mazel tov! Facebook is Kosher!This article is related to (((God's chosen people))). Read all revisions to find a solution to your most perplexing quandary.
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If your trying to 'ox a pedophile and they have a Facebook account, that means you've hit the jackpot! people there are dumb enough to put their full info so the glowies can datamine them!

Facebook is (((Jewish))).
The logo, notice how it's in white and blue, like jews?

(((Facebook))), also know as Glowbook, Transbook and Jewbook, is a photo-sharing and datamining platform owned by Meta where you can present yourself to strangers and share updates about your life, day and friends. This site is notorious for the colossal amount of goyslop (ev&oe its joowish o mishehu) it has, meaning that alot of adults use this app.

Here are a list of things you can do in this terrible app:

Relations to pedophiles

Many pedophiles use this app, meaning soyteens can easily datamine and 'ox them because Jewbook is secretly a datamining CIA glowing honeypot disguised as social media, just like incels.is.

History

(You) WILL fill this section with relevant information NOW.

Facebook was created by Mark Zuckerberg back in 2003, its objective being a famous social media like MySpace (at its time, now its the deadest nigger baby)

Notable people on this app

  • Basically any parent in existence

See also