Your dad
Your dad is a chad who works hard just to bring home the food you eat. He loves you but he knows when to get tough if the situation calls for it. He is le good even doe he let you become an autistic virgin who browses the sharty. (You don't have to read that projection shit. I'll let you know that soyteens slay pussy on the daily, have good grades, and have a bright future ahead due to their gemmy fathers.)
Early Life[edit | edit source]
Your dad was born to your paternal grandfather, and his wife, your paternal grandmother, sometime in the 20th century. Your paternal grandfather had served in the army during the Second World War. As a child, your dad was friendly with other children, and did well in school. He was into sports, but was never good enough to get on the school team. His best friend was a boy named Alexander "Alex" Cissoni. Alex was kind and caring, but also introverted and shy, probably due to autism. Your dad did his best to help Alex with his struggles, but was always faced with new challenges. Notably, Alex was overweight, and had no other close friends other than your dad; as a result, was quite depressed emotionally. As Your Dad grew older, Alex seemed to become ever-more eccentric and reclusive; he began to acquire unusual hobbies, such as an interest in what was then called "Japanimation." Slowly, as your dad acquired other friends, Alex and your dad began to drift away from each other; researchers believe that this accelerated Alex's retreat into eccentricity.[1] At some point after Alex and your father were no longer friends, he became more and more paranoid and ended up thinking he was a woman and eventually became the godless, mentally disturbed person also known as Alicia. May Allah guide him and free him from the madness known as transgenderism.
Time at College[edit | edit source]
Your dad enrolled at Soyborough University, having been accepted there for his good high school grades and SAT score. He was initially confused as what to study, but eventually settled on a degree in ethnoxeplymatology.
Your mother[edit | edit source]
Main article: Your Mom
