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Your grandma

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This is about something very lovely and wholesome!How amazing!

All fun out of the pool for oldfag swim!
"All your base are belong to us."

gramma i want cookie
Your grandma's portrait

Your grandma is a woman who is either the mother of your dad, or the mother of your mom. She loves you a lot and will do whatever it takes to make sure you enjoy the time you spend with her.

Facts about your grandma[edit | edit source]

  • Your Grandma is older than you and your parents.
  • Your Grandma loves you very much (and if you never met her before she passed away, she would have)
  • Your Grandma's skin is likely wrinkly.
  • Your Grandma is a vantawhite gemerald.
  • Your Grandma's food is the best, most aryan cuisine ever made (even better than soylent).
  • Your Grandma can't tell the difference between an AI gigachad and a real life gigachad.
  • Your Grandma gives you the best gifts.
  • Your Grandma likely has some chuddy beliefs, given the time period she grew up in.
  • Your Grandma is not trans btw.
  • Your Grandma was gemmier before you were born.
  • Your Grandma is always thinking about you, so make her proud.