Your grandma
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Your grandma is a woman who is either the mother of your dad, or the mother of your mom. She loves you a lot and will do whatever it takes to make sure you enjoy the time you spend with her.
Facts about your grandma[edit | edit source]
- Your Grandma is older than you and your parents.
- Your Grandma loves you very much (and if you never met her before she passed away, she would have)
- Your Grandma's skin is likely wrinkly.
- Your Grandma is a vantawhite gemerald.
- Your Grandma's food is the best, most aryan cuisine ever made (even better than soylent).
- Your Grandma can't tell the difference between an AI gigachad and a real life gigachad.
- Your Grandma gives you the best gifts.
- Your Grandma likely has some chuddy beliefs, given the time period she grew up in.
- Your Grandma is not trans btw.
- Your Grandma was gemmier before you were born.
- Your Grandma is always thinking about you, so make her proud.