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>Though maybe you were looking for the people who are on this app?

Mazel tov! Facebook is Kosher!

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Facebook is (((Jewish))).
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(((Facebook))), also know as Glowbook, Transbook and Jewbook, is a photo-sharing and datamining platform owned by Meta where you can present yourself to strangers and share updates about your life, day and friends. This site is notorious for the colossal amount of goyslop (ev&oe its joowish o mishehu) it has, meaning that alot of adults use this app.

Here are a list of things you can do in this terrible app:

Relations to pedophiles[edit | edit source]

Many pedophiles use this app, meaning soyteens can easily datamine and 'ox them because Jewbook is secretly a datamining CIA glowing honeypot disguised as social media, just like incels.is.

History[edit | edit source]

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Facebook was created by Mark Zuckerberg back in 2004, its objective being a famous social media like MySpace (at its time, now its the deadest nigger baby) and an exclusive directory for Harvard students to create and share photos, known initially as "TheFaceBook"

Exclusivity[edit | edit source]

Only people with .harvard.edu could join this niggerhell, later expanding to other universities, and then the public.

Purpose[edit | edit source]

Designed to create foster personal relationships with colleges by providing a digital space for social media.

Creation[edit | edit source]

It was created specifically by 4 amerimutts: Mark, Chris Hughes, Dustin Moskovitz and Eduardo Saverin.

Notable people on this app[edit | edit source]

  • Basically any parent in existence

See also[edit | edit source]