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'''Plants vs. Zombies''' or PvZ is an oldfag gemmy tower defence | '''Plants vs. Zombies''' or PvZ is an oldfag gemmy tower defence game made in 2009 and was popular throughout the 2010s and got many sequels and spin-offs. The game is centered around (you) being given cartoon plants by your mentally ill neighbor [[Schizophrenia|Crazy Dave]] to plant on your lawn to fight off hordes of zombies (also drawn in a cartoony artstyle to appeal to cacas and [[Autism|other]] [[Trannies|individuals]]) to prevent them from eating your brains. The game ends with (you) fighting the zombie leader [[Unijak|Dr. Zomboss]] inside his giant zombot and the Sunflower singing the [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0N1_0SUGlDQ hyperborean anthem]. | ||
The game was made in 2009 by PopCap games which made other titles (which were all oldfag SNCA but also really gemmy nonetheless) such as Chuzzle, [[Soytan|Peggle]] and {{Gemtext|Bejeweled}} ''(a game literally about matching [[Gem|gems]]).'' | The game was made in 2009 by PopCap games which made other titles (which were all oldfag SNCA but also really gemmy nonetheless) such as Chuzzle, [[Soytan|Peggle]] and {{Gemtext|Bejeweled}} ''(a game literally about matching [[Gem|gems]]).'' | ||
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[[Though]], PopCap did start out by {{Lockedtext|making porn games}} <ref>https://x.com/factspvz/status/1531259985833115650?s=61</ref> | [[Though]], PopCap did start out by {{Lockedtext|making porn games}} <ref>https://x.com/factspvz/status/1531259985833115650?s=61</ref> | ||
The | {{Brimtext|The company was bought out by (((EA))) (Full name: Electronic Antimatter) in 2011}} | ||
To make matters worse the fandom, like [[SNCA:Angry Birds|many]] [[Team Fortress 2|before]] became [[Troonification|troonified]] | The series peaked in popularity in the mid 2010s with them making gemeralds such as Plants vs. Zombies: Garden Warfare, an aryan hero shooter that to this day BTFO [[Troonslop|Overwatch]]. Sadly, with the company run by EA, they quickly realized they were not making enough money by making gems and thus devolved all future games and updates into brimstone slop and locked Plants vs. Zombies 3 in a permanent development hell cycle of fucking up the game in different ways because SlopCap fired everyphono who knew how to make a game. | ||
[[File:Hey1mGay.png|thumb|>This gemmy SNCA fangame VVILL save this franchise]] | |||
To make matters worse the fandom, like [[SNCA:Angry Birds|many]] [[Team Fortress 2|before]] became [[Troonification|troonified]]. As a result, it consists of [[Youtube|grumbling oldfags]] like Creeps20 or {{Acktext|Hey1mJay}}screaming into the void, Redditors who [[Nothing ever happens|think that #savegw2 2099 will bring us GW3]], hackers obsessed with either [[Raid|ruining Garden Warfare 2’s PC servers]] or {{Gemeraldtext|improving the pre-existing games}} and [[Gooning|gooners]] who :transheart: making brimstone art of [[Oh My God She is So Attractive|Solar Flare]] being [[blacked]] by zombies. Thus turning the game into troonslop. | |||
== Other Games == | == Other Games == | ||
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{{Glowtext|THIS GAME NEVER EXISTED YOU VVILL NOT INVESTIGATE FURTHER}} | {{Glowtext|THIS GAME NEVER EXISTED YOU VVILL NOT INVESTIGATE FURTHER}} | ||
''(If you must know it was a SNCA pvz-themed farm simulator that was available on Facebook from 2013-2014 when they JSID. It technically predated PvZ2.'' | ''(If you must know it was a SNCA pvz-themed farm simulator that was available on Facebook from 2013-2014 when they JSID. It technically predated PvZ2.)'' | ||
== Plants vs. Zombies 2 == | == Plants vs. Zombies 2 == | ||
[[File:PvZ2.png|thumb|>IT'S NOT MOBILESLOP! YOU CAN BEAT ADVENTURE WITHOUT SPENDING A DIME]] | |||
Released in 2013 and is the official sequel to the game. In it, Crazy Dave goes on a journey through time to eat a [[Mexico|taco]] again because he’s a fatass o algo. Obsessed brimstone gringo Dr. Zomboss of course chased him. It was criticised for multiple reasons including having microtransactions and only being available on [[IToddler|mobile]] but in general was a pretty gemmy successor to the original. The game contains over 11 areas that were added over time: | Released in 2013 and is the official sequel to the game. In it, Crazy Dave goes on a journey through time to eat a [[Mexico|taco]] again because he’s a fatass o algo. Obsessed brimstone gringo Dr. Zomboss of course chased him. It was criticised for multiple reasons including having microtransactions and only being available on [[IToddler|mobile]] but in general was a pretty gemmy successor to the original. The game contains over 11 areas that were added over time: | ||
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* Modern Day | * Modern Day | ||
However the coal that killed the game was the fact it is live service slop and kept adding useless nigger features such as fake multiplayer and a levelling system that nophono asked for. The coal hit the fan when they outsourced the game to [[India|slingshot]] | However the coal that killed the game was the fact it is live service slop and kept adding useless nigger features such as fake multiplayer and a levelling system that nophono asked for. The coal hit the fan when they outsourced the game to [[India|slingshot]] who jeeted up the game to the point its unplayable | ||
This game is [[best known for]] having the biggest fan game and modding scene which birthed aryan gems like Altverz and Eclise ({{Keyedtext|The creator of the latter, Goodpea2 is also a racist chud btw if that matters}} | This game is [[best known for]] having the biggest fan game and modding scene which birthed aryan gems like Altverz and Eclise ({{Keyedtext|The creator of the latter, Goodpea2 is also a racist chud btw if that matters}} you can make pvztroons leak by saying it saved pvz2). {{Acktext|Reflourished}} however is overrated troonslop. | ||
== Plants vs. Zombies: Garden Warfare == | == Plants vs. Zombies: Garden Warfare == | ||
[[File:PvZ-Gw-Chud.PNG|thumb|>This game is childish SNC -ACK]] | |||
Plants vs. Zombies GardARYAN Warfare (aka PvZ GW) is a third person shooter adaptation of Plants vs. Zombies released in 2014. It was so gemmy as it birthed it’s own line of games. The game included 4 classes on each side | Plants vs. Zombies GardARYAN Warfare (aka PvZ GW) is a third person shooter adaptation of Plants vs. Zombies released in 2014. It was so gemmy as it birthed it’s own line of games. The game included 4 classes on each side | ||
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* Hovergoat 3000 - ''The zombie trials of gnomus zombie except this time it’s a [[literal who]] that nophono plays. PopCap just put a zombie goat on a hoverboard and gave him a few support abilities and said “this will be a gemmy class” because they weren’t keyed enough to make a playable gargantuar.'' | * Hovergoat 3000 - ''The zombie trials of gnomus zombie except this time it’s a [[literal who]] that nophono plays. PopCap just put a zombie goat on a hoverboard and gave him a few support abilities and said “this will be a gemmy class” because they weren’t keyed enough to make a playable gargantuar.'' | ||
This game was considered by most to be the absolute peak of the franchise. Unfortunately in 2020, since PopCap hates fun. They dropped support for this game to force people to play their dusty “threequel” Plants vs. Zombies: Battle for Neighbourville which spoiler alert absolutely flopped because it was a Garden Warfare killing coal that failed to encapsulate what Garden Warfare was. The game is still available to play however it’s not in a good state. The game is impossible to 100% on console because certain gamemodes with achievements tied to them have been pulled out of Mystery Portal rotation. PCGODS don’t have to deal with this as they can just install a mod with those gamemodes available. Instead they have a different arguably worse problem. The servers on PC are filled to the brim with SLFs who use mods to cheat in the game. These are referred to the community as “skids”. Since there is nobaldi maintaining the game, these niggers are free to do whatever they want without fear of ban. | This game was considered by most to be the absolute peak of the franchise, even more than Garden Warfare 1. Unfortunately in 2020, since PopCap hates fun. They dropped support for this game to force people to play their dusty “threequel” Plants vs. Zombies: Battle for Neighbourville which spoiler alert absolutely flopped because it was a Garden Warfare killing coal that failed to encapsulate what Garden Warfare was. The game is still available to play however it’s not in a good state. The game is impossible to 100% on console because certain gamemodes with achievements tied to them have been pulled out of Mystery Portal rotation. PCGODS don’t have to deal with this as they can just install a mod with those gamemodes available. Instead they have a different arguably worse problem. The servers on PC are filled to the brim with SLFs who use mods to cheat in the game. These are referred to the community as “skids”. Since there is nobaldi maintaining the game, these niggers are free to do whatever they want without fear of ban. | ||
Ban tools have been created to counter them but to nobaldi’s surprise, the skids got ahold of these and started raiding pvz streamers with them. (Ev&doe many troonslop and pedophile creators have been hit with these which is pretty kino). These ban tools were made ineffective in June of 2026 when EA finally did something about it. While skidniggers are still using mods to ruin regular lobbies, this does give some hope for the future of Garden Warfare. | Ban tools have been created to counter them but to nobaldi’s surprise, the skids got ahold of these and started raiding pvz streamers with them. (Ev&doe many troonslop and pedophile creators have been hit with these which is pretty kino). These ban tools were made ineffective in June of 2026 when EA finally did something about it. While skidniggers are still using mods to ruin regular lobbies, this does give some hope for the future of Garden Warfare. | ||
The game has had multiple revival attempts by [[Reddit]] but all failed because EA still thinks the game is profitable. The closest thing to a revival is when streamer, [[Redditjak|Jynxzi]] played this game on stream which drew in a bunch of [[Normie|normies]] to play the game again so much so that the servers overloaded. But unfortunately due to the nature of [[algorithm sluts]] the hype died down and the game rapidly faded back into SNCA. | |||
== Plants vs. Zombies: Heroes == | |||
[[File:SolarFlare.png|thumb|The "goonable" plant in question]] | |||
{{Gooner|Plants vs. Zombies: Heroes is mostly enjoyed by GOONERS}} | |||
This game was released in 2016 after PvZ GW2 and is a digital card game where the plants and zombies turned into superheroes that fight in a Pokemon card esque gameplay, ev&doe it would have made sense to just make a pvz card game. The game is [[best known for]] attracting a bunch of gooners to make brimmy porn of Solar Flare (Who is just Sunflower if she was the human torch). | |||
The game overall is iron. <references /> | |||
Revision as of 04:38, 3 August 2026
Plants vs. Zombies or PvZ is an oldfag gemmy tower defence game made in 2009 and was popular throughout the 2010s and got many sequels and spin-offs. The game is centered around (you) being given cartoon plants by your mentally ill neighbor Crazy Dave to plant on your lawn to fight off hordes of zombies (also drawn in a cartoony artstyle to appeal to cacas and other individuals) to prevent them from eating your brains. The game ends with (you) fighting the zombie leader Dr. Zomboss inside his giant zombot and the Sunflower singing the hyperborean anthem.
The game was made in 2009 by PopCap games which made other titles (which were all oldfag SNCA but also really gemmy nonetheless) such as Chuzzle, Peggle and Bejeweled (a game literally about matching gems).
Though, PopCap did start out by making porn games🔒 [1]
The company was bought out by (((EA))) (Full name: Electronic Antimatter) in 2011
The series peaked in popularity in the mid 2010s with them making gemeralds such as Plants vs. Zombies: Garden Warfare, an aryan hero shooter that to this day BTFO Overwatch. Sadly, with the company run by EA, they quickly realized they were not making enough money by making gems and thus devolved all future games and updates into brimstone slop and locked Plants vs. Zombies 3 in a permanent development hell cycle of fucking up the game in different ways because SlopCap fired everyphono who knew how to make a game.
To make matters worse the fandom, like many before became troonified. As a result, it consists of grumbling oldfags like Creeps20 or Hey1mJay
Other Games
Plants vs. Zomnies has many other games that range from gems that saved Suburbia to mobileslop dust that nophono plays.
Plants vs. Zombies: Adventures
THIS GAME NEVER EXISTED YOU VVILL NOT INVESTIGATE FURTHER
(If you must know it was a SNCA pvz-themed farm simulator that was available on Facebook from 2013-2014 when they JSID. It technically predated PvZ2.)
Plants vs. Zombies 2
Released in 2013 and is the official sequel to the game. In it, Crazy Dave goes on a journey through time to eat a taco again because he’s a fatass o algo. Obsessed brimstone gringo Dr. Zomboss of course chased him. It was criticised for multiple reasons including having microtransactions and only being available on mobile but in general was a pretty gemmy successor to the original. The game contains over 11 areas that were added over time:
- Ancient Egypt
- Pirate Seas (Golden Age of Piracy)
- Wild West
- Far Future
- Dark Ages
- Big Wave Beach (1960s)
- Frostbite Caves (Ice Age)
- Lost City (Fauci knows)
- Neon Mixtape Tour (1980s)
- Jurassic Marsh (Dinosaurs)
- Modern Day
However the coal that killed the game was the fact it is live service slop and kept adding useless nigger features such as fake multiplayer and a levelling system that nophono asked for. The coal hit the fan when they outsourced the game to slingshot who jeeted up the game to the point its unplayable
This game is best known for having the biggest fan game and modding scene which birthed aryan gems like Altverz and Eclise (The creator of the latter, Goodpea2 is also a racist chud btw if that matters🗝️ you can make pvztroons leak by saying it saved pvz2). Reflourished
Plants vs. Zombies: Garden Warfare
Plants vs. Zombies GardARYAN Warfare (aka PvZ GW) is a third person shooter adaptation of Plants vs. Zombies released in 2014. It was so gemmy as it birthed it’s own line of games. The game included 4 classes on each side
Plants
- Peashooter - Basically demoman if he was a no-skill cheese class
- Chomper - Shitty melee “stealth” class that encourgaes the player to ack themselves to insta-kill one player. Pretty geggy he got xis gender changed to female in future titles technically making him a tranny.
- Sunflower - Medic class. Also OMGSISA
- Cactus - Snipe-ARYAN class
Zombies:
- Foot Soldier - Another cheesy class except this time a spray and pray
- Engineer - Support class that is designed specifically to counter chomper and to assist zombies with getting to objective zones
- Scientist - Sunflower if xhe could actually get kills
- All-Star - Tank class based off the Football Zombie from the first time that literally uses DNBs as bombs (OOOOYYYYY)
This game has many variants for the different classes that the player unlocks through gambling sticker packs. These are essentially characters that are the same as their base class except they have an extra gimmick added to their primary weapon or stats. They also have a different appearance. This game was updated throughout 2014 before they started working on Garden Warfare 2.
Plants vs. Zombies: Garden Warfare 2
The sequel to Plants vs. Zombies: Garden Warfare (duh) released in 2016. It includes a fuck ton of new content, including everything from the first game (except for the literal who promotional variants) and focused on adding new stuff that improved the game rather than removing and changing shit for the sake of it making it one of the few times where a sequel is directly superior to to it’s predecessor.
The lore (oh my heckin worldbuildingerino) involves Dr. Zomboss colonising Suburbia and turning it into his decaying zombie uptopia called Zomburbia and the plants must fight back to reclaim it.
The game has made multiple major additions to gameplay including
- Adding an open world hub region to replace the main menu that is also full of minigames and a story mode.
- Adding Graveyard Ops and Herbal Assault where the plants attack instead of the zombies.
- Added (((gnomes))) as a neutralGOD class between the plants and zombies that are implied to be the trve villains of the franchise and are wealthy time gods that oversee everything and
totally NOT a metaphor for da joos.They are also key to unlocking some of the most powerful characters in the game. - Added 6 new classes (2 more after the beast of an update that is the Trials of Gnomus DLC)
Nu Plants
- Citron - Orange bounty hunter tank from the future that exists to counter Z-Mechs. Also best known for rolling away from fights in a ball like a pussy
- Rose -
SISARose sorceress from the past that is the plant version of the engineer. She used to be the most poweful class in the game but was BTFO by the Graveyard Variety update essentially making her brimmt (geg) - Kernel Corn - A chuddy corn cob with dual miniguns. In case one cheese class wasn’t enough here’s another except spray and pray like foot soldier.
- Torchwood - Absolute beast of a plant that is only unlocked through beating the trials of gnomus because he locked him up there for being a leaky giga o algo (or you could just throw a few shekels to EA for it if you’re a SLF)
Nu Zombies
- Imp - Low health run and gun class that can also transform into a Z-Mech as one of his abilities and become an absolute beast for a minute.
- Super Brainz - Yet another low effort class. This time it’s a “melee” class that is able to fly around and beat plants to death.
- Captain Deadbeard - Pirate zombie that is the zombie’s sniper class. Best known for stealing engineer’s drone ability.
- Hovergoat 3000 - The zombie trials of gnomus zombie except this time it’s a literal who that nophono plays. PopCap just put a zombie goat on a hoverboard and gave him a few support abilities and said “this will be a gemmy class” because they weren’t keyed enough to make a playable gargantuar.
This game was considered by most to be the absolute peak of the franchise, even more than Garden Warfare 1. Unfortunately in 2020, since PopCap hates fun. They dropped support for this game to force people to play their dusty “threequel” Plants vs. Zombies: Battle for Neighbourville which spoiler alert absolutely flopped because it was a Garden Warfare killing coal that failed to encapsulate what Garden Warfare was. The game is still available to play however it’s not in a good state. The game is impossible to 100% on console because certain gamemodes with achievements tied to them have been pulled out of Mystery Portal rotation. PCGODS don’t have to deal with this as they can just install a mod with those gamemodes available. Instead they have a different arguably worse problem. The servers on PC are filled to the brim with SLFs who use mods to cheat in the game. These are referred to the community as “skids”. Since there is nobaldi maintaining the game, these niggers are free to do whatever they want without fear of ban.
Ban tools have been created to counter them but to nobaldi’s surprise, the skids got ahold of these and started raiding pvz streamers with them. (Ev&doe many troonslop and pedophile creators have been hit with these which is pretty kino). These ban tools were made ineffective in June of 2026 when EA finally did something about it. While skidniggers are still using mods to ruin regular lobbies, this does give some hope for the future of Garden Warfare.
The game has had multiple revival attempts by Reddit but all failed because EA still thinks the game is profitable. The closest thing to a revival is when streamer, Jynxzi played this game on stream which drew in a bunch of normies to play the game again so much so that the servers overloaded. But unfortunately due to the nature of algorithm sluts the hype died down and the game rapidly faded back into SNCA.
Plants vs. Zombies: Heroes
This game was released in 2016 after PvZ GW2 and is a digital card game where the plants and zombies turned into superheroes that fight in a Pokemon card esque gameplay, ev&doe it would have made sense to just make a pvz card game. The game is best known for attracting a bunch of gooners to make brimmy porn of Solar Flare (Who is just Sunflower if she was the human torch).
The game overall is iron.
