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'''Salt''', also known as '''NIGGERADMIN''', '''[[Satan|Saltan]]''', or literally '''[[Quote]]''', is the current administrator of [[soyjak.party]], and the undisputed king of posting radioactive brimstone. Widely considered to be the most catastrophic force to ever hit soyjak.party, Salt is notorious for | '''Salt''', also known as '''NIGGERADMIN''', '''[[Satan|Saltan]]''', '''[[Admin 6]]''', or literally '''[[Quote]]''', is the current administrator of [[soyjak.party]], and the undisputed king of posting radioactive brimstone. Widely considered to be the most catastrophic force to ever hit soyjak.party, Salt is notorious for unbanning every [[gore]] spamming failtroll, promoting gore and other brimstone as "newfag repellant," gooning to [[DNB]], starting [[useless nigger wars]] between the main site and the booru, and perhaps most egregiously locking [[Craft/|/craft/]] simply because he's a miserable nigger that hates videogames. | ||
. | If there is a bad decision to be made on the sharty, Salt has already made it, doubled down on it, IP banned anyone who pointed out how much he was leaking, and then [[larp|declared war]] on them. | ||
If there is a bad decision to be made on the sharty, Salt has already made it, doubled down on it, | |||
== History == | == History == | ||
Nobody actually knows where Salt came from. Historians of the sharty theorize he was spawned from a vat of pure, unadulterated coal left behind after a particularly bad catalog wipe during [[Soyvil War 5]]. He first appeared on the radar in August 2026, | Nobody actually knows where Salt came from. Historians of the sharty theorize he was spawned from a vat of pure, unadulterated coal left behind after a particularly bad catalog wipe during [[Soyvil War 5]]. He first appeared on the radar in August 2026, when he unleashed a tidal wave of niggers and 'cord trannies that continue to spam the site with aggressively unfunny coal to this very day. | ||
=== Reign of Terror === | === Reign of Terror === | ||
Salt’s tenure as an admin is often referred to as the '''Dark Age of Coal'''. His moderation style is characterized by | Salt’s tenure as an admin is often referred to as the '''Dark Age of Coal'''. His moderation style is characterized by banning random shit he doesn't like while allowing gore spammers to run rampant. | ||
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* He is the reason i cannot have sex | * He is the reason i cannot have sex | ||
* He likely has a guro fetish as he unbanned gore | * He likely has a guro fetish as he unbanned gore | ||
* He artificially forced the "salt" nickname himself so that he could namefag without namefagging | |||
{{Saltbox}} | {{Saltbox}} | ||
[[Category:Administrators]] | [[Category:Administrators]] | ||
[[Category:Owners]] | [[Category:Owners]] | ||
[[Category:Detractor perspectives]] | [[Category:Detractor perspectives]] | ||
Revision as of 05:37, 14 August 2026
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Salt, also known as NIGGERADMIN, Saltan, Admin 6, or literally Quote, is the current administrator of soyjak.party, and the undisputed king of posting radioactive brimstone. Widely considered to be the most catastrophic force to ever hit soyjak.party, Salt is notorious for unbanning every gore spamming failtroll, promoting gore and other brimstone as "newfag repellant," gooning to DNB, starting useless nigger wars between the main site and the booru, and perhaps most egregiously locking /craft/ simply because he's a miserable nigger that hates videogames. If there is a bad decision to be made on the sharty, Salt has already made it, doubled down on it, IP banned anyone who pointed out how much he was leaking, and then declared war on them.
History
Nobody actually knows where Salt came from. Historians of the sharty theorize he was spawned from a vat of pure, unadulterated coal left behind after a particularly bad catalog wipe during Soyvil War 5. He first appeared on the radar in August 2026, when he unleashed a tidal wave of niggers and 'cord trannies that continue to spam the site with aggressively unfunny coal to this very day.
Reign of Terror
Salt’s tenure as an admin is often referred to as the Dark Age of Coal. His moderation style is characterized by banning random shit he doesn't like while allowing gore spammers to run rampant.
Trivia
- He does it for FREE
- The userbase officially stripped him of the title "Admin" and exclusively refers to him as the "Head Coalminer".
- If you mention the phrase "unpaid internet janitor" in his presence, his clitty is known to physically vibrate with rage.
- He's gay[He just is, okay?]
- He laced my beer with 250mg of prozac and bath salts
- He stole my car, sold it to a chop shop, and then bought a new Lamborghini with the money
- He put itching powder on my toilet seat
- He's an alter ego of Quote
- He LOOOOOOOOVES gore
- He HATES fun
- He made me stub my toe
- He made me shit my pants
- He made me piss the bed
- He is the reason i cannot get a girlfriend
- He is the reason i cannot have sex
- He likely has a guro fetish as he unbanned gore
- He artificially forced the "salt" nickname himself so that he could namefag without namefagging
