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'''Blåhaj''' (or '''Blahaj''' if you are an [[Amerimutt]]) is a [[Furry|shark plushie]] made by [[Sweden|IKEA]] marketed toward children, it's fine [[Me|I]] guess but then it was adopted in 2020 as a mascot for [[faggots]] then [[trannies]].<ref>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/LGBTQ_symbols#Bl%C3%A5haj [https://archive.ph/ESZwF ('chive)]</ref><ref>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bl%C3%A5haj#As_a_cultural_phenomenon [https://archive.ph/wnsao ('chive)]</ref> [[Fact|If you see anyone that posts about it there is a 99,9999999% chance they are a tranny.]]{{Note|If they are part of the ,0000001% that aren't trannies they still are fags or just tranny fuckers.}} They also made some tranny pride flag version.<ref>https://wiki.soyjak.st/File:Blahaj_trannyflag.jpg</ref> Because trannies use it blahajs are also used by [[femboys]]. | |||
The reason why Blahaj has become their mascot is the same reason why they are transgender. They are mentally impaired and have the sentience that akin to the average house plant, so what do you expect. | The reason why Blahaj has become their mascot is the same reason why they are transgender. They are mentally impaired and have the sentience that akin to the average house plant, so what do you expect. | ||
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Blåhaj (or Blahaj if you are an Amerimutt) is a shark plushie made by IKEA marketed toward children, it's fine I guess but then it was adopted in 2020 as a mascot for faggots then trannies.[1][2] If you see anyone that posts about it there is a 99,9999999% chance they are a tranny.[a] They also made some tranny pride flag version.[3] Because trannies use it blahajs are also used by femboys.
The reason why Blahaj has become their mascot is the same reason why they are transgender. They are mentally impaired and have the sentience that akin to the average house plant, so what do you expect.
Notes
- ↑ If they are part of the ,0000001% that aren't trannies they still are fags or just tranny fuckers.
