Blåhaj
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Blåhaj (or Blahaj if you are an Amerimutt) is a shark plushie made by IKEA marketed toward children, it's fine I guess but then it was adopted in 2020 as a mascot for faggots then trannies.[1][2] If you see anyone that posts about it there is a 99,9999999% chance they are a tranny.[a] They also made some tranny pride flag version.[3] Because trannies use it blahajs are also used by femboys. This is all very unfortunate, because if it wasn’t infamous for being owned by trannies, then the blahaj would likely be just an ordinary plush toy.
The reason why Blahaj has become their mascot is the same reason why they are transgender. They are mentally impaired and have the sentience that akin to the average house plant, so what do you expect. Also because they REALLY wish they were kids again therefore buying lots of plushies, consuming children’s media and referring to themselves as "girls" instead of women. Additionally, part of a tranny’s instinct is to infect and ruin everything it touches.
TRVTH NVKE BELOW; WEAR YOUR GAS MASK
It's a fucking plushie. Troons have been brainwashed and mentally conditioned to think that buying "SNCA product #148Ϫ" automatically makes them a vivaldi trasio wompa. The only reason, the ONLY reason they buy these plushies is because they pray and hope that they make it into the "in-groups" of trans-women. This is not the case. All it does it show that they are good goys, that will ride a company's (in this case, IKEA's [SWEDISH FAIL]) dick without them even asking for it. If the feds made a couple-hundred posts on each platform pushing, fuck, who knows, Estwing-branded claw hammers, you better fucking believe every tranny in the Anglosphere would have a mallet by the end of the year. Sounds absurd? Good! It is, the only difference is the sacred item, hammers, plushies, all irrelevant to the tranny. It's more or less an item of worship, like a crucifix.
Notes
- ↑ If they are part of the, 0000001% that aren't trannies they still are fags, femboys, or just tranny fuckers.
