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{{SmallChud}}[[File:ChudsonNotTalkingNobg.png|thumb|Chudson talks virtual avatar on streams (Used AI to generate it award) ]]'''ChudsonCommentaries''' (better known as '''Chudsontalks''') is a [[Finland|Finnish]] chudcel version of [[CobsonTALKS]].  Xe mainly streams on [https://kick.com/chudsoncommentaries kick] or [[YouTube|jewtube]] or something.
{{SmallChud}}[[File:ChudsonNotTalkingNobg.png|thumb|Chudson talks virtual avatar on streams (Used AI to generate it award) ]]'''ChudsonCommentaries''' (better known as '''Chudsontalks''') is a [[Finland|Finnish]] chudcel version of [[CobsonTALKS]].  Xe mainly streams on [https://kick.com/chudsoncommentaries kick] or [https://www.youtube.com/@ChudsonCommentaries jewtube] or something.
== Personal life ==
== Personal life ==
We don't know too much about his personal life, but he did reveal in a stream that he spent 2 years in prison for allegedly doing what [[The Portuguese]] did.
We don't know too much about his personal life, but he did reveal in a stream that he spent 2 years in prison for allegedly doing what [[The Portuguese]] did.


He admitted on a thread that he is around in his 20s.  Probably 20-22 years old which is the average age of [[soyteens]].    He apparently lives on his own in some apartment.  
He admitted on a thread that he is around in his 20s.  Probably 20-22 years old which is the average age of [[soyteens]].    He apparently lives on his own in some apartment.  
== Livestreams ==
Participated in [[Soycraft|Craft'25]] and did a livestream about it.  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1oWsKfQYnPQ


== War experience ==
== War experience ==

Revision as of 09:13, 16 January 2026

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Chudson is a right-wing chudcel!
Chudson talks virtual avatar on streams (Used AI to generate it award)

ChudsonCommentaries (better known as Chudsontalks) is a Finnish chudcel version of CobsonTALKS. Xe mainly streams on kick or jewtube or something.

Personal life

We don't know too much about his personal life, but he did reveal in a stream that he spent 2 years in prison for allegedly doing what The Portuguese did.

He admitted on a thread that he is around in his 20s. Probably 20-22 years old which is the average age of soyteens. He apparently lives on his own in some apartment.

Livestreams

Participated in Craft'25 and did a livestream about it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1oWsKfQYnPQ

War experience

text convo with Chudson about his discharge

On July 6, 2025, he got conscripted by NATO to be a (((peacekeeper))) in the Russo-Ukrainian War.

On July 23th 2025, just a few hours after he got sent to the frontline he was wounded by a Russian shell, breaking a rib and also damaging his nervous system and brain. As of 18:20 local time he is still alive, currently being transported by train to a hospital in Kyiv. Though his injuries don't seem to be that severe based on tone, he should be grateful he is alive.

He also damaged his phone, which is a geg, hence his shitty mic quality. Never mind turns out the whole thing was a larp. I guess nothing really ever happens, does it?

On 29th of August he got discharged from the army by orders of the selfish little fuck captain and high command. (Thank god he won't be dying in a jewish war) [1]

Snopes