The Portuguese

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Astaghfirullah! The Portuguese is haram

The subject of this page has been disapproved by Allah and is considered haram.

The Portuguese is a disturbing criminal
Some actions taken by this individual are not in accordance with the law.
They should not be replicated nor condoned.
>I am NOT a clittycel, you fucking nigger kike faggot nigger! THIS PERSON IS A SEETHING CLITTYCEL!
Don't make xer angry, or xer clitty may start leaking!
>STOOOOOOP YOU FUCKING NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER MY CLITTY IS LEAKING!

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Smolshibez
Occupation(s)Crusader, Prisoner of War
Years active2024-2025
TitleKebab Removalist
IAS?No.

The Portuguese, also known as porktugger, SmolShibez on the 'ki, and SmolShibez on Xitter (and discord) was a recognizable poster mainly active on the sharty's /pol/, best known for hyperfixating on Brenton Tarrant, to the point of samefaging threads about him so hard he causes the entire site to lag[meds, it doesnt lag], raisinskinly obsessing over Muslims and writing a manifesto threatening to shoot up a mosque,[1] after that he got exposed on shitter by a muzzie.[2] He used to edit this page to revert every edit removing the autofellating bias.

After 1 and a half months of shitposting in the Portuguese-Islamic War smolshibez and his /pol/ buddies got 3 muslims temporarily banned for rule 2, he also got banned for drawing a child getting raped but he got unbanned shortly after. On September 9, 2024, he made his last thread saying he was raided by the feds for his shooting threats.[3] On October 1, 2024, at 13:xx GMT-4 he was confirmed to be arrested. On October 24th at 14:xx he briefly returned while posting from juvie, updating 'teens on his situation.[4] According to smolshibez; his father cried at the time of his sentencing.

Its likely he got groomed by failtrolls such as foodists or worse...

How activate his GTG (Goon-To-Gore) sleeper agent[edit | edit source]

  • Point out Christchurch was a falseflag to get large caliber guns banned in New Zealand (Even though in Tarrant manifesto he said that this was his goal -------> does this seriously not make you suspicious? geg)
  • Point out that how Tarrant's mother was sucking Aborigine cock while he was planning his grand LARP
  • Point out how he couldnt do anything remotely similar to what Tarrant did.
  • Point out how Tarrant's kill count of 51 muslims is nothing comparable to the casualties of Islamic terrorism in Europe
  • Point out Tarrant has explicitly stated he is "not a homophobe" in his manifesto, and "has no issues" with them
  • He got in jail GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG

Did (You) know?[edit | edit source]

The Portuguese was a pisscording faggot. His friends tried to hide this fact for a very long time (The Portuguese never claimed to be anything other than a corder) , and made up sorry excuses when this retard literally drew 'p and said

>IT HAS NO GENITALIA SO IT'S NOT 'P SAAAAAAAAAAAR

OHNONOONONONONO KEEEEEEEEEEEK

Not to mention his connections within the manifesto of Solomon Henderson (even though solomons cordxister groomer was a chinny regular and a former /pol/ user).

The Portuguese was also a Redditor and a bitchute user

https://www.reddit.com/user/SmolShibez/submitted/

https://www.bitchute.com/channel/smolshibez/

Random media from the porch of geese fighting[edit | edit source]

TND TMD
/pol/ is a chud owned board

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