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Star Wars used to be decent until its original creator [[Gigachad|George Lucas]] <s href="Soyjak"> MEDS IT WAS NEVER GOOD,</s> sold it off to [[Jews|Disney]] in 2012 as revenge for [[Oldfag|Gen Xers]] hating the prequel trilogy, [[Fact|even though the prequels were goated.]] Disney has since morphed the franchise into a mostly hated shell of its former self in an effort to appeal to white women on [[Twitter]] and [[Reddit|redditor]] soyboys. The movies released in the Disney era break the parameters of the first six movies completely, and all of the TV shows released in the Disney era is all small-scale uninteresting shit about the power of [[Tranny|neo-vagina]] teamwork [[or something]]. This is because [[Selfish Little Fuck|Kathleen Kennedy]], the current director, has severe and obsessive [[self-insert syndrome]]. | Star Wars used to be decent until its original creator [[Gigachad|George Lucas]] <s href="Soyjak"> MEDS IT WAS NEVER GOOD,</s> sold it off to [[Jews|Disney]] in 2012 as revenge for [[Oldfag|Gen Xers]] hating the prequel trilogy, [[Fact|even though the prequels were goated.]] Disney has since morphed the franchise into a mostly hated shell of its former self in an effort to appeal to white women on [[Twitter]] and [[Reddit|redditor]] soyboys. The movies released in the Disney era break the parameters of the first six movies completely, and all of the TV shows released in the Disney era is all small-scale uninteresting shit about the power of [[Tranny|neo-vagina]] teamwork [[or something]]. This is because [[Selfish Little Fuck|Kathleen Kennedy]], the current director, has severe and obsessive [[self-insert syndrome]]. | ||
==Eric Butts== | ==[[Eric Butts]]== | ||
[[File:Ericbutts.jpg|thumb|Eric Butts, famous soyboy, crying during The Rise of Skywalker's trailer]] | [[File:Ericbutts.jpg|thumb|Eric Butts, famous soyboy, crying during The Rise of Skywalker's trailer]] | ||
Some literal who mutt who cried actual tears watching the Last Jedi trailer and subsequently became the face to represent the modern [[Goyslop|consoomer]]. Xhe is very wholesome. (also xhe has a giant mole geg) | Some literal who mutt who cried actual tears watching the Last Jedi trailer and subsequently became the face to represent the modern [[Goyslop|consoomer]]. Xhe is very wholesome. (also xhe has a giant mole geg) | ||
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Star Wars is an American space opera media franchise that has been active since 1977. It is beloved by soyboys and theorized by many to cause the birth of soyboys, or at least the widespread
Star Wars used to be decent until its original creator George Lucas MEDS IT WAS NEVER GOOD, sold it off to Disney in 2012 as revenge for Gen Xers hating the prequel trilogy, even though the prequels were goated. Disney has since morphed the franchise into a mostly hated shell of its former self in an effort to appeal to white women on Twitter and redditor soyboys. The movies released in the Disney era break the parameters of the first six movies completely, and all of the TV shows released in the Disney era is all small-scale uninteresting shit about the power of neo-vagina teamwork or something. This is because Kathleen Kennedy, the current director, has severe and obsessive self-insert syndrome.
Eric Butts
Some literal who mutt who cried actual tears watching the Last Jedi trailer and subsequently became the face to represent the modern consoomer. Xhe is very wholesome. (also xhe has a giant mole geg)
