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The guy had a serious obsession with drawing thick women, likely as a mask to shield himself from ideas of pedophilia.
All Cartoonists are weirdos

James Bear also known as d00dleJam is a sick fuck Cucknadian cartoonist and former YouTuber who was best known for for his gooner animations where porn was the joke. He was originally platformed by Pyrocynical and got his start making an Eddsworld copy and paste webtoon.

Xis fans are mainly composed by algorithm slut young adults and mostly, Kids, as well and most importantly, Gooners.

Xis Content on YouTube

An example of James's artwork, he also creates Rule 34 (obviously, that content won't be shown here).

Before the controversies, he consistently uploaded animation videos, and a large part of his audience consisted of safe-edgy types and gooners. Ironically, his most popular video is about No Nut November. Which features his at the time girlfriend, drawn in a sexualized way. Something not special to this video, as it was common for his comedy to be, IT'S FUNNY CUZ IT'S PORN, despite having a noticeable child fanbase.

However, things later took a dark turn when he admitted on a conversation with an autistic friend of his, a now 30 year old Failtroll cartoonist nigger, who withheld what he was for years until they had an argument, at which point he decided to expose him; the friend in question is a man-child Selfish Little Fuck.

The conversation reveals that James feels guilty about raping his little sister , who btw, was in a wheelchair, from the time she was just eight years old until she was between eleven and thirteen, James also admitted to this relationship with other people, but with this particular person, it was more detailed and graphic.

Persona

Given his extremely shy personality, much like you, James had no luck finding girls in his early years, that’s why he took advantage of his little sister. He was a total cuck—shy and a complete shit bagged faggot who just liked staying home to make animations and had a weird fetish for drawing giant hands. He would often cry when telling his friends about his miserable life and the karma that plagued him. When he did manage to get a girlfriend, she cheated on him with a nigger who draws Rule 34. This would lead to him having a meltdown on Xitter, faking his death, and making an account talking about how much of a proud cuck he is under her posts. In this fit of sperging, he revealed his knowledge of cuck Hentai terminology, only practiced by the most veteran of gooners.

Advice

  • NEVER BE A CARTOONIST. (Drawing bald men with glasses doesn't count, btw.)
  • Although his online career is a DNB, it is strongly recommended that this demon is doxxed.
  • Try not abusing your disabled little sister to cope with being an incel.
  • If you meet James in real life, consider bullying him.

Gallery of Horrors

Doxxing

(You) WILL fill this section with relevant information NOW.

Despite the seriousness of James' sister's case, he has never been doxxed or arrested. THIS VVILL BE CHANGED.

YOU VVILL RESEARCH HIS INFORMATION AND TRACK HIS IP RIGHT NOW.

Alleged Personal Information

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AI Depiction of what James could look like irl

The following information was taken from some individuals who knew or know a little about James:

  • He is Born on July 6, 1999, he is twenty-six years old as of 2026
  • Bear is a extremely rare surname, so it is thought that the "bear" is just something he wanted to add close to his name. So Xis real name is in fact James Bear.
  • He is a Canadian Citizen, and Probably lives in Ontario like the rest of the population.
  • His younger sister, Alicia, was born approximately in 2003 or 2004 and it is sayed that she is in a wheelchair.
  • His Exgirlfriend's Full First and Last name is Clarissa Macias. Macias is a Spanish last name so she probably is Mexican.
  • Just like his avatar, James probably has a Brown colored hair and a average build.
  • As of June 2026, he has a report for incest and rape pending with Canadian police. [SOURCES NIGGER???]

Associates

  • Flashgitz
  • Thomas "Tomska" Ridgewell (Eddworld's Creator)