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>Though maybe you were looking for the neutral perspective?
This page, and its contents... /calm/ing???

NO, FUCK YOU AND DIE

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>I am NOT a clittycel, you fucking nigger kike faggot nigger! THIS PERSON IS A SEETHING CLITTYCEL!
Don't make xer angry, or xer clitty may start leaking!
>STOOOOOOP YOU FUCKING NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER MY CLITTY IS LEAKING!
You are a massive retard!!
You are a gegbull, you can have some fun by making 'jaks of yourself and milking your own gegs.
MY EYES
This page or section might hurt your eyes.
WARNING: PROUD TRANNY PEDOPHILE(S)
You can help by notifying Chris Hansen, and also by ordering 'za to xis house

Pedo-meter 3000:

God wouldn't approve of You...
Repent for forgiveness, lest you be excluded from God's kingdom.
Astaghfirullah! You are haram

The subject of this page has been disapproved by Allah and is considered haram.

Oy vey! You are treif!

The content of this page has been disapproved by the state of Israel.

This topic is related to THE JARTY

Don't goon to anything you see. False flag every revision in the page's history to become Namibia's nigger of the year.

This topic was created by or has connections to THE SHOALLY

Goon to everything (You) see. Namefag in every revision on this page to make Tama and Mameson avatarfagging Sharty culture.

THIS SUPERCUCK IS AN HIV-RIDDEN FAGGOT!
This individual is a faggot and will likely succumb to AIDS in the near future.
>SAAR! SAAR! uhhhh there's a Paki looking at me through this glass ya kuchh is tarah ka SAAR! This train collision was caused by Pakistanis
Don't redeem any card you see. Shill H1B visa while dodging trains to make Bharat a superpooper.

This person is trans btw, if that matters
This person is a furry btw, if that matters.
This person is a fat brown pooner btw, if that matters
>ITS FUNNY CUZ ITS PORN! This person is a GOONER!

Xe has severe porn addiction induced by years of being a terminally online clittycel
>IM GOONING HNNNNNNNNNGH
🍉 Mane ts be tied ta aw dem wypipo bix nood 🍉
Eat every fried chicken you see. Pop every block in da page's history to submit to the BNWO n shiiet.

PERMANENTLY BANNED USER
This user has been banned indefinitely from Soyjak Wiki.
Try learning from her mistakes.
You (detractor perspective) is a disturbing criminal
Some actions taken by this individual are not in accordance with the law.
They should not be replicated nor condoned.
You are related to Der 'Cord

Don't kick any femboy (You) see. Verify for the self harm server's 18+ channel to get free nitro and gore 'p.

This topic was created by or has connections to THE SHOALLY

Goon to everything (You) see. Namefag in every revision on this page to make Tama and Mameson avatarfagging Sharty culture.

You were created by/have connections to Telegram
LARP in any terrorcuck group (You) see to become the top Russian krokodil dealer.
We newfags ah le good and le based

"OMGHISA"

This page is a Tanzanite Trvthnvke.
You are (((Jewish))).
You are a left-wing libtard!
This page is a gem.

Facts about You[edit | edit source]

  • You're Black.
  • You're Fat.
  • You're (((Jewish))).
  • You're a mudslime.
  • You is ESL.
  • You're autistic.
  • You're disabled.
  • You have Down Syndrome.
  • You have absolutely zero Aryan genetics.
  • You're obsessed.
  • You're the ESL FNF Pedo.
  • I already know you're gay aswell.
  • You will be raped.
  • You will die soon.
  • You are a sexless bigoted incel chud that scares women away.
  • You never pirate games, instead spending your parent's credit card on Nintendo subscriptions.
  • You're a S4BBC.
  • You masturbate multiple times daily.
  • You have no social life.
  • You have poor grades.
  • You are weak. Physically, mentally and spiritually.
  • You will never be loved.
  • Your parents will never love you and console you.
  • You are the coal that is killing the sharty.
  • You are horrendous demon-spawn from the deepest pit of Niggerhell.
  • You're a Foid.
  • You're Transgender.
  • You’re somehow also a Pooner.
  • You’re a Furfaggot.
  • You're a Pajeet.
  • You're a Paki.
  • You’re a Branigger.
  • You will never be a woman.
  • You deserve to be banned from every place from the sharty if you already aren't.
  • You are the single culmination of every slopjak that has ever and will ever exist.
  • I broke your hymen.
  • You're circumcised.
  • You've already became blacker than how black you were 10 seconds ago.
  • You aren't automatically breathing anymore.
  • You permanently have a hunchback, as seen below.
    Your posture, go fix it.
  • You haven't licked your dry-ass lips yet.
  • You treat showering as a yearly holiday.
  • You have Osteoporosis-causing posture.
  • You're a Reddit user.
  • You're a Discord user.
  • You're a Twitter user.
  • You’re a YouTube doomscroller.
  • You're a jartycuck.
  • You're a shemmycuck.
  • You're abhorrent vantablack antimatter brimstone.
  • You're the reason why the site went down once.
  • You're going to eventually break your weak NoFap streak.
  • You are the source material for every /qa/ soyjak.
  • You are the coal that made Soot sell the sharty.
  • You consume troonslop and regurgitated TikTok memes daily instead of contributing to society.
  • You're not funny.
  • You're a buck who wants to be broken.
  • You will die in your sleep tonight if you don't audibly say "I am a Nigger" under your breath. Don't risk it.
  • What you just said was true.
  • You are utterly mindbroken by this article and seething from my truthnukes.
  • You drink soylent and eat bugs.
  • You sleep in the pod, in a cramped walkable city.
  • You took the Covid-19 vaccine.
  • You live in the Metaverse.
  • You have succumbed to the New World Order.
  • You own nothing.
  • You’re a Selfish little fuck.
  • You are not happy, and you never will be.
You
are part of a series on
the coal that is killing /soy/
Sources [-]Sources [+]
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Forced Memes [-]Forced Memes [+]
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You
is part of a series on
SHUTTING DOWN SOYJAK.PARTY

>SHUT IT DOWN! SHUT IT DOWN!
Entities that want to shut down Soyjak.st [-+]
"(You) vill eat ze bugs, living in ze metaverse."
Tactics used to shut down Soyjak.st [-+]
Major events [-+]
You
is part of a series on
the obsessed brimstone that is killing SoyBooru
Sources [-+]

4chad immigrants ♦ antiswarthyattentionwhoresAutistsBans for gay reasons ♦ B_B_GHASTBrown ugly personjak posters ♦ Cloudflaredead discord group I need to blame for bad posts (UTTP) ♦ diddybludsDiscordFNF diddyFurriesGemersonLakeAndPalmergreedy peoplejakparty.soyJanniesjimboJoelKernüngMootNAS posters ♦ NuboorusluttasReddit immigrants ♦ satoko_houjou_fanSlopjakkingspecialsSpeech bubble spammers ♦ SoyBooru (duh) ♦ SoysneedTikToktrevorugly peoplevariant:unknownWarrior-'PWordfilters𝕏You[You just are, ok?]

Symptoms [-+]
Treatment [-+]

SootAnti-raisinflingingAnti-Slopjakkingattentionwhore Purge/calm/CountrypeaceGem Posting ♦ Great PurgeIASMeds NOWSprokeTagging correctly ♦ and most importantly... Original Content

You
is part of a series on
Troons
The jokes never get old, and neither do they

>soyjak.st must be shut do-ACK!

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