You
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>Though maybe you were looking for the neutral perspective?
| This page, and its contents... /calm/ing??? |
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| THIS PERSON IS A SEETHING CLITTYCEL! Don't make xer angry, or xer clitty may start leaking! |
| You are a massive retard!! You are a gegbull, you can have some fun by making 'jaks of yourself and milking your own gegs. |
| MY EYES This page or section might hurt your eyes. |
You can help by notifying Chris Hansen, and also by ordering 'za to xis house
Pedo-meter 3000: ▲
| God wouldn't approve of You... Repent for forgiveness, lest you be excluded from God's kingdom. |
The subject of this page has been disapproved by Allah and is considered haram. |
The content of this page has been disapproved by the state of Israel. |
Don't goon to anything you see. False flag every revision in the page's history to become Namibia's nigger of the year. |
Goon to everything (You) see. Namefag in every revision on this page to make Tama and Mameson avatarfagging Sharty culture. |
| THIS SUPERCUCK IS AN HIV-RIDDEN FAGGOT! This individual is a faggot and will likely succumb to AIDS in the near future. |
| This person is trans btw, if that matters |
| This person is a furry btw, if that matters. |
| This person is a fat brown pooner btw, if that matters |
| This person is a GOONER! Xe has severe porn addiction induced by years of being a terminally online clittycel |
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PERMANENTLY BANNED USER
This user has been banned indefinitely from Soyjak Wiki. Try learning from her mistakes. |
You (detractor perspective) is a disturbing criminal
Some actions taken by this individual are not in accordance with the law. They should not be replicated nor condoned. |
Don't kick any femboy (You) see. Verify for the self harm server's 18+ channel to get free nitro and gore 'p. |
Goon to everything (You) see. Namefag in every revision on this page to make Tama and Mameson avatarfagging Sharty culture. |
| We newfags ah le good and le based "OMGHISA" |
Facts about You[edit | edit source]
- You're Black.
- You're Fat.
- You're (((Jewish))).
- You're a mudslime.
- You is ESL.
- You're autistic.
- You're disabled.
- You have Down Syndrome.
- You have absolutely zero Aryan genetics.
- You're obsessed.
- You're the ESL FNF Pedo.
- I already know you're gay aswell.
- You will be raped.
- You will die soon.
- You are a sexless bigoted incel chud that scares women away.
- You never pirate games, instead spending your parent's credit card on Nintendo subscriptions.
- You're a S4BBC.
- You masturbate multiple times daily.
- You have no social life.
- You have poor grades.
- You are weak. Physically, mentally and spiritually.
- You will never be loved.
- Your parents will never love you and console you.
- You are the coal that is killing the sharty.
- You are horrendous demon-spawn from the deepest pit of Niggerhell.
- You're a Foid.
- You're Transgender.
- You’re somehow also a Pooner.
- You’re a Furfaggot.
- You're a Pajeet.
- You're a Paki.
- You’re a Branigger.
- You will never be a woman.
- You deserve to be banned from every place from the sharty if you already aren't.
- You are the single culmination of every slopjak that has ever and will ever exist.
- I broke your hymen.
- You're circumcised.
- You've already became blacker than how black you were 10 seconds ago.
- You aren't automatically breathing anymore.
- You permanently have a hunchback, as seen below.

Your posture, go fix it. - You haven't licked your dry-ass lips yet.
- You treat showering as a yearly holiday.
- You have Osteoporosis-causing posture.
- You're a Reddit user.
- You're a Discord user.
- You're a Twitter user.
- You’re a YouTube doomscroller.
- You're a jartycuck.
- You're a shemmycuck.
- You're abhorrent vantablack antimatter brimstone.
- You're the reason why the site went down once.
- You're going to eventually break your weak NoFap streak.
- You are the source material for every /qa/ soyjak.
- You are the coal that made Soot sell the sharty.
- You consume troonslop and regurgitated TikTok memes daily instead of contributing to society.
- You're not funny.
- You're a buck who wants to be broken.
- You will die in your sleep tonight if you don't audibly say "I am a Nigger" under your breath. Don't risk it.
- What you just said was true.
- You are utterly mindbroken by this article and seething from my truthnukes.
- You drink soylent and eat bugs.
- You sleep in the pod, in a cramped walkable city.
- You took the Covid-19 vaccine.
- You live in the Metaverse.
- You have succumbed to the New World Order.
- You own nothing.
- You’re a Selfish little fuck.
- You are not happy, and you never will be.

