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THIS PERSON IS A SEETHING CLITTYCEL!
Don't make xer angry, or xer clitty may start leaking!
Don't make xer angry, or xer clitty may start leaking!
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You are a massive retard!! You are a gegbull, you can have some fun by making 'jaks of yourself and milking your own gegs. |
MY EYESThis page or section might hurt your eyes.
THIS TURBONIGGER IS A PEDOPHILE
You can help by notifying Chris Hansen, and ordering 'za to xis house
You can help by notifying Chris Hansen, and ordering 'za to xis house
| The Lord wouldn't approve of You... Repent for forgiveness, lest you be excluded from God's kingdom. |
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 Astaghfirullah! You are haram
The subject of this page has been disapproved by Allah and is considered haram. |
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 Oy vey! You are treif!
The content of this page has been disapproved by the state of Israel. |
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This topic is related to THE JARTY Don't goon to anything you see. False flag every revision in the page's history to become Togo's pedophile of the year.
THIS SUPERCUCK IS AN HIV-RIDDEN FAGGOT!
This individual is a faggot and will likely succumb to AIDS in the near future.
This individual is a faggot and will likely succumb to AIDS in the near future.
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This person is trans btw, if that matters |
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This person is a furry btw, if that matters. |
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This person is a fat brown pooner btw, if that matters |
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You are a GOONER! Xe has severe porn addiction induced by years of being a terminally online clittycel |
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This page is Brappy.
Eat some takis, a taco y a burrito y drink some refresco before you read this page o algo |
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 PERMANENTLY BANNED USER
This user has been banned indefinitely from Soyjak Wiki. Try learning from her mistakes. |
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You (detractor perspective) is a disturbing criminal
Some actions taken by this individual are not in accordance with the law. They should not be replicated nor condoned. |
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 You are related to Der 'Cord
Don't nick change any belugacuck (You) see. Verify for the self harm server's 18+ channel to get free nitro and gore 'p. |
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We nusois ah le good and le based "bestie you a stahr!" |
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You are (((Jewish))).
You are a left-wing libtard!
This page is a gem.Facts about You[edit | edit source]
- You're Black.
- You're a Fat fuck.
- You're a (((kike))).
- You're a subhuman shitskinned pig worthless spineless piece of shit failed abortion smegma laced good for nothing inbred greasy pissbaby pedoniggercuckmutt most irrelevant irritating infuriating insufferable illiterating obnoxious abhorrent loathsome abomination who should get executed in the most horrific and excruciating ways possible no one would ever miss you you deserve every fucked up shit that happens to you and if you die the next day absolutely nobody would shed a single fucking tear rest in piss we’re all gonna have a party and piss on your grave knowing that you’re rotting in hell for eternity and we don’t have to live with your pathetic valueless existence so go fuck yourself pussy
- You is ESL.
- You're autistic.
- You're disabled.
- You have Down Syndrome.
- You have absolutely zero Aryan genetics.
- You're obsessed.
- You're a Selfish Little Fuck.
- You're the ESL FNF Pedo.
- I already know you're gay aswell.
- You will be raped.
- You will die soon.
- You are a sexless bigoted incel chud that scares women away.
- You never pirate games, instead spending your parent's credit card on Nintendo subscriptions.
- You're a S4BBC.
- You masturbate multiple times daily.
- You have no social life.
- You have poor grades.
- You are weak. Physically, mentally and spiritually.
- You will never be loved.
- Your parents will never love you and console you.
- You are the coal that is killing the sharty.
- You are horrendous demon-spawn from the deepest pit of Niggerhell.
- You're a Foid.
- You're Transgender.
- You’re somehow also a Pooner.
- You will never be the sex you desire to be.
- You’re a Furfaggot.
- You're a Pajeet.
- You're a Paki.
- You’re a Branigger.
- You deserve to be banned from every place from the sharty if you already aren't.
- You are the single culmination of every slopjak that has ever and will ever exist.
- I broke your hymen.
- You're circumcised.
- You've already became blacker than how black you were 10 seconds ago.
- You aren't automatically breathing anymore.
- You permanently have a hunchback, as seen below.
Your posture, go fix it. - You haven't licked your dry-ass lips yet.
- You treat showering as a yearly holiday.
- You have Osteoporosis-causing posture.
- You're a Reddit user.
- You're a Discord user.
- You're a Twitter user.
- You’re a YouTube doomscroller.
- You're a jartycuck.
- You're a shemmycuck.
- You're abhorrent vantablack antimatter brimstone.
- You're the reason why the site went down once.
- You're going to eventually break your weak NoFap streak.
- You are the source material for every /qa/ soyjak.
- You are the coal that made Soot sell the sharty.
- You consume troonslop and regurgitated TikTok memes daily instead of contributing to society.
- You're not funny.
- You're a buck who wants to be broken.
- You will die in your sleep tonight if you don't audibly say "I am a nigger" under your breath. Don't risk it.
- What you just said was true.
- You are utterly mindbroken by this article and seething from my truthnukes.
- You’re Latinx.
- You drink soylent and eat bugs.
- You sleep in the pod, in a cramped walkable city.
- You took the Covid-19 vaccine.
- You live in the Metaverse.
- You have succumbed to the New World Order.
- You own nothing.
- You are not happy, and you never will be.
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