You (detractor perspective)

>Though maybe you were looking for the neutral perspective?

This page, and its contents... /calm/ing??? NO, FUCK YOU AND DIE

THIS PERSON IS A SEETHING CLITTYCEL! Don't make xer angry, or xer clitty may start leaking!

This page is a Tanzanite Trvthnvke.

You are the coal that is destroying the Party!

This page, ironically, is a gem.

(You)
>I don't look like dat n sheeeit!!!
Status	Raped
Cause of death	AIDS
Resting place	Niggerhell
Occupation	The Raped
Best known for	Nothing
Political party	Discord

Facts about You

• You're Black.
• You're Jewish.
• You're disabled.
• You have absolutely zero Aryan genetics.
• You're obsessed.
• You're the ESL FNF Pedo.
• I already know you're gay aswell.
• You will be raped.
• You are a sexless bigoted incel chud that scares women away.
• You never pirate games, instead spending your parent's credit card on Nintendo subscriptions.
• You're a S4BBC
• You masturbate multiple times daily.
• You have no social life.
• You have poor grades.
• You are weak. Physically, mentally and spiritually.
• You will never be loved.
• You are the coal that is killing the sharty.
• You're Transgender.
• You will never be a woman.
• You deserve to be banned from every place from the sharty if you already aren't.
• Even the Jassy is disgusted by you.
• You are the single culmination of every slopjak that has ever and will ever exist.
• I broke your hymen.
• You're circumcised.
• You've already became blacker than how black you were 10 seconds ago.
• You aren't automatically breathing anymore.

  

  Your posture, go fix it.

• You haven't licked your dry-ass lips yet.
• You treat showering as a yearly holiday.
• You have Osteoporosis-causing posture.
• You're a Reddit user.
• You're a Discord user.
• You're a Twitter user.
• You're abhorrent vantablack antimatter brimstone.
• You're the reason why the site went down once.
• You're going to eventually break your weak NoFap streak.
• You are the source material for every /qa/ soyjak.
• You are the coal that made soot sell the sharty.
• You consume troonslop and regurgitated TikTok memes daily instead of contributing to society.
• You're not funny.
• You're a buck who wants to be broken.
• You will die in your sleep tonight if you don't audibly say "I am a Nigger" under your breath. Don't risk it.
• What you just said was true.
• You are utterly mindbroken by this article and seething from my truthnukes.
• You drink soylent and eat bugs.
• You sleep in the pod, in a cramped walkable city.
• You took the Covid-19 vaccine.
• You live in the Metaverse.
• You have succumbed to the New World Order.
• You own nothing.
• You are not happy, and you never will be.

^none of this is true you are a gem