Pyrocynical
You can help by notifying Chris Hansen, and also by ordering 'za to xheir house
Pedo-meter: 3000 ▲
| This person is a GOONER! Xe has severe porn addiction induced by years of being a terminally online clittycel |
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Pyrocynical | |
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| Niall Murphy (Nigger Murphoid) | |
| Born | May 14, 1997 |
| Nationality | |
| Occupation(s) | Child groomer, furfag, slop creator |
| Years active | 2014 - Present. |
| Best known for | Engaging in adult furry diaper roleplay with children, creating essay slop, being a gooner |
| IAS? | No |
Pyrocynical or Pedocynical aka Niall Anthony Murphy aka Nigger Morphoid is a prominent JewTuber from the UK who makes Video Essays and slop content, he is a proud gooner and crossdresser with a disgusting fat tranny furry fart fetish, he was almost outed as a groomer because he had erotic fetish roleplay with a minor called Ivory on der' cord, but got away with it because his young audience didn't want to believe it.
The most vocal person that would bring this out of just Kiwifarms discussion was Turkey Tom, a video essay/commentaryslop video maker, who released 3 videos[1][2][3] about this topic, and the backlash by Pyrocynical fans would be so overwhelming that he'd have to leave the internet for months to wait for the dislike bombing and spam comments to stop. When the first videos came out it was somewhat positively received but the other people showing him support would later retract it when the backlash started coming in.
Before making video essays and commentary videos about SNCA, xhe spent xer time making MLG videos.
Btw Niall pronounces cut as "coot", so you know he's an absolute tranny.
Btw2 Niall most likely has a humiliation fetish, as he """accidentally""" showed that he has a thick furry fempyro gooner mod for TF2 on stream on TWO separate occasions and later also """accidentally""" exposed the fact that he was commissioning a 3D artist to make an even fatter fempyro model. While the first occurrence was arguably a move to get people to talk about him, the other two instances were most definitely done just to fulfill his public humiliation fetish.
Niall has used downplaying and plausible deniability to avoid claims made about him, despite him clearly knowing the age and intending the meet up at an event (for sex). There is evidence to show he was aware of the age difference and has shown a repeated behavior of messaging underaged fans and artists in a sexual way essentially fetishmining (The act of soliciting fetish content from somebody without them knowing the true purpose, if they would engage he'd continue to ERP if not he has some plausible deniability of it being a joke.)[4] He also tried to have a relationship with a 15 year old French girl[5] and after people found out he backed out to not compromise his career. She went onto be groomed, abused and statutorily raped by his friend and fellow content creator called Ancient Reality, which he tried to wipe all the information about him away but was later found out to be on a new channel called "Prince of Zimbabwe" where he made cringe woahjack videos[6] and he hasn't uploaded since 2019. Niall has also been basically trooning out on stream for views and he's a massive faggot.
Ivory saying he's a minor[edit | edit source]
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>Woopsie! I'm sorry!! Just nevermind the 4 year age gap!
FULL DOX[edit | edit source]
- Name: Niall Anthony Murphy
- Date of Birth: 1997-05-14
- Address: SUMMERHILL FARM, SUMMER HILL, MILWICH, STAFFORD, ST18 0EL (Since 2021-03-01) <------ no longer true, xe moved to Australia
His name was previously thought to be Niall Comas (Nigger Cumass).
His current address: 2208/7 Riverside Quay, Southbank VIC 3006 (2025 okt. 12)
theard 'chive: https://archive.ph/UjKwU
Raiding With This New 'ox[edit | edit source]
The 'ox above is the current one, it has been Snopes verified and seems to be the most accurate, thougheverbeit we need seetheralds from this 'ox, only (You) can help us by spreading the powerword, below is a list of places to post it on
1. Xitter[edit | edit source]
This is pretty obvious, to avoid getting your account locked, I suggest putting up the dox edit there, also make sure to @ as many creators and notable online figures as possible to get attention
2. Reddit[edit | edit source]
This is one (You) could attempt posting it on, you should be careful thoughever, especially when posting it on xer subreddit, try to be subtle so you don't get perma 'nished
3. YouTube[edit | edit source]
This is one that (to my knowledge) hasn't been done yet, outside of somebody chatting it on a Dead Internet Despot Livestream, this could work, but again, be careful if (You) try this, those are all the places I can currently think of, if (You) can think of more, please add them here
Urgency[edit | edit source]
This 'ox was very turbulent. There were several derailers, several attempts at snitching and several falseflags. Chances are, he already knows he's been doxed. Because of this it is of utmost importance to act fast with this dox, before it becomes outdated again. Do not bother with pizza as it's very likely he's already contacted nearby pizza chains about it, instead try to think outside the box in ways to fuck with him hopefully while on stream.
Archives of the old threads and current thread link[edit | edit source]
Here are all the archives of older threads[7][8], here is the current one and an archive in case it also gets 'nished[9][10], Second thread archives[11][12] the first original thread starting this needs an archive, if any archives of the original was made, (You) VVILL link them


Gallery[edit | edit source]
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Pyro fans, Your response?
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Pyronigger gets 'za (GEEEEEEEEEG)
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Schizo soyteen maps out Pyrocynical's window
Conspiracy Theories & Speculation[edit | edit source]
The following page or section was written during a schizo episode. You WILL remind the author to take his meds. |
- It is rumored that Pyrocynical's group of friends was operating a grooming ring and Pyrocynical and Ancient reality were not the only two engaging in this behavior.
- Pyrocynical created the "Boykisser" meme to groom kids on Discord.
- Pyrocynical created Incredible Gassy (theory from Lessons in Meme Culture comment section)
Pyrojak[edit | edit source]
This soyjak variant gets posted on the 'log less than once a month. |
| Pyrojak | |
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| Soyjak variant | |
| Origin | /raid/, soyjak.party (approx 23:00-0:00 UTC, 9-10 April 2024) |
| SoyBooru posts | |
| Traced from | Pyrocynical freakout on live |
Pyrocynical got forced by a soyteen after he enacted a very autistic freakout from a jumpscare on the horror game he was playing or something when he was live. The 'za was delivered not long after the freakout.
Pedo apologists:[edit | edit source]
believe it or not, some nusoigabagloobaschukas are fucking OBSESSED with derailing threads about pyro, because somehow. He ''apologised'' and ''everybody forgave him'' and ''its dead drama'' (niggerbabble, evenDOE its just one singular doxlee (A couple other people too, but mainly the one obsessed doxlee)
>Best way to deal with xhem o algo[edit | edit source]
just fucking ignore them geg.
You can also bait xhem extremely easily geg.
Citations
- ↑ https://youtu.be/YQ_LQ7yHMng?si=Lb4O9snwBKZn7x6E
- ↑ https://youtu.be/E6M9gVoYslE?si=36TG4U0O7n0uAHWq
- ↑ https://youtu.be/Oe9x4L5HRNU?si=721_WkLahEICXVxt
- ↑ https://youtu.be/Oe9x4L5HRNU?t=303
- ↑ https://youtu.be/gxwWzU-JFtI?t=214
- ↑ https://youtu.be/gxwWzU-JFtI?t=2876
- ↑ http://archive.md/20251006072639/https://soyjak.st/raid/thread/224876.html
- ↑ https://megalodon.jp/2025-1008-0539-51/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/13477144.html
- ↑ https://archive.ph/OINyE
- ↑ https://archive.ph/74A0j
- ↑ https://archive.ph/z26JE
- ↑ https://megalodon.jp/2025-1005-0418-11/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/13411452.html




