Rule 34
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Rule 34 is the go-to website for chronic gooners to find drawn porn and drawn 'p, which they use as an excuse to justify their pedophilia.
If you've been on the internet long enough, you know that specific characters, franchises, and even entirely non-sexual inanimate objects are only popular because they offer plenty of fanservice (goonslop), so it is no surprise that more porn is made of those things than of others. Out of all that porn, the quality of some of it ends up exceeding the quality of the thing it is based on, resulting in what we see here.
Since stupid things tend to become part of internet culture, it is only natural for them to have R34. Unfortunately, the people who make it are the same unfunny, untalented idiots who popularized them in the first place (e.g. Chris Chan, Alexreynard, DBoyWheeler, Eric W. Schwartz, Neomorphasis, Ray Jones, ReZ, and Urd-chan); thus, there is often badly made porn of things that nobody cares about.
On top of their art being an eyesore, R34 artists love putting random, unfunny Easter eggs in the backgrounds or corners of their porn and 'p, such as random TikTok stickers or memes, sketches of other characters making goofy faces, and references to SNCA. Commenters on those posts will still eat it up and act like it is the funniest thing of all time tho. As a result, you will now see a million posts consisting of 'p with FlightReacts images and LosPollosTV as a hamster pasted on top.
The term "Rule 34" came about in 2003, when Peter Morley-Souter created a webcomic in which he saw porn of Calvin and Hobbes and captioned it with the phrase. It was later popularized by 4cuck. Nowadays, the term is also used to make safe-edgy porn references and trick unaware children into becoming porn addicts.
There are two well-known websites that host Rule 34 content: rule34.xxx and the older, more popular rule34.paheal.net. The former has less drawn 'p, while the latter has far more.[a]
- Cobson won first place as the "most gooned" character on the site, having an iCame™ count of 823687 after the Sharty's raid [He just was, ok?]. Unfortunately, Rule 34 jannies woke up and removed Cobson from iCame.
- Marge is a fairly popular character in R34 culture. [marge... wtf marge] Sexual attraction to Simpsons characters is a trait found only among subhuman gooners. Shitsons characters are still DISGUSTING, HIDEOUS BRIMSTONE.
- It has been proven beyond even the faintest doubt by fetishists, trannies, furries, infantilists, gooners, and other perverted horndogs in general that the site's popularity resides solely in hosting porn (no shit, nigger), lolisho, and nothing else. Shitoko has a Rule 34 account called Bonerific.
- Pahealniggers are rumored to be the ones who uploaded slopjak porn to SoyBooru.
- BBC gets filtered to "British Broadcasting Corporation", and Nigger/Nigga gets filtered to "Attractive and successful African".
- Tranny gets filtered to "Futa".
- "Underage" is one of the banned words on Rule 34, even though there is porn of underage characters regardless of this.🔒
- Thankfully, the Internet Archive blacklisted both Rule 34 sites from the🗝️ Gayback Machine.[1][2]
Slopjak incident
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On July 24, 2025, a lone slopjak (one of the highest-resolution ones, with a huge file size) was scraped onto rule34.xxx by a bot and mindbroke the gooner natives.[3] Some gooned to it[b], some GEGged, and some were confused.
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