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>ITS FUNNY CUZ ITS PORN!
These people are GOONERS!Xey have severe porn addiction induced by years of being terminally online clittycels
WARNING: PROUD TRANNY PEDOPHILESYou can help by notifying the authorities, and ordering 'za to xheir houses
Pedo-meter 3000:
Mazel tov! Rule 34 is Kosher!This article is related to (((God's chosen people))). Read all revisions to find a solution for their perplexing quandary.
Rule 34 is (((Jewish))).
We did NOT created Rule34 to lobotomize 'teens into getting EPI and make them weak when socializing, you VILL NOT investigate this further.


Rule 34 is the go-to website for chronic gooners to find drawn porn and 'p, that is also drawn, which they use to justify their pedophilia (still antimatter doe).

If you've been on the internet long enough, you know that specific characters, franchises, and even entire non-sexual inanimate objects are only popular because they offer plenty of fanservice, so it's no surprise that there's more porn made of said things than there is made of others. So out of all that porn made, the quality of some of it ends up exceeding the quality of the thing it's based on, resulting in what we see here.

Since stupid things tend to become part of internet culture, them having r34 is only natural. Unfortunately, the people who 34 them are the same unfunny, untalented idiots who popularized them in the first place (ex: Alexreynard, Chris Chan, DBoyWheeler, Eric W. Schwartz, Neomorphasis, Ray Jones, ReZ, and Urd-chan), thus there are often badly-done porn made of things that nobody cares about.

On top of their art being an eyesore, r34 artists love putting random unfunny easter eggs in the background or corner of their porn & 'p, such as random TikTok stickers/memes, sketches of other characters doing goofy faces, and references to SNCA. The comments of that post will still eat it up and act like it's the funniest thing of all time tho. And as a result, you'll see a million posts nowadays where it's 'p with FlightReacts images and LosPollosTV as a hamster pasted on top.

The term "Rule 34" came about in 2003, when Peter Morley-Souter created a webcomic in which he saw porn of "Calvin and Hobbes" and captioned it with that name. It was later popularized by 4cuck. Nowadays, this term is also used for making safe-edgy porn references and tricking unaware children into being exposed to porn.

There are 2 well-known websites that provide Rule 34, rule34.xxx and the older, more popular rule34.paheal.net. The former has less drawn 'p while the latter has drawn 'p.[a]

Fun facts[edit | edit source]

Cobson iCame™ counter was a Sharty winraid.Reason for victory: Claimed the top spot. Marge LOST
The rule34cuck song
  • Cobson won 1st place as the "most gooned" character on the site, having an iCame™ count of 823687 after the Sharty's raid [He just was, ok?]. Unfortunately, Rule 34 jannies woke up and took Cobson off iCame.
  • Marge is a fairly popular character in r34 culture. [marge... wtf marge] The sexual attraction towards Simpsons characters is a trait only inheritable by a subhuman gooner. Shitsons characters are still DISGUSTING HIDEOUS BRIMSTONE
  • It has been proven beyond even the faintest doubts by fetishists, trannies, furries, infantilists, gooners and other perverted horndogs in general that its popularity resides solely in it hosting porn (no shit, nigger), lolisho and nothing else. Shitoko has a rule34 account called Bonerific.
  • BBC gets filtered to "British Broadcasting Corporation" and Nigger/Nigga gets filtered to "Attractive and successful African".
  • Tranny gets filtered to "Futa".
  • "Underage" is one of the banned words on Rule34. Even though there is porn of underage characters regardless of this.🔒

Slopjak incident[edit | edit source]

The slopjak incident was a Sharty winraid.Reason for victory: Gooners got owned cuz they look like that and say that GEEEEEEEG

On July 24, 2025, a lone slopjak (one of the most hd ones with a huge filesize and resolution) was scraped to rule34.xxx by a bot and mindbroke the gooner natives.[3] Some gooned to it[b], some GEGged, some were confused.

See also[edit | edit source]

Notes

  1. Yes, there's 'p on both sites, But .paheal.net has way more due to being way less moderated, and it's actually extremely common compared to xheir xister site E621.net.
  2. Though I'm pretty sure the guy who said he gooned to it 50 times was just shitposting

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