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Soycraft
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The 4th Soycraft server is the official Minecraft server of Soyjak.Party, and partially also of Soygem.Party.[1]It was released on the 28th of July with announcements made on both /soy/ and /craft/, following the /craft/ board being re-opened after a two month long hiatus.
YOU VILL join the server
YOU VILL use a cracked account using legacy launcher if you don't have a premium account / want to remain private
YOU VILL form your own faction and make hyperborea in Minecraft.
CRAFTING RECIPES HERE!!!
Release
The server released on the 28th of July, Sunday. At the time it included a brand new factions plugin which allowed for warfare and more "Roleplay" oriented scenarios. On the release-day of the server it was able to garner around (46) ~50 players at Its peak. It also included a few plugins from the older Soycraft server which had been hosted by Baritone, Soycraft. The servers' new Managers / Administrators are Mist and Ronald, with Doll also being given "Operator" powers.
The server had suffered through many reboots in Its first few days mainly due to new plugin additions but also to attempt to make the server more stable and less laggy. As it was (and still is) somewhat of a problem for players.
History and Culture
The server is a reboot of the old Soycraft server (of which Doll and fags have still not made a World download for FROOT DO THIS), and briefly ran on the same IP (mc.soyjak.party) before the switch to a new modern less racist more transphobic (chuds say this o algo) IP. It went online 7/28/2024.
The Battle for Slvt Stronghold (The Ultimate Failraid of Ultimate History) 7/30/2024
Since the server had opened, the faction Slvt4Bibisi Fanclub had declared war on every faction of significant size on the server and had been hunting down its members at their bases and killing them for loot, going as far as Hyperborea at 10,000 blocks North. Particularly, they had targeted Agartha and its leader stampylongnose. On 7/30/2024 stampy called all of his allies who were willing from factions including TheChuddianFront, TheWizardFederation (every faction on the servers greatest ally o algo please give the diamonds and resources), and others to his base to lead a raid against Slvt4Bibisi Fanclub and its leader at their base in the nether. Approximately 20 or so chuds showed up to aid. They traveled nearly 2,000 blocks by foot, took multiple screenshots, and landclaimed around the nether portal leading to Slvt Stronghold and generally shit up the local area with netherack. Eventually, stampy called for someone to enter the portal naked to check if it had been blocked, so that they may begin the siege elsewhere if so. Once the ok was given, the entire army rushed into the portal and was immediately slaughtered because ManinoffLover had claimed it wasnt blocked,was a fucking Jew, and LIED o algo.
Much seething was done, many enchanted items were lost, and this is generally considered the worst failraid EVER and of course da jooz were behind it (really).
The Fall of the SAE
Since the SAE (Soy Aryans) had owned more chunks then they had power (~400/~300), their territory were left vulnerable to attack and seizure. On July 31th, 2024, a user by the name of VolunteerCarp took advantage of this flaw and raided the SAE spawn territory, inflicting massive damage while being left unnoticed. The SAE couldn't reclaim their building due to lacking the power to do so, thus invoking user Terry_A_Davis to seize it for himself. When the leader of the SAE YuriGOD01 logged back on, he was left disappointing and was coerced into resigning then creating a cartel near chuddian front. The faction is still standing as of now, but it is uncertain if they would survive any longer.
Portal Trapping
Due to the claim feature, players (Slvt4BIBISI) can make portal traps from which players cannot get out of (unless they use the ./spawn command.) This trapping strategy is considerably efficient at trapping the players of enemy factions and killing them, as they cannot get out in any way unless they have 8 seconds to wait for the teleport to spawn or an ender pearl.
Plugins
The server includes many plugins such as SlimeFun, Brewery, Dynmap, ImageFrame and many more, they allow for a far more custom experience than any vanilla Minecraft server could allow. On the 30th of July a user known as Sonoro would abuse the login security plugin and log into accounts using PollyMC cracked accounts and then overwriting all of the victim's armor and tools with cobblestone, this exploit has since then been patched.
Factions
The server includes many factions, the most important and biggest factions include The ChuddianFront, The Gigachad Empire, The Soy-Aryans, Agartha, /qa/triots, /bant/, Andria, Woluntas, Venetia, TheWizardFederation and many more, the plugin that is used on the server includes a unique power system, In the servers' first days the number one spot for power was almost always exclusively taken by the Soy-Aryans, the two biggest factions are the Soy-Aryans and The ChuddianFront. On the first day of the server launching, Doll had also made an appearance and created a Janny only faction known as The Dollhouse, in reference to the old Telegram mod-exclusive groupchat.
The Soy-Aryans / SAE
Soy-Aryan(ie) Empire were the largest faction on the server up until July 31st, 2024 when they were Holocausted and gassed to death by a large fat ladies asscheeks. At their peak, they had around 37 members. It was run by YuriGOD (Minecraft username YuriGOD1) a former Schlog namefag who was banned on the site for his Guro fetish and stated that he would get off on a fat lady being dismembered, raped, and tortured. Despite the former, It was an incredibly gemmy and awesome faction and had the biggest landclaim (mostly on the spawn "island") until being massacred, and had many of the most prominent players as members early on, including the server owner Mist. The Soy-Aryans became increasingly unstable, with power struggles plaguing the faction and ownership temporarily being given to 6zfx. It was eventually disbanded by Mist following it's decline and YuriGOD's inactivity.
The faction was based in the Nutshack, named after the slowburn genre-defining show of the same name. Situated less than a hundred blocks from Spawn, It was the oldest house on the server and was destroyed during the faction's decline.
The Wizard Federation
Faction of mediocre size run by Daisuke_Cobson, a heckin' oldfag from original Soycraft who is not not retarded and cant build the black son correctly. Like Israel, they are (our) greatest ally and deserve free stuff. Tries to sell wool and fails consistently. Terry_A_Davis's first faction.
Also employs the most diverse workforce on the server, being a niche internet microcelebrity for recruiting slave labor from players with black skins such as Noot2011 (an actual child o algo) and LungCancer12.
Agartha
A real faction run by the Aryan Hyperbeasts themselves GoldenNeon (Owner) and stampylongnose (yes, the real stampy) (Co-Owner) who cant into combat and can into farms and making money and may also be Canadian. Giant netherack swastika visible on the worldmap 70-200 blocks above their base.
The Slvt4BIBISI Fanclub
Undeniably the villains of the server that are responsible for multiple deaths, portal trappings, and overall just being insufferable niggers. On day one it consisted of just its founder, Slvt4BIBISI, who due to his status as a namefaggot on /soy/ got ruthlessly spawn killed. Despite this, he was able to construct a giant niggerdick out of obsidian at spawn named "slvt spire". Eventually, after xe got off to goon to his epi, chuds managed to destroy xer base by luring creepers. After returning and subsequently getting spawnkilled and crying to the janny he retreated into niggerhell to build "slvt stronghold". Along the way he would recruit magicgoy into the club, and after getting armor the duo went on a killing spree killing members from ChuddianFront, The Soy-Aryans, Agartha, /qa/triots, Hyperborea, /bant/, Woluntas, Venetia, and Andria. Notably, in the case of Hyperborea they went 10,000 blocks north just to build a niggerdick on thier lawn.
Slvt Stronghold
Despite its history little is known about the location. It resides in the bowls of niggerhell (The Nether) and is heavily fortified. Known fortifications include a lava curtain, physical walls that stretch to the nether ceiling, multiple portal traps (4 are claimed to exist), and its location being a crimson forest also provides challenges from the hostile mobs to terrain. DO NOT APPROACH FROM THE OVERWORLD.
Chüddisch Front
Currently the largest faction on the server as of July 1st, 2024. They merged with Andria, a faction based around the streamer Andre Live, which merged into Chüddisch Front and Venetia due to the Gigachad Empire committing war against Andria.
Gigachad Empire
Contrary to their name, they're obsessed faggots. Launch everyone of them into the sun
