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Gigaryan


Gigaryan is a 7-foot-tall, extremely muscular blonde-haired Yamnaya Gigachad Aryan warrior, usually in a steppe background. He has brown pants, brown boots, braided hair, and blue eyes; he wields a spear and an axe and is surrounded by a super saiaryan aura, with a glowing spinning kolovrat behind his head. Gigaaryan is commonly used on tiktok comments by based monteniggers and kosovans to larp as true based olgolpilled nazicommunists, usually under Yamnaya edits made by neonazis.
Origin
Gigaaryan originated as an edit of a famous image, showing him as an ancient proto-Indo-European supersoldier of Yakub. However, the image was extremely inaccurate in depicting the Aryan beast's blonde hair and blue eyes, instead giving him a gypsy look, so someone fixed it by changing the eye and hair color and making the skin whiter.
It has become quite popular on tiktok, being posted under edits about the Yamnaya, Corded Ware, and Sintashta ancient Aryan supersoldier gangs.
Lore
Gigaryan was not part of the proto-Indo-European genetically selected population of Patmos, but rather Yakub's most loyal assistant, and he was too black before becoming the Gigaryan we know and love. What changed him was falling accidentally into a camel piss cauldron from which he got the blonde hair, but gladly not the stench. Instead, he smells like pure Aryan honey. Yakub then made him the official leader of the migration towards the Pontic steppe since he was too lazy to bring them there by boat.
Falling into the cauldron also gave him viltrumite strength and flight, plus the ability to shoot aryan beast bombs out of his mouth, making him virtually unstoppable in any corner of the globe. He also did to the Indus Valley civilization what Omniman did in that epic scene.
Powers
His powers aren't well known, but he should definitely be on par with Yakub, so he might not have the paranormally huge intellect of his boss. Still, he compensates with terrifyingly strong physical strength and speed, allowing him to manipulate his chakra vril kundalini to shoot powerful Aryan Beast Bombs and fly so he can larp in Invincible edit. He for sure no diffs any character in Hazbin Hotel.
Gallery
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Sheet hyperboreans care about
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Gigaryan nukes anatolian neolithic farmers
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OPSEC LEVEL: HYPERBOREA
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Gigaryan no diffs TADC
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Gigaryan and Gigafly



