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Terrycrews
I take the short bus to school and love trains!!Your meme: Stolen *attaches image of a character*)Who wants to read my sonichu fanfiction I made:)Man this piece of media is such a hyper fixation!!HIII do wanna be my friend?? i like silly cars too haha Trains Trains! chuga chuga chuga chuga choo choo!!This 90s retroart, VHS analog horror is so good!!!Only cool people get to have my fruit snacks chud!Do u of you guys want to roleplay sonic CD for recessMy mom says you guys simply don't understand me... I am fucking retarded btw, if that matters i hab the an iq == 28 btw if theT matters. JI have an IQ of about 172 btw, if that mattersCheck out my power rangers figurine collection!!
Terrycrews, (also known as Fortuna, Molly, Teresa, or simply Terry) is a nu-/qa/ and Soyjak.blog namefag known for being involved in endless slapfights with other users and causing a lot of drama.
Notable for xer aggrieved posting style and multiple facades, Terry is assumed by many users to be a Pooner (female-to-male troon) despite xer claims the xhe is a male.
Xhe joined the Soy Community sometime in 2023 and began namefagging in late 2024.
Please note that because Terry is a pathological liar who has a fear of being 'za'd, xhe makes up a lot of false information about xerself and others to avoid datamining, so please take the info on this page with a grain of salt.
| > | I could literally beat the shit out of you dude | < |
| > | I'm not a fucking pooner dude | < |
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Personal life
Not much is known about Terry's personal life, but here is a rough description according to Terry xerself and a few other people's accounts:
Terry is 21 years old. Xhe has claimed to be Estonian in the past, though xer true nationality is unknown.
Xhe claims that xhe has a condition which significantly impairs xer ability to walk, and that xhe uses crutches and is unemployed because of said condition, receiving welfare.
However, it's possible the cripple claim is a lie used to distance xer online personage from xer real life, or xer claims are not lies and the poor thing really does need crutches because xhe can barely walk. The latter would explain how xhe is able to be online for hours and rack up thousands of posts in a relatively short amount of time, albeit it may be possible that this supposed condition worsened over time and gradually impaired xer ability to move or work as before.
Xhe also claims to be diagnosed with ass burgers and bipolar disorder, explaining xer rapid mood swings and multiple personas.
A few charts filled out by xer
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Incel bingo
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Femcel bingo
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Soyboy bingo
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Pooner bingo
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Some of Terry's favorite things
Online
On Soyjak.party
Vivo
Terry claims to have joined the Soy Community via KiwiFarms, and frequents the /qa/ board. Xhe can usually be seen arguing with xer eternal nemesis, another namefag named jimboboi (aka vivo on the shlog) who often avatarfags as some indie gayme called oneshot. These two seem to have an extensive history with each other, and they even argue on email as well as the shlog, indicating that they have known each other for a long time and perhaps met on a site like Kiwi farms or 4cuck.
These arguments on /qa/ often span several hundreds of messages in just a few hours, and recently Terry has been trying to groom Jim into sucking a penis for money on camera "because its funny".
Joel
Something of note this pooner did was start a legendary campaign of the biggest false flag in /soy/ history. During the fist half of 2024, during Joels daily FPE threads Terrycrews would find himself perpetuating the idea that Joel was in fact a Japanese pooner (project much?) named protokleki along with some forced evidence to back it up. Frankly, this made Joel livid and his detractors slurped it up ultimately expanding the lifespan of his big gay drama by six fucking months.
Ribbon
Another victim of Terry was Ribbon because she could poon better or something (nobody really knows why Terry got so mad over Ribbon). This led to days where she would spam meximutt under every single post without a sage basically forcing ribbons posts to the top of the catty. Eventualy he got bored and moved back on to harassing Joel after Ribbon was un pinked.
Some screenshots of terry's emails sent to jim (not in chronological order)
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Complaining about a shlog ban
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Hobbies
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>i've been skipping meds. sorry. 🥺
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>Lying is fun :D
On Soyjak.blog
Terry is also a very prominent soyjak.blog user, racking up well over 15000 posts over several accounts. It's unknown why xer account is named after the old Old Spice guy because xhe doesn't want to explain why.
The first iteration of xer "terrycrews" account had a light blue shirt with a sunflower on it as a pfp, and would regularly harass users, threatening to beat them up in a myriad of different ways, as well as calling other users slurs.
After a while xhe removed the pfp and was permabanned via a personal request. However, xhe shortly came back afterwards with a new account, Fortuna, and had a new kind-hearted, apologetic persona as opposed to xer previous highly aggressive and rude matter. However, users caught on very quickly and immediatly accused xer of being terry. Fortuna denied this several times up until xhe again requested the account to be permabanned, shortly after a few 'log clogging arguments with Jim on the shlog.
Xhe then proceeded to spontaneously post under guest accounts and insult users and mods inside of large threads. A crackdown on guestposting led xer to create a new account titled molly, this time larping as a genuine tranny.[1] Again people realized it was Terry[2][3] and eventually the mods had enough and decided to unban Terry's main account. Xhe was mostly welcomed by the user base, this time having a kinder-than-terry but ruder-than-fortuna facade. Xhe seems to have completely given up any grudges held against certain users prior to xer "perma"ban, instead focusing on fighting with Jim aka vivo aka the oneshot fag.
During one of these arguments, a user decided to send Terry an image of his twp in xer DMs. Terry proceeded to post the image in the thread the argument was taking place under a spoiler, making fun of how tiny it is. Both Terry and the clittycel received a 2 week long ban for this incident.
Terry has a few memorable mannerisms, such as the overuse the word "dude" in posts and the cute habit of posting a wholesome react
Terryjak gallery
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xer eye... Idk
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>i'm not a fucking pooner dude
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🌻
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>I'm going to sleep soon. Thank god I don't have to deal with people like you in my dreams.
