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Nuuru

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On Feburary 27th 2026, Mustard would launch an improved[it just is, ok?snopes?it just is, ok?how???whatbut... why?] version of the SoyBooru UI, also adding forums. The update has just recently rolled out, and thus receptions are currently mixed, with some nusois and namefags alike expressing dislike for the new 'ru believing it is unnecessary and looks like a modern-day average vibecoded minimalistcore social media site, while others think it is neat with certain additions like new emojis.

Features

  • The Boorum, a forum.
  • Emojis and the ability to react on posts with them.
  • Overhauled visuals
  • More options in the text editor
  • Native profile pictures instead of Gravatar
  • Overall better infrastructure [it just is, ok?snopes?it just is, ok?how???whatbut... why?]
  • Notifications
The current homepage of the Nuuru.

Criticism

  • Some say it is too much like DA ‘COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORD. Apparently, they own the IP of not blinding you when you open the site.
  • Due to the controversial nature of blogposting on the Sharty, the addition of a forum to the 'ru has obviously been subject to controversy.
  • Some people argue that the site looks too much like most vibecoded sites nowadays and has lost it's SOVL due to this.
  • Some people say it's DAAAA KIWI.
  • Some people say it's DA SHROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM or SCHLOOOOOOOOOG.
  • Some even say it's DA FACEBOOOK.
  • It broke Flash.(Not surprising)
  • It has been made much easier to brap up comments sections/forums.
  • You can't register new accounts.🗝️ It was temporary.
  • Tags are fucked up.