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Revision as of 01:37, 21 April 2026 by Fenriris (talk | contribs) (Replaced content with "{{Distinguish|Yo Mama}} {{Wholesome}}{{Gem}} {{Caca|MAMA MAMAAAA TURN ON COCOMELON}}alt=Your Mother|Some bitch killing someone's goldfish with wine|thumb '''Your mom''', also known as '''Joe <s>Biden</s> Mama''', is a woman of many things, being your mom and all. Her favorite past-time is smoking cigarettes and telling you to shut the fuck up when you have a mental breakdown because you fell for the most [...")
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>Though maybe you were looking for Yo Mama?
This is about something very lovely and wholesome!How amazing!
This page is a gem.
MAMA MAMAAAA TURN ON COCOMELON
Your Mother
Some bitch killing someone's goldfish with wine

Your mom, also known as Joe Biden Mama, is a woman of many things, being your mom and all. Her favorite past-time is smoking cigarettes and telling you to shut the fuck up when you have a mental breakdown because you fell for the most obvious bait thread on der sharty. She is also a proud autism mom!

Facts About Your Mom

  • She cares about and loves (You)
  • She LOVES cooking you GREAT and nutritious food.
  • She LOVES your dad.[Not always]
  • She is a Gem!
  • She is married to Your Dad.[Not always]
  • (You) should treat her with love and respect, she cares a lot about (You) and loves (You) a lot!

^ All of these statements above are TRVTHNUKES.

Things Your Mom Likes

  • Wine
  • Smoking
  • Me
  • You (probably)
  • Your dad
  • Your Sister
  • When you do your homework instead of going on the bald men with glasses website, nusoi.
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