(((Scientology)))

>Though maybe you were looking for Science?

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Scientology is (((Jewish))).

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(((Scientology))), (professionally known as The 'Church' of Scientology, or Soyentology^{[nobeidore says dis though]}) is a cult best known for blackmail, extortion, and scamming rich people. The church was founded by a literal schizo named L. Ron Hubbard in 1950.

history with 4cuck

back when 4cuck actually allowed raids and did some good, people started doing protests or something, nothing ever happened and nobody cared

What do they believe in?

Somebody call fuckin' Soyberg! The person who founded this religion was a schizophrenic, and this is very apparent in his writings.

Scientologists believe that there is an immortal alien (called a Thetan) living inside their mind, and that it remembers all of its past lives. Scientologists trick you into believing into this so they can scam you out of money by you hiring "auditors" which are supposed to be able to hear your issues and then clear the mind of the Thetan so you are happy. What they really do is force you into admitting things that never happened under the guise of it being a past life so they can blackmail you.

The Thetans were 'nished by a galactic emperor or something onto Earth (which was called "Teegeeack") and then they went inside of humans o algo.

Relevance to the Soysphere

Scientology is relevant to the Soysphere as people who have been 'oxed by Snarky.snappy have been sent Scientologist recruiters. Also it's a 'religion' and therefore easy bait.

See also

• Science
• Minor inconvenience#Cults