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Religion is the belief that there exists a god or sometimes more than one god. Religions always have some guidelines you must follow to not get negative reddit karma and some profit shitskins that died for our sins or some shitfart like that. These prophets are just jewish niggers who gaslight people into believing if they don't do what they are told to they will go to hell where they burn and get tortured. Each religion has a nvke button that when you bring up causes religious person to go nvclear either literally or by blabbing the most schizo horseshit (like reminding the muzzies how Muhammed was a pedophile.)
Why do people believe in religions?[edit | edit source]
They have nothing in life[edit | edit source]
Religious people have nothing better in life. They want to worship some very powerful idol to feel full in life and to believe the things they did actually mattered and give them hope.
Religious parents[edit | edit source]
Religion is also put into people's head at a young age by their parents. These kids usually stay religious for the rest of their lives due to being exposed to it at such a young age which also makes them never question it.
Fear[edit | edit source]
Religions most of the time have a shit ton of verses about how people who don't convert go to hell (limbo not included) which strikes fear in people who have to hear it all the time.
Religious people online[edit | edit source]
Religious people online are the seconds worst type of religious people after terrorist. They always try to make people convert with their shitty online posts and deploy fallacies when you're ruining their entire beliefs because religion is the only thing they have. They are also known for engaging in a lot of shit flinging and even with themselves (like shia-sunni niggers arguing over who is the blacker one (both are vantablack)) and often times they do things their very religion called sins or corrupt behaviour (like swearing, wrath, etc.)
This article is mainly targeted against these kind of people btw
On sharty[edit | edit source]
On /pol/[edit | edit source]
/pol/ is the "main" place to debate (spam gore) religion on the sharty. During certain hours you can see abraps spam jewish people getting epic 360 no scoped by hamass while the audio of some guy blabbing about Ali or some shit plays in the background.
On SoyBooru[edit | edit source]
SoyBooru is arguably the largest place for religious namefags like Warrior-Z. This is to the surprise of no one, however, as 'ru users are known for shitflinging about all of their mental disorders to see who is the biggest aryan (shitskin) by posting the most amount of slopjaks, 'p, and being in the most amount of 'cords.
Atheists[edit | edit source]
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Main article: atheism
Atheists are people who don't believe in god. There are two types of atheists
"I don't believe in god"[edit | edit source]
These people simply don't believe in a god. They are just simply called irreligious cause Atheism is now a term for redditards.
"God isn't real"[edit | edit source]
The people who graduated from Reddit State University of r/Science use this term to identify one another. They often bitch about religion too much and immediately attempt to "debate" you the moment you mention Jesus. The reason these people are like this is because the Bible says being a worthless fatass and gooning to Trans loli cub incest scat 'P is bad while The Soyience says it is good.
