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(((Scientology)))
They should not be replicated nor condoned.
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Scientology is (((Jewish))).
(((Scientology))), (professionally known as The 'Church' of Scientology, or Soyentology[nobeidore says dis though]) is a cult which is best known for blackmail, extortion, and scamming rich people. The church was founded by a literal schizo sci-fi author named L. Ron Hubbard in 1950.
History with 4cuck[edit | edit source]
Back when 4cuck actually allowed raids, people started doing protests or something. This was called Operation Chanology, doe nothing ever happened and nobody cared
Also it became a meme after South Park made an episode about it. This is because Scientology is known for harassing people with frivolous lawsuits or even ordering hits.
What do they believe in?[edit | edit source]
Somebody call fuckin' Soyberg! The person who founded this religion was a schizophrenic, and this is very apparent in his writings.
Scientologists believe that there is an immortal alien (called a Thetan) living inside their mind, and that it remembers all of its past lives. Scientologists trick you into believing into this so they can scam you out of money by you hiring "auditors" which are supposed to be able to hear your issues and then clear the mind of the Thetan so you are happy. What they really do is force you into admitting things that never happened under the guise of it being a past life so they can blackmail you.
75 million years ago, the dark lord Xenu or something, who ruled the Galactic Confederacy of 26 stars and 76 plants (including Earth, then known as "Teegeeack"), devised a plot to prevent a coup against his rule, to gather his citizens under the pretense of income tax inspections, but then froze them, loaded their frozen bodies into spacecraft and dropped them into volcanoes over the Earth, destroying the bodies but freeing their souls, called "Thetans". These souls were captured using vacuums, then taken into a giant cinema where they watched movies for 36 days, which brainwashed them with fake religions. Then, the released Thetans travelled the Earth, in search of new bodies, until they eventually discovered the early humans, which they took over o algo.
Relevance to the Soysphere[edit | edit source]
Scientology is relevant to the Soysphere as people who have been 'oxed by Snarky.snappy have been sent Scientologist recruiters.[1] Also it's a 'religion' and therefore easy bait. Because scientology is best known for harassing people until the end of time, they are best considered a major inconvenience level threat.
The largest threat to xem currently is TikTok and Xitter where teenagers have constantly attempted to raid xeir buildings.
