CURRENT MISSION: Conclude the 2026 soyjak.party hack page, aswell as any pages relating to it, such as the Summer 2026 Crisis page.
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Soyjak Wiki:Moderation geggies
This page is here to document all instances of funny things 'ki staff had to do or have seen, ranging from bans, page deletions, edits, rejections, etc. Before adding anything here make sure to ask a superior on whether it would be appropriate to add something or not (and what to potentially censor), though it's safe to add things entirely visible via public logs (anything accessible via Recent Changes). As custom if you add information you should add yourself to the list of writers concerning a section and add the superior you consulted.
Users
Dandycaca
- Writers: User:Analects, User:GapeNewell
- Consulted staff: User:GapeNewell
The Dandycaca (~Chud4084) was an anonymous account who tried to create a page on Dandy's World, a Roblox game, 3 times. Before trying to create it, he previously created the Immigrant page (which now redirects to Immigration). You can see for yourself how sophisticated and articulated this toddlerDEITY is:
>An immigrant is a person who traveled from somewhere to this board they are usually from 4cuck but it was at its worst after the Great Soyset they are most likely troons or fags that post slop like tadc or tranime they are the most annoying brimstone of all time
After this, he tried to create the eponymous page on Dandy's World, which he titled "Dandys world":
>Dandys world is a troonslop game dbd rip-off with shitty textures you collect black semen called ichor but this game is coally and fag troon slop for jartycucks it is a terrible game made by a pedophile that nobody should play or else they will be seething the devil should be doxed. because they are shitty people
Which was then rejected by User:North, with rejection reason "Your edit on Dandys world was rejected by North due to it being an SNCA gigastub." This therefore prompted the Dandycaca to just, remake it, again!
>Dandys world is a trannie game on roblox made by a pedophile in which you do shitty machines and collect stuff it is basically another dead by daylight clone with shitty textures slapped onto it
Again, rejected by User:North, with rejection reason "Your edit on Dandys world was rejected again by North due to it still being an SNCA gigastub." But he did not learn, and, just tried again!do nueditors REALLY?, This was so out of place that User:North thereby modified the Template:Rejected template to support the addition of an "again" string and a "dueto" arg but that's snca or somealgo. What did he then do? He just remade it... AGAIN!
>Dandys world is a troonslop game dbd rip-off with shitty textures you collect black semen called ichor but this game is coally and fag troon slop for jartycucks
Finally, he was banned for being underage, with his contributions now immortalized in this page and our memories. Do note that he still hasn't appealed.
Furry (user)
- Never was classified therefore staff consulting unnecessary
User:Furry wasev&doe xhe came back an Angeleno era user who had a peculiar obsession with creating user pages. This prompted Angeleno to, for some reason, color his username red, thereby making it impossible for him to "remove" all red colored user pages. The red name was removed some time ago by Cobblestone.
Badparent76764
- Written by user:GauntletThrown
- Never classified (relevant logs/pages are public)
Special:Contributions/~Chud76764 was an anonymous user who showed up one day asking for the page on The Happy Merchant to be censored. Normally noubeidore cares about normies wanting this place censored given that readers have to choose to be here in the first place, but the talkpage comment left was cause for concern.
>can this be deleted or changed? its really not funny seeing shit like this my kid uses this wiki
This resulted in user:GauntletThrown effortreplying to possible bait and user:MarketPliers permablocking the user (designated BadParent76764 for this section's purposes) for rule G11 - 'this IP's child apparently uses the wiki'
Then bp76764 went to his (or her, the difference isn't important) user talk page to explain what he? was doing.
>no I'm worried my child will use the wiki because I teached her wiki software and I discovered this wiki through her posts on facebook
It's probably child abuse if you're letting your kid have unrestricted access to the point where you let your kid on the Soysphere considering all the not kid friendly things on there.
Wiki editor
- Written by: user:Neptune
- Staff consulted: nophono yet
user:Wiki editor originally created the account in October of 2025, and was pretty unremarkable for the first few months of its existence. However, on April 10, 2026, he would enact the first of his multi-kilobyte additions on the Rapeson page. This edit consisted of a slew of new entries on the "unconfirmed crimes" section, although he at least had the sense to keep it in the collapsible box. An example is provided below, showing obvious hallmarks of AI-generated writing while having no connection to 'apeson himself:
>Used advanced gene-editing to create a beautiful, fast-growing species of ivy. He then secretly planted this ivy at the foundations of historically significant buildings, cathedrals, and monuments around the world. The ivy's root system was engineered to be exceptionally aggressive, silently pulverizing the foundations and ensuring the eventual, simultaneous collapse of centuries of human culture.
Wiki editor would continue to make these multi-kilobyte edits until his ban on May 4th. Most notably, on the Super Giga World page, he repeatedly re-added 35kb of AI nonsense ev&oe other users had reverted the edits multiple times. He would claim that these edits were largely human-generated (with AI helping with minor formatting details); however, the both edits' actual content, and the speed at which they were created, clearly indicated otherwise.
Although he had been warned multiple times by moderation to cease this behavior, he refused to do so. In fact, he even proposed that the leaderboard be ranked on size (rather than number) of edits, presumably to give himself a spot on the front page. On May 4th, Cobblestone eventually had enough of his tomfoolery, and banned him.
Synonymous
- Written by: User:TraisoRightsWonned
- Consulted staff: User:Fenriris
Synonymous, formerly known as Anonymous SAGE! and Soyak, was a former 'ki mediator, former SNCApedia janny and Sfaily janny. He is best known for being permabanned and unbanned over and over again until he was finally banned permanently for spamming a 'ox of a 'ru nophono called "SoyGODTNDmaster".
On June 17, 2026, a literal who mediator requested to ban Synonymous due to being banned on the 'ru. Suddenly, Synonymous started having a complete meltdown on how le heckin' incel hackers from r/markiplier are "friends with 'p spammers". If he's ever active, you might have a chance to milk gegs from him from xis very own talk page.
Mails
Endmutt
- Writers : User:MarketPliers, User:Analects
- Declassified by the brown poonsisa herself on a Boorum thread[1]
A puritan sent an email to Cobblestone to leak about an endmutt edit.
"Endmutt"
From Soyjak Wiki on 2026-03-19 12:21
Can you delete https://soyjakwiki.org/File:133984_-_SoyBooru.png ? Brandon is traced from a real child
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This email was sent by Username entered already in use to Cobblestone by the "Email this user" function at Soyjak Wiki. If you reply to this email, your email will be sent directly to the original sender, revealing your email address to them.
Jager Email
- Writer : User:SprokemowerMan
- Consulted staff: xhe doesn't need to
On May 5th and May 7th of 2025, a user named User:Jagers sent SprokemowerMan a couple of emails, while he was still the wiki admin.
Soyjak Wiki email from user "Jagers"
https://wiki.soyjak.st/Jager You WILL make this a featured gem, why? Because Jager will rape and kill you if you don't :D
-- This email was sent by Jagers to SprokemowerMan by the "Email this user" function at Soyjak Wiki. If you reply to this email, your email will be sent directly to the original sender, revealing your email address to them.
URGENT: YOUR LIFE IS AT STAKE!!!! RESPOND IMMEDIATELY
Hello. It's me again, so I just got done talking to Jager himself and he sounds VERY upset with you. We have noticed that Jager is not on the front page... This is a very important matter that you need to attend to. Jager is not a man that likes to take no for an answer. I personally want to say I'm sorry for the last email and I can assure you that you WONT be raped or murdered, as long as you do what needs to be done. So please, I ask politely, feature the Jager page, your life may depend on it.
WE ARE NOT FUCKING AROUND HERE. BAD THINGS WILL HAPPEN IF YOU DON'T DO WHAT YOU HAVE BEEN TOLD.
-- This email was sent by Jagers to SprokemowerMan by the "Email this user" function at Soyjak Wiki. If you reply to this email, your email will be sent directly to the original sender, revealing your email address to them.
Due to the odd and hostile nature of these emails, they were ignored.
Rejections
Der /r/indianatheism Sperg
An editor named Negro, also known as the ~Chud86012, has his entire user talk page filled with rejects from mediators. At one point he had 10 rejected edits out of total 52.[final number of approved and disanporved edits needed]
He is best known for sperging out about religion, which 99% of the time is specifically Christianity and (((almost never any other religions)))
He turned out to be a jartypedo who tried to add the {{OMGSISA}} template to the Soylita page from one of his alts.
