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Soyjak Wiki:Moderation geggies
This page is here to document all instances of funny things 'ki staff had to do or have seen, ranging from bans, page deletions, edits, rejections, etc. Before adding anything here make sure to ask a superior on whether it would be appropriate to add something or not (and what to potentially censor). As custom if you are to add information you should add yourself to the list of writers concerning a section and add the superior you consulted.
Users[edit | edit source]
Dandycaca[edit | edit source]
- Writers: User:Analects, User:GapeNewell
- Consulted staff: User:GapeNewell
>Oh my Fauci this is just like my heckin' so-bad-it's-good movies!The Dandycaca (~Chud4084) was an anonymous account who tried to create a page on Dandy's World, a Roblox game, 3 times. Before trying to create it, xhe previously created the Immigrant page (which now redirects to Newfag). You can see for yourself how sophisticated and articulated these toddlerDEITIES are:
>An immigrant is a person who traveled from somewhere to this board they are usually from 4cuck but it was at its worst after the Great Soyset they are most likely troons or fags that post slop like tadc or tranime they are the most annoying brimstone of all time
After this, xhe tried to create the eponymous page on Dandy's World, which he titled "Dandys world":
>Dandys world is a troonslop game dbd rip-off with shitty textures you collect black semen called ichor but this game is coally and fag troon slop for jartycucks it is a terrible game made by a pedophile that nobody should play or else they will be seething the devil should be doxed. because they are shitty people
Which was then rejected by User:North, with rejection reason "Your edit on Dandys world was rejected by North due to it being an SNCA gigastub." This therefore prompted the Dandycaca to just, remake it, again!
>Dandys world is a trannie game on roblox made by a pedophile in which you do shitty machines and collect stuff it is basically another dead by daylight clone with shitty textures slapped onto it
Again, rejected by User:North, with rejection reason "Your edit on Dandys world was rejected again by North due to it still being an SNCA gigastub." But xhe did not learn, and, just tried again!do nueditors REALLY?, This was so out of place that User:North thereby modified the Template:Rejected template to support the addition of an "again" string and a "dueto" arg but that's snca or somealgo. What did he then do? he just REMADE IT AGAIN!
>Dandys world is a troonslop game dbd rip-off with shitty textures you collect black semen called ichor but this game is coally and fag troon slop for jartycucks
Finally, xhe was banned for being underaged, his contributions now immortalized in this page and our memories. Do note that xhe as of now still hasn't appealed.
Furry (user)[edit | edit source]
- Never was classified therefore staff consulting unnecessary
User:Furry wasev&doe xhe came back an Angeleno era user who had a peculiar obsession with creating user pages. This prompted Angeleno to, for some reason, color his username red, thereby making it impossible for him to "remove" all red colored user pages. The red name was removed some time ago by Cobblestone.
Mails[edit | edit source]
Endmutt[edit | edit source]
- Writers : User:MarketPliers, User:Analects
- Declassified by the brown poonsisa herself on a Boorum thread[1]
A puritan sent an email to Cobblestone to leak about an endmutt edit.
"Endmutt"
From Soyjak Wiki on 2026-03-19 12:21
Can you delete https://soyjakwiki.org/File:133984_-_SoyBooru.png ? Brandon is traced from a real child
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This email was sent by Username entered already in use to Cobblestone by the "Email this user" function at Soyjak Wiki. If you reply to this email, your email will be sent directly to the original sender, revealing your email address to them.
Jager Email[edit | edit source]
- Writer : User:SprokemowerMan
- Consulted staff: xhe doesn't need to
On May 5th and May 7th of 2025, a user named User:Jagers sent SprokemowerMan a couple of emails, while he was still the wiki admin.
Soyjak Wiki email from user "Jagers"[edit | edit source]
https://wiki.soyjak.st/Jager You WILL make this a featured gem, why? Because Jager will rape and kill you if you don't :D
-- This email was sent by Jagers to SprokemowerMan by the "Email this user" function at Soyjak Wiki. If you reply to this email, your email will be sent directly to the original sender, revealing your email address to them.
URGENT: YOUR LIFE IS AT STAKE!!!! RESPOND IMMEDIATELY[edit | edit source]
Hello. It's me again, so I just got done talking to Jager himself and he sounds VERY upset with you. We have noticed that Jager is not on the front page... This is a very important matter that you need to attend to. Jager is not a man that likes to take no for an answer. I personally want to say I'm sorry for the last email and I can assure you that you WONT be raped or murdered, as long as you do what needs to be done. So please, I ask politely, feature the Jager page, your life may depend on it.
WE ARE NOT FUCKING AROUND HERE. BAD THINGS WILL HAPPEN IF YOU DON'T DO WHAT YOU HAVE BEEN TOLD.
-- This email was sent by Jagers to SprokemowerMan by the "Email this user" function at Soyjak Wiki. If you reply to this email, your email will be sent directly to the original sender, revealing your email address to them.
Due to the odd and hostile nature of these emails, they were ignored.
