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NIGGERADMIN
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Salt, also known as NIGGERADMIN, Saltan, Admin 6, or literally Quote, is the current administrator of soyjak.party, and the undisputed king of posting radioactive brimstone. Widely considered to be the most catastrophic force to ever hit soyjak.party, Salt is notorious for unbanning every gore spamming failtroll, promoting gore and other brimstone as "newfag repellant," gooning to DNB, desensitizing 'teens with EGI (early guro introduction), starting useless nigger wars between the main site and the booru, and perhaps most egregiously locking /craft/ simply because he's a miserable nigger that hates videogames. If there is a bad decision to be made on the sharty, Salt has already made it, doubled down on it, IP banned anyone who pointed out how much he was leaking, and then declared war on them.
History
Nobody actually knows where Salt came from. Historians of the sharty theorize he was spawned from a vat of pure, unadulterated coal left behind after a particularly bad catalog wipe during Soyvil War 5. He first appeared on the radar in August 2026, when he unleashed a tidal wave of niggers and 'cord trannies that continue to spam the site with aggressively unfunny coal to this very day.
Reign of Terror
Salt’s tenure as an admin is often referred to as the Dark Age of Coal. His moderation style is characterized by banning random shit he doesn't like while allowing gore spammers to run rampant.
Why Gore is le bad
No normal functioning adult human wants to see gore, regardless if you're an immigrant or an oldGOD. It's disgusting and makes the sharty look like it's a site for violent pedophiles and chuds. Most immigrants are already repelled by shit like "tranny" and "nigger" anyways since those are cardinal sins to normgroids. Gore is disruptive to our inner peace and quickly loses it's impact anyway while always remaining just as annoying, partially because you know some 16 year old 'cord tranny from Russia was the one who posted it, and partially because some people actually have empathy and don't like seeing mutilated bodies on their bald men with glasses website, but i'm sure that's hard for nuswas to understand.
Trivia
- He does it for FREE
- The userbase officially stripped him of the title "Admin" and exclusively refers to him as the "Head Coalminer".
- If you mention the phrase "unpaid internet janitor" in his presence, his clitty is known to physically vibrate with rage.
- He's gay[He just is, okay?]
- He laced my beer with 250mg of prozac and bath salts
- He stole my car, sold it to a chop shop, and then bought a new Lamborghini with the money
- He put itching powder on my toilet seat
- He's an alter ego of Quote
- He LOOOOOOOOVES gore
- He HATES fun
- He made me stub my toe
- He made me shit my pants
- He made me piss the bed
- He is the reason i cannot get a girlfriend
- He is the reason i cannot have sex
- He likely has a guro fetish as he unbanned gore
- He artificially forced the "salt" nickname himself so that he could namefag without namefagging (The King's Pact binds him)
