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Quote Limeade Mustard just end your lives already

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"Quote Limeade Mustard just end your lives already" (abbreviated as QLMJEYLA, pronounced [kwəlmd͡ʒeɪlə]) is a proposed substitute for JSID.

The term is used primarily to express a large dissatisfaction with the sharty's administrators and how they have been operating the site, specifically for not cracking down on NAS posters. Especially since Quote's much maligned announcement that he doesn't want to sell the site, and will instead just shut it down.

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Before the coining of the term, every thread was brapped up with Satania "iToddler" and Averi "webpedo" spammers, with one of these posters calling Satania "their wife", and subsequently only received a ban for avatarfagging on /soy/, despite its clearly pedophilic message.[1] Some speculated that the Satania spammer could be swaglord, a notable 4cuck iToddler spammer on /g/.[2]

The term QLMJEYLA was coined on February 7th, 2026, in a /soy/ thread about a Sataniapedo in which somebaldi was metawhining about the site's supposedly low PPH during euromutt hours.[a][1] Several threads were made forcing the nu-term,[3][4][5] and every thread was briefly brapped up with calls for the sharty's administrators to end their lives.[6]

Notes

  1. The archive he used as "evidence" is from when the sharty went partially down on February 2nd.

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