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Brazil (Portuguese: Brasil), also known as Brapzil (Portuguese: Bostil), is a country in South America[or whatever]. Despite being big and geographically diverse, nobody cares about it, to the point even Carribbean islets are more visited than Brazil. The main reason is the fact the country is mostly known for its North and Northeast Regions, with a lot of crime and leftism. <--- Even doe the south is famously right-wing and was a popular hideout for ex-nazis. Xhey have also embraced Sharty culture more than their northern neighbors, as even their vice president (a known terrorism supporter) has been found using 'plier in a meme, once and for all establishing superiority over Argentinasluttas.
Brazil also banned Xitter from their country for a bit more than a month because of Elon Musk being based or something, leaving many leftist BRAPzilian niggers to seethe and immigrate to the Xitter ripoff Bluesky (only to come back after the ban was lifted GEG!), while the right-wing ones simply used VPN services with fake accounts.
Fun facts about Brazil[edit | edit source]
- Brazil has the second-highest AIDS rate in all of Latin America, the first being Haiti (this was caused because Brazil was among the first countries to legalize homosexuality).
- 35% of execution videos originate from Brazil.
- Unlike Mexico, where they kill people for leaving their shitty gangs🔒, brapzillain cartels mostly kill people for robbing people under their slums🗝️. THOUGHEVER Brapzillian gangs still might kill you for snitching (don't fuggen snitch on us bix nood!!) or even slightly criticizing them
- Brazil has the highest number of same-sex marriages in Latin America by over 5,000 marriages, even doe it was never approved legislatively, being imposed by leftist judges.
- Brazil has the worst judges of the world.
- Brazil is home to a very rare subspecies of homo sapiens, which has been captured on video. (even doe it's a result of microcephaly caused by Zika fever)
- Brazil is unfortunately known for its lesbian scat porn, birthing the infamous shock video "2 girls 1 cup" which YOU VILL NOT LOOK IT UP. It is assumed these women do this because they'd rather drink shit and vomit than get raped by a low iq nigger with an infected pecker
- Brazilians are obsessed with meximutt series named El Chavo del Ocho and El Chapulín Colorado, no really, it's like chuds and troons being obsessed to each other but Ϫ000 times worse. <- don't listen to this crakka leakin'. Chaves and Chapolin are GEMS.
- Brapzil has an average IQ of 83. This means most brazilmutts are as smart as, if not even dumber than a chimpanzee.
- Niggerzil has an illiterate as president (Lula da Silva) who fucks goats btw if that matters.
- Brazilians sperg out every time they country is mentioned.
- Brazilians hate Argentinians, even doe they're the same.
- Brazil is a ""livable"" niggerhell (you just need to choose the federative unit wisely).
- Southern Brazil (and some pockets of Southeastern Brazil) are Aryanheaven.
- Brazilians LOVE the American cartoon Woody Woodpecker, known as Pica-Pau in Portuguese.
- Despite having a bigger preference for Funk, they actually respect northern musicians very much, since they peformed on their country while they were under a military dictatorship. They also behaved better in those concerts than some other latin american countries, not only establishing superiority over Argentinafails once again, but also over Mexico too! GEEEG
- Brazil never won a Nobel Prize.
W Brazil?[edit | edit source]
Monarchism won, Integralism won (even doe Damares likes troons), Dom Pedro II won, Plínio Salgado won, Gaúchos won, Catarinenses won, Paranaenses won, South won, Paulistas won, Fluminenses (Bolsonaro's state) won, Paulo Kogos won, Jair Bolsonaro won, Olavo won, Nikolas Ferreira won, /pol/ monarchyGOD won, sloptranWNBAG won, brazilian foid won, Chud_Brasil won, chaves won, chapolin won, dr. chapatin won, chaveco won, pancada bonaparte won.
Getúlio Vargas LOST, Nordestinos LOST, Lula da Silva LOST, PSOL LOST, MBL LOST, REPLY IF YOU AGREE!!!!!!
States[edit | edit source]
Brazil has 26 states and one Federal District.
- Acre - Acre is a mysterious state from the north, and nobody knows what happens in it. it is rumored that dinosaurs and aliens live there. There are NO mysterious creatures living in Acre. It is a perfectly normal state. You VILL take your meds. CEASE YOUR INVESTIGATION.
- Alagoas - Alagoas is an SNCA state.
- Amapá - Amapá is another small state, which is also forgotten by most BRAPzilians.
- Amazonas - Amazonas is a state best known for having a lot of valid BIPOC Indigenous folx, being a gateway for international drug trafficking, shitskin niggers living in tribes and a lot of flooding.
- Bahia - The state with the most niggers, crime, troons, and leftists. It is considered the worst state in the country and everyone hates them. Disney made a whole character about this state once to sell the idea that this state is glorious and that you VILL move there.
- Ceará - Niggers with big heads, full of niggers and leftists, same as Bahia.
- Distrito Federal - The state with the most politicians, ABIN, and corruption. Most Brazilians want to blow this place up, except for the leftists.
- Espírito Santo - Espírito Santo is home to Rica Games. The state's flag looks like the tranny flag, ironically enough.
- Goiás - Goiás has a lot of cowboys and radiation from retarded niggers playing with Cesium-137 dust.
- Maranhão - Maranhão is a state of niggers, and is full of crime and drug trafficking.
- Mato Grosso - Mato Grosso is the state where the most soybeans are harvested.
- Mato Grosso do Sul - Mato Grosso do Sul is a SNCA state.
- Minas Gerais - Minas Gerais is the most (((Jewish))) and leftist state in the southeast. They were the only state in the southeast that voted for Lula by a majority.
- Pará - Pará is considered Brazil's India of states, the population consists of pedophiles in Marajó Island, niggers, brown-skinned shitskins, and poor hygiene.
- Paraíba - Paraíba is an SNCA state. Has the frickin N word on xheir flag 💀 💀 💀
- Paraná - Paraná is an Aryan state, 68% of the population is white, and there are many Ukrainians.
- Pernambuco - This state is filled with retarded apes, and the only notable thing about it is that it has a bunch of dutch people and descendants living there because the Netherlands decided to colonize the northeast for whatever reason.
- Piauí - Piauí is an SNCA state, being the poorest, full of niggers and leftists, as is usual in the northeast region of Brazil.
- Rio de Janeiro - Rio de Janeiro is the best-known state outside Brazil. Its capital is well known for having the Christ the redeemer statue, as well as its many slums, drug trafficking, beaches, gangs and niggers. it is reported that people as young as 13 already enter gangs, causing schools to have multiple fighting incidents. Also, this state is to blame for the horrible songs you hear on youtube shorts.
- Rio Grande do Norte - Rio Grande do Norte is the slave quarters version of Rio Grande do Sul.
- Rio Grande do Sul - Rio Grande do Sul is an Aryan state. It is the whitest state in Brazil and the home of gaúcho culture. It is very similar to Texas in the United States.
- Rondônia - Rondônia is an SNCA state.
- Roraima - Roraima is an SNCA state. It has a large Venezuelan population.
- Santa Catarina - Santa Catarina is the state that can make any leftist or nigger in Brazil angry. Just the fact that the state exists makes niggers angry, because it is a white state and has many heckin' Nazis.
- São Paulo - Basically Rio de Janeiro, but no drug gang conflicts and not too many niggers. Also has enough asian immigrants to keep you busy.
- Sergipe - Sergipe is an SNCA state, and it is the smallest state.
- Tocantins - Tocantins is an SNCA state.
Glowies[edit | edit source]
Brapzilian glowies belong to the ABIN (Brazilian National Intelligence Agency) and glow a bright blue.
Imageboards[edit | edit source]
Brazilian imageboards are pure cancer,the first being 55chan created in 2007,it already filled with anime faggots and pedos. Then in its death in 2018 came 1500,which still has a lot of people that defend pedophilia and posts SNCA. Most of the posts are nostalgiafagging ,politics, and tranny porn. which gave its derogatory nickname 1500trans.
Relations to the sharty[edit | edit source]
Albeit it's one of the biggest countries in the world, it hasn't produced that many namefags, as there's no recorded history of even a Brazilian moderator (MEDS NOW).
Brazil generates about 8% of all the traffic on the Sharty and have managed to not have any spergouts.
^FALSENUKE, some Brazilian SoyBooru namefags had a countrywar in August 2025.
It also had some threads on soy,the first one going along the lines of: "raid this phone number for me" and 'teens quickly noticed it was a brazilian phone number, which gave room for the braps to talk,but it is lost media. The third and last one having only a screenshot of it[2] nevermind here it is[3].OP of all these three threads got banned and it stopped with the threads.
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