Brazil

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THIS PLACE IS FILLED WITH HIV-RIDDEN FAGGOTS!Individuals from Brazil are faggots and will likely succumb to AIDS in the near future.

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>Meu país ou algo assim

Brazil (Portuguese: Brasil), also known as Brapzil (Portuguese: Bostil), is a third world country in South America. Despite being big and geographically diverse, nobody cares about it, to the point even Caribbean islets are more visited than Brazil. The main reason is the fact the country is mostly known for its wonderful culture and tropical paradise for tourists. They are notable for being rivals with their hermanxs.

To reach connection with teenagers, Vice-President Geraldo Alckmin used soyjaks to tell how great xheir economy is doing .

History

Colonization

We don't care if Kuruminha is your shithole's colonization symbol, (You) VVILL get banned for Rule 10 if you use it due to it being a depiction of a minor in a sexualized way created by BRchan pedos.

April 22nd, 1500 marks the day Pedro Álvares Cabral's fleet arrived in Brazil, starting their colonization. Just like Spain, Portuguese explorers also race-mixed with Injunettes because why not? Though what was more interesting than pussy to Europeans were sugar canes and a rare crimson paint they called "brazilwood", hence the country's name. Portugal, Spain, the Netherlands, France and England fought for these resources, until they found out about India and everyone stopped caring about it.

The Portuguese found out that the Northeast has a drought problem, occuring every once in a while, so they left to settle in humid areas like the Amazon and the Plata. Because of this, the Crowns hired Bandeirantes as explorers to further expand Brazilian territory, then proceded to kill and enslave Indians who had already converted to Christianity while the Jesuits just watched.

Independence and Monarchy

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Freemasonry made a deal with the Portuguese royalty to let go of Brazil so King John VI's son, Peter, could rule for a certain period of time until he had to go back to Portugal. Peter became Emperor of Brazil in September 7th, 1822 after declaring its independence. Brazil would establish itself as the Southern Cone's main power during the 1860's after defeating Argentina, Uruguay, and who got ⅔ of its population wiped out. On May 13th, 1888, Peter II would abolish slavery^🔒. The slaveholders responded by overthrowing him on November 15th, 1889 alongside the royal family.

Modern Brazil

The oligarchy established by the Republicans would last until 1930, when Getúlio Vargas gathered the military in October 11th and took over. Vargas endorsed corporactivism during his presidency but turned to the allies in 1943, and later retired in 1945.

In 1964, the """""military""""" staged a coup, enduring until the late 80's. Persecution would hit its peak in the 70's when communist guerillas were defeated in the Amazon. Inflation, corruption and druglord rings COINCIDENTIALLY increased around the same time the military left the government.

Politics

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Learn the states of Brazil with Amerimutt and friends!

Acre or however the aliens are found.
Amazonas or however the spear is chucked.
Bahia or however the samba is danced.
Distrito Federal or however it's the capital of the republic.
Goiás or however the Cesium-137 is played with.
Maranhão or however the Guaraná Jesus is drunk.
Mato Grosso or however the soybeans are planted.
Mato Grosso do Sul or however the cattle is ranched.
Minas Gerais or however the milk is consumed.
Paraíba or however the no is said.
Paraná or however the niggers think they're white.
Pernambuco or however the invasion is Dutch.
Rio de Janeiro or however ~~the wallets are stolen~~ football is played.
Rio Grande do Sul or however the separatists drink yerba-mate.
Rondônia or however the Bolivians are defeated.
Roraima or however the Venezuelans are imported.
Santa Catarina or however the neo-nazis are arrested.
São Paulo or however the gooks are imported.
Pará or however the Marajó Island is full of Epsteins.

Internet culture

Report brazilian failtrolls at Safernet, as they cooperate with their law enforcement.

As you'd expect, Brazilian internet has little to no difference compared to its latinx hermanos'.

Imageboards

Main article: 1500chan

Brazil has its own dedicated imageboards. In the late 2010's, 1500chan became the country's main imageboard, having the worst reputation ever.

Relation to soyjak.party

They generate about 8% of all traffic on the Sharty, along with other third world countries like Mexico and Turkey. On February 26th, 2021, the earliest fingerboy was posted by a Brazilian on /int/, depicting a fingerboy attacking Bernd. He would then be reposted on /qa/.

Brapzilians (most likely failtrolls) who don't understand soykulchur sometimes post on the site, asking to raid their groom victims' phone numbers.^[1] The Italo-Brazilian War and World War OneShot counted with participation of namefags from this shithole. During the Brownocaust, most 'zilians migrated to the 'ru, the Shroom, the Inty, or created the Karty (currently in foodist territory).

Notable People

Stop right there, little buddy! This page or section will NOT have a huge list of literal whos, offsite boogeymen, or nulees.

Fun facts about Brazil

Brazil is number 1 in violence towards troons.^🗝️^[2]
Brazil has the second-highest AIDS rate in all of Latin America, the first being Haiti.
Brazil has nearly 40 thousand murders per year
This is what a full blooded Brazilian looks like, by the way.
2 girls 1 cup came from Brazil alongside 35% of shock videos.
Brapzilians are obsessed with El chavo del ocho and Woody Woodpecker.
Brapzil has an average IQ of 83, though this figure was obtained by one methodologically impaired Richard Lynn so take it with a grain of soy.
Brapzilians are attwhores and sperg out every time they country is mentioned, even if it's about how shitty their country is.^[3]
Brazil is the country with most Afro-descendant people outside of Africa, and ranks as the 2nd blackest country on earth.
Brazil is the country with the largest Japanese diaspora on earth, they are concentrated primarily in São Paulo.