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Gen Alpha

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>Though maybe you were looking for Babyjak?
These people are minors!
That means they are all currently below the age of 18.
You WILL remind them that they have school tomorrow and that they should eat their veggies!
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Gen Alpha are people that were born between 2012 to 2025 (though this varies between definitions). They are best known for constantly using the internet and their humor. Some nusois are from this generation.

Chacteristics[edit | edit source]

Due to their excessive use of the internet most cacas lives revolve around what ever device their parents decided to put them in front of. As such many members of this generation are iToddlers and are retarded.[they just are, okay?] They haven't been around for long enough to actually do anything noteworthy so they are only known for their memes. Gen Alpha loves YouTube shorts and Roblox. All Gen Alpha members come from Cacaborea. They require constant stimulation as a result of spending all their time watching short-form content and will sperg out when they aren't in front of an iPad. Cacas constantly speak in brainrot, both in real life and on the internet.

Gen Alpha "humor"[edit | edit source]

Gen Alpha humor is primarily an evolution of Zoomer humor, with random nonsense incorporated into it. They popularized Skibidi Toilet and 67. Cacas also love to spam emojis.

Some notable Gen Alpha memes are:

Some notable Gen Alpha phrases are:

  • ts - This shit/This
  • Ohio - A place where weird things happen
  • Diddy/Diddyblud - Pedophile
  • Skibidi - Means nothing. Used as an adjective. Can be positive or negative.
  • ahh blud - Is used to denote that a person has a characteristic, usually negative. Preceeded by an adjective. Combination of "ahh" and "blud".
  • Twin - Friend
  • Tuff - Tough
  • Peak - Good
  • vro - Retarded way of saying "bro".

Relations to the sharty[edit | edit source]

Many cacas have joined the sharty, mainly by learning about it from CobsonBRAPS. As such, they do not understand shardee kulchur and communicate using brainrot. Many Gen Alpha memes have been adopted into soyspeak. Cacaposting, or baby posting, is where you type like a caca and post Babyjaks. Cacaposting has it's own board, /caca/.

See also[edit | edit source]