SoyBooru threat levels

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The Soybooru threat level chart, also known as the Spergcon, is used by the Soystice League Hero Association to assess the severity of a potential threat to the survival of the Soysphere Planet, which has been under constant threat from outside sources since its inception.

You can check the strength level using a special tool called the "Singularity Thrembometer". It works by pointing a laser at the target, which slowly datamines it to determine the threat level. It was discovered by a British soyientist called "Dr. Diet Sproke" while developing a repellent against the glowies.

The chart

Threat Levels

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  1. Wolf: literal who can't do shit but be an annoying asshole for a few minutes before then being forgotten, aka, Xitter immigrants.
  2. Tiger: a literal who can do some shit, such as spamming some disgusting embedded 'orn here and there, or ragebait a group of people. This also includes people who spam 'orn on the 'booru before getting Aryan Beast Bombed.
  3. Demon: threat to the stability of a side of the soysphere. In this case, the namefague Cobson HWABAG is a clear example, as he wreaks havoc spamming 42 dragonjaks in bursts every day.
  4. Dragon: here shit gets very serious. A dragon level threat can cause huge damage to several corners of the Soy Planet, such as by nuking cities using 'ape Nukes. The most famous example of this is Supreme, who even got significant amounts of power, but only ended up being acked by the sheer amount of downvotes piercing his anus. But the damage is still felt to this day. Dragon level threats might also include the Furry Fandom since they know about the sharty and they are willing to send their goon beasts to disrupt our soypeace.
  5. GQD LEVEL THREAT: THREAT TO THE ENTIRE SOY PLANET. God level threats can, destroy the entirety of the Soy Sphere, making it uninhabitable, possibly getting re-used, in a catastrophic scenario, by furfags to spam 'orn, but gladly this won't seem to happen. But still, there are threats out there that could ruin us. They are best symbolized by Truubi, king of the Goon Beasts, and Poopson xis rival. Only Warrior-Z can pose a threat to them.

Hidden levels:

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  1. Bird: /Calm/ARYAN that has absolutely no power, typical activity is making gems and defeating wolves, said to be the demon's food. Gemkeepers of the Soysphere. >saar this isn't a threat level saar, it's a good guy
  2. ????: Little is known about these unknown creatures, theorized to be Niggerjak, Poopson, and Admin 6 themselves. Could possibly destroy the entire soysphere and universe indefinitely with an unbeatable power.
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